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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I see that many single men are struggling to find a girl on here.
As you may know I have had to block girls from messaging me due to the sheer volume of messages I was receiving from them.
Lots of guys have since messaged me asking for advice
Being the selfless person I am I have decided to do that on a public forum
So if you need help and guidance guys
ASK AWAY all questions will be answered   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do the vulvas haunt your dreams??"
I'm glad you asked that very question
It suggests to me that you have empathy with my situation
Obviously therefore the answer is yes!
Thanks for asking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan... How do you deal with this crazy influx? "
As per my previous answer
I have had no alternative but to block all females from messaging me
I really do think in all honesty that they should have some dignity
First message showing off their vagina for example!
I mean what self respecting man wants to see that?
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
"I see that many single men are struggling to find a girl on here.
As you may know I have had to block girls from messaging me due to the sheer volume of messages I was receiving from them.
Lots of guys have since messaged me asking for advice
Being the selfless person I am I have decided to do that on a public forum
So if you need help and guidance guys
ASK AWAY all questions will be answered "
Good morning Op this has made me giggle, so thank you!
I did look at your profile and I could see that I would off been able to message you. I suggest to review filters to ensure you do t get unsolicited messages from the vulvar owing community |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see that many single men are struggling to find a girl on here.
As you may know I have had to block girls from messaging me due to the sheer volume of messages I was receiving from them.
Lots of guys have since messaged me asking for advice
Being the selfless person I am I have decided to do that on a public forum
So if you need help and guidance guys
ASK AWAY all questions will be answered
Good morning Op this has made me giggle, so thank you!
I did look at your profile and I could see that I would off been able to message you. I suggest to review filters to ensure you do t get unsolicited messages from the vulvar owing community "
That will be rectified in due course
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Dan, I’m at my wicks end with this site. It’s full of pussy and I’m not able to bag a single pubic hair or a tit. I’ve posted pics of my cock hard, flaccid and even inserted objects in my arse hole as the ladies do but nothing with snare me some snatch!
Please help me Obi One your my only hope.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan.
I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ? "
There's your problem mate!
You used the word "chasing"
Remember woody they need us more than we need them
Chill and bide your time
They are now all desperately worried now that uncle Danny has stepped in
Hope this helps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong? "
Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely
Message woody above!!
2 birds one stone so to speak |
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"Dan.
I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ?
There's your problem mate!
You used the word "chasing"
Remember woody they need us more than we need them
Chill and bide your time
They are now all desperately worried now that uncle Danny has stepped in
Hope this helps "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, I’m at my wicks end with this site. It’s full of pussy and I’m not able to bag a single pubic hair or a tit. I’ve posted pics of my cock hard, flaccid and even inserted objects in my arse hole as the ladies do but nothing with snare me some snatch!
Please help me Obi One your my only hope.
J"
Well my friend having looked at your bio, I see that you have 4 fabulous verifications
But all from a while ago now
Rediscover your mojo mate, remember you had it once!
Maybe get yourself a 2 door Renault clio
Tbe ultimate babe magnet |
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"Dan, I’m at my wicks end with this site. It’s full of pussy and I’m not able to bag a single pubic hair or a tit. I’ve posted pics of my cock hard, flaccid and even inserted objects in my arse hole as the ladies do but nothing with snare me some snatch!
Please help me Obi One your my only hope.
J
Well my friend having looked at your bio, I see that you have 4 fabulous verifications
But all from a while ago now
Rediscover your mojo mate, remember you had it once!
Maybe get yourself a 2 door Renault clio
Tbe ultimate babe magnet "
Thanks Uncle Dan….I’ll give it a go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?
Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely
Message woody above!!
2 birds one stone so to speak "
Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, how do I get my completely straight FWB to turn into a lesbian so I can have some MFF action? I’ve tried everything and am at a loss. "
Grow lots and lots of pubic hair and don't wash your cock for a month
That'll put her off cock for a while
Hope this helps
Let us all know how you get on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?
Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely
Message woody above!!
2 birds one stone so to speak
Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work"
Cheers Bernard
Have a good day |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?
Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely
Message woody above!!
2 birds one stone so to speak
Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work
Cheers Bernard
Have a good day "
It's Ron actually. But I won't hold it against you (unless you want me to) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out. "
Happy to help a brother out my mate
Take a shower, or go swimming |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, my inbox is empty and my sex life as barren as the Gobi desert. As a total clunge magnet can you give me some tips on where am I doing wrong?
Well I am here primarily for the men tbh but as you asked so nicely
Message woody above!!
2 birds one stone so to speak
Dan - appreciate the reply. Just reminding you that I am in fact a hairy arsed geezer pretending to be a sort. Wise words - keep up the good work
Cheers Bernard
Have a good day
It's Ron actually. But I won't hold it against you (unless you want me to) "
Oh ye! That's your tactic is it?
Pretending to be a man now!
You've been rumbled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out.
Happy to help a brother out my mate
Take a shower, or go swimming "
Happy to report that I did indeed get my wang wet.
So a follow up if I may.
Now that I’ve got this clean wang. Can you show me the ways of drawing in fanny towards it. The little fellas getting lonely down there on his own. Needs a bit of clunge company.
Yours hopefully,
TD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dan.
I think I’m chasing the wrong type of women. Can you recommend anyone of your harem that might want some more slow paced loving’ ?
There's your problem mate!
You used the word "chasing"
Remember woody they need us more than we need them
Chill and bide your time
They are now all desperately worried now that uncle Danny has stepped in
Hope this helps "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Dan, can you help me to get my wang wet? It’s drier that Ghandis flip flops right now, and I figure that Fabs minge magnet would help a brother out.
Happy to help a brother out my mate
Take a shower, or go swimming
Happy to report that I did indeed get my wang wet.
So a follow up if I may.
Now that I’ve got this clean wang. Can you show me the ways of drawing in fanny towards it. The little fellas getting lonely down there on his own. Needs a bit of clunge company.
Yours hopefully,
TD"
Well I have studied your profile in detail my mate
I see that you certainly don't lack confidence!
Women like a man with confidence
However you do make a reference to "as long as you have 2 holes that'll do"
A woman likes to feel special my mate, and that she has been personally selected not just because she happens to have 2 holes
It may be an idea also to take a pic without the minstrels
Happy hunting my mate
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