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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
As my sex life is in the final throes of death I've been thinking about what to put on its gravestone.
A very early boyfriend described me, some years later on nascent social media, as too much woman for any one man.
Or, I could go with the description from a Fab ex:
Dark, hairy and very scary.
What will your sex headstone say?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke |
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"Maybe one I've been told a few times, which is far nicer than I deserve.
'I wish you knew how beautiful you are.'
There's time to change that one to They found their beauty.
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Thank you. Perhaps after I'm dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He had a wonky winky
Written on a slant in differently sized letters?
Yup.
Some in bold. Others italics sns a single letter double underlined "
Or just in wingdings font |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke "
So obviousl ha ha lol funny |
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"Maybe one I've been told a few times, which is far nicer than I deserve.
'I wish you knew how beautiful you are.'
There's time to change that one to They found their beauty.
Thank you. Perhaps after I'm dead. "
A skill we all need to learn is to see ourselves through another’s eyes. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny "
Nice people they say ha ha so nice and toxic you mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
"
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just like in life he shot off to early
The mourners will all offer a 'Sorry for your loss' to your last meet.
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Plz just play the song he will not rise again |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
"
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
"
Please don't, I like you being around xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
"
I try and be nice to everyone and all I get is toxic behaviour from people every single day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
I try and be nice to everyone and all I get is toxic behaviour from people every single day "
Natalie, I think you are being a bit over-sensitive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
I try and be nice to everyone and all I get is toxic behaviour from people every single day
Natalie, I think you are being a bit over-sensitive."
I sat and watched someone reply to every comes my post and I got clean skiped over and singled out it’s toxic behaviour and not nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
I try and be nice to everyone and all I get is toxic behaviour from people every single day "
Natalie we all get over looked, it's the nature of things it happrns, if it affects you maybe take a step back from it for a while |
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
I try and be nice to everyone and all I get is toxic behaviour from people every single day
Natalie, I think you are being a bit over-sensitive.
I sat and watched someone reply to every comes my post and I got clean skiped over and singled out it’s toxic behaviour and not nice "
You’re usually far the person giving reasoned advice on stuff like this sweetheart. Are you ok? (Genuinely) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banged more times than a car door and takes it like a pro
Kinky and wild and down to try anything once
Treat her with respect people she’s worth it
Ooo god can tell I went total veri cleacgesh there on that one
Emmm yes people this is a joke
So obviousl ha ha lol funny
They say there isn’t a cleque lol funny just watches you reply to everybody and clearly skip past me
Yous clame to be nice people they pull such toxic behaviour
I have used emojis with others. I missed yours initially when reading another.
Fuckit, this is the sort of thing that has kept me off Fab and posting. I shall return to real life and leave you all alone now.
I try and be nice to everyone and all I get is toxic behaviour from people every single day "
Fab can make you feel like that at times. I stayed away because I felt exactly like you do, but you know there will always be those who like you and those who don't.
I am sure no ill intent was meant here though, it's easy to over look posters when the thread is busy.
Fwiw I like you and your posts, I cannot be the only outkast xx |
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