"Caught doing what? Farting? Picking their noses? Stealing lightbulbs from a hotel room?"
I do like collecting the little soaps from hotel rooms, actually. Never snaffled anything more than a cheap biro or soap  |
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Things were just starting to move on from second base (we were up “off the beaten path”) when a groundsman came round the corner to start work.
We just sheepishly moved on |
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping 
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually 
So do I!  "
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually
So do I!
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next "
Thanks that is the one it looks good on you, I do need to buy a new swimming costume I'll have to go and have a look |
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually
So do I!
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next
Thanks that is the one it looks good on you, I do need to buy a new swimming costume I'll have to go and have a look "
Thank you, you're very kind. I've had it a little while but I'm sure they'll have something similar. I need a new black one actually, the one in the current pic became somewhat threadbare at the back  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually
So do I!
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next
Thanks that is the one it looks good on you, I do need to buy a new swimming costume I'll have to go and have a look
Thank you, you're very kind. I've had it a little while but I'm sure they'll have something similar. I need a new black one actually, the one in the current pic became somewhat threadbare at the back "
thats whats happened to mine! |
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually
So do I!
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next
Thanks that is the one it looks good on you, I do need to buy a new swimming costume I'll have to go and have a look
Thank you, you're very kind. I've had it a little while but I'm sure they'll have something similar. I need a new black one actually, the one in the current pic became somewhat threadbare at the back
thats whats happened to mine! "
The black one was worn a lot more because it was decent enough for going swimming with the kids, so seen plenty of action! Not sure the local municipal pool would cope with the booby green one |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually
So do I!
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next
Thanks that is the one it looks good on you, I do need to buy a new swimming costume I'll have to go and have a look
Thank you, you're very kind. I've had it a little while but I'm sure they'll have something similar. I need a new black one actually, the one in the current pic became somewhat threadbare at the back
thats whats happened to mine!
The black one was worn a lot more because it was decent enough for going swimming with the kids, so seen plenty of action! Not sure the local municipal pool would cope with the booby green one "
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"Apple picking
If you're picking them on the sly, it's called scrumping
I like your swimming costume
So do I, actually
So do I!
Assuming we we all like the green polka dot one? It's from that expensive designer store called Next
Thanks that is the one it looks good on you, I do need to buy a new swimming costume I'll have to go and have a look
Thank you, you're very kind. I've had it a little while but I'm sure they'll have something similar. I need a new black one actually, the one in the current pic became somewhat threadbare at the back
thats whats happened to mine!
The black one was worn a lot more because it was decent enough for going swimming with the kids, so seen plenty of action! Not sure the local municipal pool would cope with the booby green one "
I like them both, the dresses too. I reckon the polka dot one is fine for the local pool. But if you’d like me to check just let me know where and when |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Things were just starting to move on from second base (we were up “off the beaten path”) when a groundsman came round the corner to start work.
We just sheepishly moved on"
Sheepishly?
That sounds more like a Welsh hillside rendezvous with a wooly date tbh.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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When a lady has to go she has to go ( it’s my age ) . Had to pull the car up ran in the bushy of some wooded area then all of a sudden a spaniel dog came bounding up to me , stopped & starring at me , tried to shoo it away then heard the owner say “sorry miss Toby is a gun dog & there’s a shooting party over the way “ |
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I came very close to being caught by police back was I was 18 or 19, at a well known spot back home in north wales. As we were walking back, two police cars came in, one blocked the exit and one pulled up right in front of us. Luckily they had missed the act by minutes and couldn’t prove anything  |
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We were not married at the time we had not seen each other for a while and were very keen to have a bit of fun we went out for a walk in the Buckinghamshire countryside, on a footpath we see some bushes clambered through them and found a nice grassy clearing
We got our kit off and started having fun 5 minutes in mid fuck an older guy appears very close watching us we thought even better a dogger
I said alright mate get your clothes off come join in he said go away or I’ll call the police
I rolled over both of us naked I said look mate just fuck off and leave us alone if your not going to join in then his wife appears with two dogs very angry shouting
You’re in our garden ! 
We unknowingly were at the end of their very large garden |
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