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By *ooligan OP Man
over a year ago
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Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been 40 years since my last confession...
Went away for New Year, 20 of us in an AirB&B party mansion. All rooms had en-suite shower rooms but there was a shared bathroom with a huge roll-top bath with views down a stunning wooded valley.
After a long, wet, cold walk on NYE day, I decided to have a nice hot bath. After a few minutes, the mind was wandering so I decided to 'crack one off'. As I reached the point of no return, I realised I didn't want to be swishing around with my load in the bath water, so I grabbed a small antique jug that was on the wash-stand next to the bath. I shot my load into the jug and put it back intending to rinse it out when I'd finished.
After my bath, I got dry and walked back to my room... Then I remembered my "Harry Monk" in the jug. I turned back just in time to see my friend's lovely wife walking into the bathroom in her robe with a towel over her arm!
After about an hour, she emerged so I ran in to rinse the jug... which was now EMPTY... She'd obviously used it to rinse her hair! 
How many Hail Mary's do I need? In my defense, her hair looked healthier and glossier than usual at our NYE party!
Let's hear yours...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girls holiday in Spain, my set of girls linked up with a set of boys (we were all late teens). One decided I was his sex target for the night. He was relentless, constantly butting in if I was dancing/talking with others. He bought me a few drinks by default, when people bought a round, he bought mine, made sure everyone knew, and once I was tipsy cornered me and kissed me. I broke away. I then told him to go back to his hotel and I’d meet him there.
He left, I stayed, no mobiles at the time so I carried on my night unscathed  |
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By *ooligan OP Man
over a year ago
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"He left, I stayed, no mobiles at the time so I carried on my night unscathed "
Ruthless! But well played... I'm not sure this one needs a Hail Mary though, it was, after all, for the greater good. He works in mysterious way... |
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"Girls holiday in Spain, my set of girls linked up with a set of boys (we were all late teens). One decided I was his sex target for the night. He was relentless, constantly butting in if I was dancing/talking with others. He bought me a few drinks by default, when people bought a round, he bought mine, made sure everyone knew, and once I was tipsy cornered me and kissed me. I broke away. I then told him to go back to his hotel and I’d meet him there.
He left, I stayed, no mobiles at the time so I carried on my night unscathed "
Deserved ha |
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First date in my early 20s. Was really nervous and got absolutely hammered on red wine. Date went ok, at the end of the night we went to the chippy down the road from the pub, sat on a park bench to eat and the combination of copious amounts of red wine and greasy chips made me feel queezy all of a sudden.
Without warning, I puked. On her feet. She was wearing sandals. White ones. They were never white again |
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Cool story bro!
