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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

To my little party

Right here and now, so mingle/chat/flirt

Just enjoy yourselves

Life’s to bloody short

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px

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By *eedsanewusernameMan  over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "

And mini hotdogs/pickled onions on a cocktail stick too?

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "

Cheese and pineapple or I'm going home

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "
good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely

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By *opman121Man  over a year ago

stoke on trent

I am in don’t know what to have for tea lol

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Are you serving duck or any poultry at this small gathering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you serving duck or any poultry at this small gathering? "
Crisp duck and lemon chicken my dear fellow

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog."
I’m serving Goats cheese and mousse smoked salmon canopy to start my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like a clique meeting

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

You can't stop me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A party you say? Is there cake? I'm not coming if there's no cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like a clique meeting "
Not in anyway shape or form, please come in absolutely nobody is underrated in my little party

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere

Ummm anything dairy free going ? Or do I have to bring my own cakes

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Are we going to be doing the hokey y at any point ?

I’ll be happy to join the conga line but I ain’t starting

Again !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m crashing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will this place be quiet so we can chat and be over by 8pm so we can all go to bed at a reasonable time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any pringles party is not a party without pringles

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

Will there be apples and pears? Otherwise I’m not coming.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a clique meeting Not in anyway shape or form, please come in absolutely nobody is underrated in my little party "

Sorry but I don't want to attend any party that would let me in

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

got to be trifle,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ummm anything dairy free going ? Or do I have to bring my own cakes "
absolutely my lovely

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Are you serving duck or any poultry at this small gathering? Crisp duck and lemon chicken my dear fellow "

You my good man I would shake your hand & buy a beer haha

Exquisite taste & will bring the cutlery

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A party you say? Is there cake? I'm not coming if there's no cake "
I’ve got a Scandinavian brownie tower that should be Sufficient

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I join OP? I can bring the music

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "

Or perhaps your preference of some Chinese food

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. I’m serving Goats cheese and mousse smoked salmon canopy to start my lovely "

But is it presented on a tinfoil hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will there be apples and pears? Otherwise I’m not coming."
absolutely yes and very ripe and juicy my lovely

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By *ottsguy74Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

Sounds like a good party.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "

But you don't mention pineapple now?! Only on pizza? You wrongen

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. I’m serving Goats cheese and mousse smoked salmon canopy to start my lovely

But is it presented on a tinfoil hedgehog?"

I shall get my scissors out and personally construct it myself just for you my sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring the cocktail sausages

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join OP? I can bring the music "
you can be by my side all night my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A party you say? Is there cake? I'm not coming if there's no cake I’ve got a Scandinavian brownie tower that should be Sufficient "

Is that a euphemism for something?

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring the cocktail sausages

Miss S x"

perfect, make sure they are fat stumpy little ones

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm just going to stand in the corner and slap my cock side to side to the beat of the music

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Then I suppose I can deign to be here.

Is there a pescatarian option for the main?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. I’m serving Goats cheese and mousse smoked salmon canopy to start my lovely

Are these 'canopies' going to be in the form of umbrellas or parasols carried by the waiters or are we talking about gazebos or, even, marquees?"

we have your finest fab staff dear sir

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Shall I bring some vol-au-vents?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Can I join OP? I can bring the music you can be by my side all night my lovely "
m

Why thank you. I’ll be the one dancing all night… as always

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any pringles party is not a party without pringles "
we have sir but the finest home made to your personal liking

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely "

Are these 'canopies' going to be in the form of umbrellas or parasols carried by the waiters or are we talking about gazebos or, even, marquees?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Then I suppose I can deign to be here.

Is there a pescatarian option for the main?"

I can feed you something

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shall I bring some vol-au-vents?

"

perfect! Thank you sir

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Then I suppose I can deign to be here.

Is there a pescatarian option for the main?

I can feed you something "

Sold.

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By *cott73Man  over a year ago

brighton

Who's coming upstairs for a roll around among the coats on the bed?

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By *tourgentMan  over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Then I suppose I can deign to be here.

Is there a pescatarian option for the main?"

Can we keep religion out of this please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just going to stand in the corner and slap my cock side to side to the beat of the music "

I wondered where that draft was coming from

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Who's coming upstairs for a roll around among the coats on the bed?"

Wiping your cock on the curtains is one thing but getting peoples coats dirty is drawing the line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring the cocktail sausages

Miss S x perfect, make sure they are fat stumpy little ones "

What if I can only find thick fat ones?

