I’ve just touched…

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My eye… which wouldn’t be so bad except I was chopping chillies when I made tea

Send help!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a great man once said…..

“D’oh!”

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DON'T GO TO THE TOILET, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"DON'T GO TO THE TOILET, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!"

If I do, it’s gonna be a hands free sit down event

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DON'T GO TO THE TOILET, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

If I do, it’s gonna be a hands free sit down event"

Phew, just resist any urge to shake it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel your pain OP.

Having been lumbered with a lousy cold for the last week, I rubbed a little vicks vaporub on my chest the other night.

Top tip - wash your hands thouroughly afterwards.

I had a little itch in the corner of my eye not so long afterwards and just didn't think.

Cue me running to the bathroom to wash my eye out.

Excruciating