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"I genuinely don't know anyone who gets turned on by doing household chores  "
Hand in your female card immediately. We all get turned on when doing the housework. It’s the highlight of our existence. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I genuinely don't know anyone who gets turned on by doing household chores "
Oh I don't know, being on my knees and cleaning those skirting boards always gives me a bit of a thrill. Classical conditioning at its finest. |
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"I genuinely don't know anyone who gets turned on by doing household chores
Hand in your female card immediately. We all get turned on when doing the housework. It’s the highlight of our existence. "
It's in the post 
Reading the op again I think they meant men doing all the chores. |
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"I genuinely don't know anyone who gets turned on by doing household chores "
Well, there was that time when I decided to tidy up my porn bookmarks folder on the laptop .... Took me hours (easily distracted)
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I meant men doing the chores. Not a sexist pig."
Sorry OP, I'll play nicely.
I think it varies a lot. But if you make a woman feel desired, like you see her as a sexual being but also a person (and she fancies you, that's important), well. That's a massive turn on.
Failing that, turn into Geralt of Rivia.  |
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"I genuinely don't know anyone who gets turned on by doing household chores
Hand in your female card immediately. We all get turned on when doing the housework. It’s the highlight of our existence.
It's in the post
Reading the op again I think they meant men doing all the chores."
Correct absolutely shocking use of languagr by me apologies |
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"I genuinely don't know anyone who gets turned on by doing household chores
Hand in your female card immediately. We all get turned on when doing the housework. It’s the highlight of our existence.
It's in the post
Reading the op again I think they meant men doing all the chores.
Correct absolutely shocking use of languagr by me apologies"
No need to apologise  |
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Ah! Right. I’m with you.
Personally, I don’t find men doing housework a turn on. Cleaning up the space in which they live is something I see as a bare minimum.
What does turn me on is absolutely adoration for me. If they stand around fanning me with big leaves and feeding me grapes we’re onto a winner
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"Apart from doing all the household chores obvs.
Are you offering? I really need my oven cleaning OP"
There's some amazing kit where you spray the floor of the oven with foam, put the wire racks in plastic backs filled with special detergent, leave both overnight, and just wipe the foam away with a cloth the next day.
A lifesaver. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apart from doing all the household chores obvs.
Are you offering? I really need my oven cleaning OP
Two hours English tuition and its a deal ??"
Deal
Serious answer: a lot of attention on my boobs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The mister defrosted my car and made me a coffee for drive to work.. massive turn on, I could have jumped his dressing gown clad body right there in the street!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Failing that, turn into Geralt of Rivia.
Shoot, that's me totally out, I can offer a lifetime of praise kink and body worship but failed at the Witcher hurdle"
Wait praise kink? Praise kink?
Oh praise kink.
I adore adore adore praise. I have a praise kink that's sadly too eager to appear and then I get bratty if it's not even slightly met. Praise kink fulfillment is  |
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Serious answer: a lot of attention on my boobs "
Goes without saying, but refuse to budge on my insistence of whispering how beautiful you are in your ear at every opportunity. If I can't have that, sorry, I'm out |
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If your boobs aren’t worshipped daily they’re not worth it. Just stating theres nothing as yet i wouldn’t be shocked to hear. (Not looking for trouble but feel im going to get it anyway) but id definately clean your oven x |
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Failing that, turn into Geralt of Rivia.
Shoot, that's me totally out, I can offer a lifetime of praise kink and body worship but failed at the Witcher hurdle
Wait praise kink? