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Kids will tell the truth.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Me - “Good morning”

Them - “Hey, you look tired this morning”

Me -…….. “……… “

Fair enough, I might and I’d not looked in the mirror yet to know if I could defend myself. But damn, he hit me hard without even trying!

What kidisms do you ever remember that have stayed with you? Kidisms is this a real word? It’s early.

By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

I met a friend & her kids at the weekend. As I walked towards them, the 8 year old looked up, saw me, asked his Mum "what's she doing here?".

It wasn't the warmest of welcomes, it was funny!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Younger child, in the last couple of weeks, said to me "you're quite slim for a 51 year old"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently when I was six I told my mum she looked like a sausage in a new dress, she has never forgiven me...

By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Apparently when I was six I told my mum she looked like a sausage in a new dress, she has never forgiven me... "
lol

By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

A few years ago whilst I was working in a shop..

A child asked his Mum, why was a iceberg lettuce called an iceberg lettuce..

Perplexed she said ask the "nice lady"

Can't remember my reply but probably winged it, however did find out the answer on Google later