Sign language

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I once saw a sign on the side of the road in a lovely rural area in Derbyshire

The sign was in the middle of nowhere and was of wooden construction

The sign said

Please do not throw stones at this sign

True story

Anyone else know of any witty or completely pointless signs?

By *harlie38Man over a year ago

walsall

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.... "

I noticed

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I posted this exact reply somewhere else in here. But….

There was a real roadsign where roadworks were going on and it said CATS EYES REMOVED to warn about the road having no cats eyes.

Further down someone had put their own sign to say THE MICE ARE VERY HAPPY

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO!*

* For more information please re-read.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I posted this exact reply somewhere else in here. But….

There was a real roadsign where roadworks were going on and it said CATS EYES REMOVED to warn about the road having no cats eyes.

Further down someone had put their own sign to say THE MICE ARE VERY HAPPY

That's brilliant I love it

By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

In a bakers window , no Parkin

By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

I thought that the cruellest sign was written in braille. It said “HOT-Do not touch”

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought that the cruellest sign was written in braille. It said “HOT-Do not touch”

Ouch