Miss S x

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just going to stand in the corner and slap my cock side to side to the beat of the music

I wondered where that draft was coming from "

Sorry, I had too much bread earlier

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By *heggMan  over a year ago

South Brum


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely "

I trust a tray with a giant pyramid of Ferrero Rocher is on its way...

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely

I trust a tray with a giant pyramid of Ferrero Rocher is on its way..."

Why ambassador you are spoiling us

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies "

Carful, there's a rumour going that a couple like sticking Ferrero Rocher up guys bums

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies "
perfectly dressed for the occasion sir

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"Are you serving duck or any poultry at this small gathering? Crisp duck and lemon chicken my dear fellow "

In that case I'm in, if I'm allowed of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you serving duck or any poultry at this small gathering? Crisp duck and lemon chicken my dear fellow

In that case I'm in, if I'm allowed of course "

of course you are my lovely, I will bump into you shortly, in the meantime have a little nibble and settle in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a clique meeting "

It would to you.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies perfectly dressed for the occasion sir "

Wait.

We were supposed to wear clothes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just going to stand in the corner and slap my cock side to side to the beat of the music "

Someone put some 90’s dance on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies perfectly dressed for the occasion sir

Wait.

We were supposed to wear clothes?"

I think you better get changed as the night is young sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy? "

This is the way. We are Mandalorians now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy? "
the ladies are still making themselves look glamorous my lovely

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "

The ones with pineapple? I do enjoy those

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we have fried mac and cheese balls? Or is that too uncouth for fingering

I mean finger foods?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px

The ones with pineapple? I do enjoy those "

And pickle right?

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I don't care if my name's not down. If you don't have bouncers then you can't stop me!

Are there bouncers?

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely "

why you having a canopie is it in back garden?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don't care if my name's not down. If you don't have bouncers then you can't stop me!

Are there bouncers?"

You can bounce on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we have fried mac and cheese balls? Or is that too uncouth for fingering

I mean finger foods?"

I can finger up for you my lovely.

Just say what you want and I’m sure one can provide

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px

The ones with pineapple? I do enjoy those

And pickle right? "

Yeah ...I can go for that too

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy?

This is the way. We are Mandalorians now "

I'm not living for 120 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't care if my name's not down. If you don't have bouncers then you can't stop me!

Are there bouncers?"

I’m the sole entertainer and host my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy?

This is the way. We are Mandalorians now

I'm not living for 120 years "

Why, will you have to grow up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px

The ones with pineapple? I do enjoy those

And pickle right?

Yeah ...I can go for that too "

I could go for two?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely why you having a canopie is it in back garden? "

they do find their way around the garden for those who like to venture out in the wild sir

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I think you better get changed as the night is young sweetheart "

Ugh.

Fine.

I'll go put my floor length raccoon oodie on.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy?

This is the way. We are Mandalorians now

I'm not living for 120 years

Why, will you have to grow up? "

If I make 60 it will be a miracle I think

I never want to completely grow up, people get way too dry when that happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think you better get changed as the night is young sweetheart

Ugh.

Fine.

I'll go put my floor length raccoon oodie on."

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think you better get changed as the night is young sweetheart

Ugh.

Fine.

I'll go put my floor length raccoon oodie on."

Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely why you having a canopie is it in back garden? they do find their way around the garden for those who like to venture out in the wild sir "

really....... Naked?

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Ummm anything dairy free going ? Or do I have to bring my own cakes absolutely my lovely "

Just decorating them now.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you "

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How come it’s 90% men at this party , is it a bro loving thingy?

This is the way. We are Mandalorians now

I'm not living for 120 years

Why, will you have to grow up?

If I make 60 it will be a miracle I think

I never want to completely grow up, people get way too dry when that happens "

Lube helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ummm anything dairy free going ? Or do I have to bring my own cakes absolutely my lovely

Just decorating them now. "

it sounds very yummy my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought I heard something about a cake

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Did someone say party??! ... Will there be cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone say party??! ... Will there be cock "

Straight to the point I see!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies perfectly dressed for the occasion sir

Wait.

We were supposed to wear clothes?"

Until we're inside

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I don't care if my name's not down. If you don't have bouncers then you can't stop me!

Are there bouncers? I’m the sole entertainer and host my lovely "

I'm sure you'll host a fabulous party

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Did someone say party??! ... Will there be cake "

I'll bring a 'Manchester mess' for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px good god no!

This it quite an upper class party where everyone dresses in their best outfits,and canopies we be finding their way around shortly my lovely why you having a canopie is it in back garden? they do find their way around the garden for those who like to venture out in the wild sir really....... Naked? "

one loves ones garden and I do have my quite little corners where one can have a little private moment so please feel free to have a look around

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Did someone say party??! ... Will there be cock

Straight to the point I see!!! "

you corrected it for me, thank you ... but yet didn't confirm the answer

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?"

