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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "
There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.
As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve... |
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???
There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.
As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve..."
And as a side to your final comment.
If the female claims that a man’s organ is small it has probably never performed in a cathedral before  |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???
There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.
As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve...
And as a side to your final comment.
If the female claims that a man’s organ is small it has probably never performed in a cathedral before "
Oh yes! There's always another viewpoint |
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ??? "
There used to be a single female profile couple of years back (pre Covid ) that would pop up in hot pics occasionally . She always posted close ups of her hole spread open with huge insertions / prolapse Think the profile got suspended in end |
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over a year ago
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???
There used to be a single female profile couple of years back (pre Covid ) that would pop up in hot pics occasionally . She always posted close ups of her hole spread open with huge insertions / prolapse Think the profile got suspended in end "
Was that the vegetable(s) insertion lady? |
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???
There used to be a single female profile couple of years back (pre Covid ) that would pop up in hot pics occasionally . She always posted close ups of her hole spread open with huge insertions / prolapse Think the profile got suspended in end
Was that the vegetable(s) insertion lady? "
Yes. Her profile name was MarrowIn Monroe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
Have you tried a hot wash? 
Fox put some of my jeans on one once and they shrunk so much when I try and put them on my balls disappear somewhere behind my larynx... 
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
If we plant some seeds in there, it sounds like you have the perfect growing conditions for a rainforest.
Saving the planet AND permanent wood. |
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???
There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.
As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve..."
^^
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
The images this conjours up will tickle me all day...
Shame I can't tell people why I am giggling..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know its big, when it whistles when walking
Mine gives a round of applause as I walk. 
I thought that was just for me."
It was! But then I saw the suit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman on Naked attraction said she wanted a lot of girth.Anna asked if she liked a big cock then and she replied I have had three kids,it's like a jam jar down there.Anna's face was a picture |
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
your awesome
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I once dated a woman who was 6'2". I remember pulling her knickers down for the first time to be greeted with the biggest muff I've ever seen. Looked like aa grizzly bear's head that had been hit with an axe.
I reckon I could have got my head in there easily.  |
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
If I could move my sofa, flat screen tv and sandwich maker in there I would be in heaven |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
Do you spread your legs to let a few in and the hot air out to save on heating bills?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman on Naked attraction said she wanted a lot of girth.Anna asked if she liked a big cock then and she replied I have had three kids,it's like a jam jar down there.Anna's face was a picture "
I remember that one.
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Judging from some of the comments . Men are the biggest pussies.
Women don't like discussing vaginal size
Fab doesn't allow prolapse/ gape pictures
And if you don't reply on your own threads . You get much less abuse .
Only asked who had the biggest vagina because I think I met it on Saturday...she handled two fists ..a huge courgette ..three massive peppers ..she had a cunt like a drug smugglers wet dream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women don't like discussing vaginal size
I haven’t had mine measured for a while
well...it's not just fellas who can use redbull cans and sky remotes ya know !!! "
I don’t have sky, but I’ll nip down to the shop for some red bull now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please.
Baggy Harriot
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Might end up being me. Just off for a couple more cans of red bull |
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"I'm contrast to Big Harold, can someone start a Baggy Harriot profile please.
Baggy Harriot
Might end up being me. Just off for a couple more cans of red bull "
Why hold back ...go for the monster cans ! Much bigger an cheaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest
Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics "
Dogtails? |
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"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest
Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics
Dogtails? "
You haven't seen them ?
Weird buttplugs that females have ?
Like dog tails and fox tails? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please for the love of god nobody post any pics as proof they have the biggest
Why not ? I'd rather see insertions than dogtails and feet pics
Dogtails?
You haven't seen them ?
Weird buttplugs that females have ?
Like dog tails and fox tails?"
I thought it might be that but I know better than to Google things I read on here! |
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"IV seen biggest dick/ biggest tits thread ...so who's got the biggest cunt then ???
There is a flaw in your request. A man's genitalia are on the outside of the body & clearly visible for any basic measuring tool to get an accurate result, be that a can of Lynx Africa,toilet roll tube,Sky remote & so on. Measuring the size of a vagina, which is hidden inside the body would be very difficult to quantify and largely dependant on the size of the penis, so unless this is a clumsy attempt to try & judge the various sizes using your own equipment, nobody can ever truly know.
As a side comment, men who claim that a woman's vagina is like a wizard's sleeve obviously hasn't accounted for the size of the arm in the sleeve...
And as a side to your final comment.
If the female claims that a man’s organ is small it has probably never performed in a cathedral before "
Roaring at this |
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"Judging from some of the comments . Men are the biggest pussies.
Women don't like discussing vaginal size
Fab doesn't allow prolapse/ gape pictures
And if you don't reply on your own threads . You get much less abuse .
Only asked who had the biggest vagina because I think I met it on Saturday...she handled two fists ..a huge courgette ..three massive peppers ..she had a cunt like a drug smugglers wet dream"
Yeah that's because prolapse is a medical condition that's really quite unpleasant and not something that genuine sufferers would think is for gawping at. |
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"I would say me, 100%. Am I proud to admit this? Hmm, not particularly but I don't mind sharing my story. I look in the mirror and spread my legs and I can see my lungs. I've got a big dark hole where my vagina used to be. I've actually started to insert my partners football just to feel something. I once had sex with someone who had a penis that was swollen 60x it's usual size due to a bee sting, and that was the first man I've felt in a long time, but he even said I was a bit loose. I can still make a man cum because I'm fantastic with talking filth. But my poor fanny, massive. Rex likes to stick his head in occasionally and has even decorated it with little fairy lights. If he's feeling low, he will read a book in there. At Christmas, I spend 48 hours cooking the turkey in my vagina at perfect temperature. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I have a massive cunt and we should be able to talk about it. "
Don’t worry; whatever size cock any guy you meet has, he’ll always be able to find a side and rub….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha "
my ex used to like the thickest part of a wine bottle up his ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well it use to be boris johnson,, now its sunak"
Surely its Zahawi - actually, there's Farage, Raab, Tice, Handjob, Gove, Patel, Cleverley, Coffey, Barclay, JRM, Braverman... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Saw a profile with her stuffing 'a can and the butt end of a wine bottle down her pussy shaft' haha
my ex used to like the thickest part of a wine bottle up his ass
I wonder why he’s your ex!!? "
yep he had issues |
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