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I was driving home the other night and a vampire jumped onto the bonnet of my car. My wife said quick! Show it your cross.
So I leaned out of the window, and shouted “Oi get off my fucking car, you’ve scratched the paintwork!” |
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" |
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"A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!""
Hahaha!!!!  |
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Three old ladies sat on a park bench when a man in a long coat walks by, stops, opens his coat and flashes them.
One of them had a stroke. The other two couldn't reach |
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