It's a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did someone say party??! ... Will there be cock

Straight to the point I see!!!

you corrected it for me, thank you ... but yet didn't confirm the answer "

Yes. PD is here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is everyone settled in ok?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

It's a surprise "

You son of a bitch. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

It's a surprise

You son of a bitch. I'm in."

can I offer you a gown my lady?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

It's a surprise

You son of a bitch. I'm in.can I offer you a gown my lady? "

You can offer.

I think I'm sold on this one though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

It's a surprise

You son of a bitch. I'm in.can I offer you a gown my lady?

You can offer.

I think I'm sold on this one though."

fabulous

If you need anything just just ask Sweetheart

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"If you need anything just just ask Sweetheart "

The usual rider is a lot of Skyn condoms and a lot of fruit juice to rehydrate

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

It's a surprise

You son of a bitch. I'm in.can I offer you a gown my lady?

You can offer.

I think I'm sold on this one though."

Yeah I definitely have you covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you need anything just just ask Sweetheart

The usual rider is a lot of Skyn condoms and a lot of fruit juice to rehydrate "

I service the best apple juice my lovely you can really feel the flavour at the back of your throat, absolutely delicious

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"Just stand in the corner with me, I'll cover you

Ooh. What are you planning on covering me with?

"

A canape?

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Hubby’s at work and I’m all alone. Can I come? Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog."

Easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hubby’s at work and I’m all alone. Can I come? Mrs "
of course you can my lovely,let me show you around,would you like to See the garden first?

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Hubby’s at work and I’m all alone. Can I come? Mrs of course you can my lovely,let me show you around,would you like to See the garden first? "

Absolutely. Is it full of bushes? Mrs

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By *es_ivebeen_hereb4Man  over a year ago

I'm always around here


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px "

Cheese & pineapple is the winner for me none of those and I don't attend ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hubby’s at work and I’m all alone. Can I come? Mrs of course you can my lovely,let me show you around,would you like to See the garden first?

Absolutely. Is it full of bushes? Mrs "

there is a few about but we can get through this way down this little path,take my hand it’s very dark

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

Is there a dress code? I'm in my pj's and slippers I can't be bothered to get changed.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Hubby’s at work and I’m all alone. Can I come? Mrs of course you can my lovely,let me show you around,would you like to See the garden first?

Absolutely. Is it full of bushes? Mrs there is a few about but we can get through this way down this little path,take my hand it’s very dark "

It is very dark indeed. Hope that’s your hand I’m holding

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there a dress code? I'm in my pj's and slippers I can't be bothered to get changed."
can you slip something on just till 9.30 please my lovely as then we will be getting ready for our hot room gathering

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there a dress code? I'm in my pj's and slippers I can't be bothered to get changed."

Yes. There’s a dress code, you need to take off what your wearing !….

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax

Oh...am I too late?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hubby’s at work and I’m all alone. Can I come? Mrs of course you can my lovely,let me show you around,would you like to See the garden first?

Absolutely. Is it full of bushes? Mrs there is a few about but we can get through this way down this little path,take my hand it’s very dark

It is very dark indeed. Hope that’s your hand I’m holding

Mrs "

your hand is lovely and warm,just through here my lovely

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px

Cheese & pineapple is the winner for me none of those and I don't attend ??"

And little sausages...? Please..

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

you will always find me in the kitchen at parties...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you will always find me in the kitchen at parties... "
don’t drink all the wine

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"does this party have little cubes of cheese on one of those little sticks? Px

And mini hotdogs/pickled onions on a cocktail stick too? "

Never had that. That sounds banging

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Is this a string quarter affair or can I request Agadoo from the DJ?

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By *heggMan  over a year ago

South Brum


"I'm going to squeeze in beside the ladies perfectly dressed for the occasion sir

Wait.

We were supposed to wear clothes?"

Perfectly dressed to the occasion does not on all occasions mean wearing clothes...

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By *heggMan  over a year ago

South Brum


"I don't care if my name's not down. If you don't have bouncers then you can't stop me!

Are there bouncers?"

I have on a couple of occassions been mistaken for a bouncer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In even if I won’t come anyway (pun intended, I can’t cum from a blowjob or a vagina job… trying reverse psychology to see if it works)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on in

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"I'm only coming I'm if there's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog."

That's what I'm talking about!

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By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax

Awee..I was too late..

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