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What's your best joke ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's kind of a joke but it was a statement... When I went to Airborne school in the US army on my first jump out drill instructor asked us females if we wore feminine products. We all look quizzically at one another. She said we do not want you bitches whistling on the way down. It's the best thing I always remember. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"A Priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the rabbit "What blood type are you?"
"I'm probably a Type-O", replied the rabbit
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Very funny, it did take me a few seconds though but I got there in the end... rabbits can't talk |
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"A Priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the rabbit "What blood type are you?"
"I'm probably a Type-O", replied the rabbit
Very funny, it did take me a few seconds though but I got there in the end... rabbits can't talk "
Took me a minute too when I first read it but laughed a lot when I eventually got it |
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By *amesnj007 OP Man
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." |
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By *trideMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Her : if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Him: if you were my wife I'd drink it.
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Why do they paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What is the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Red indian boy asks dad why he called his new born sister running water,well my son,when she born I looked out of teepee and the river was running fast hence running water ,why you ask two dogs fucking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Want to hear a joke about my penis?
Nevermind. It’s too long.
Followed by the woman replying: ‘I could tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’d never get it’
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Hahaha so funny  |
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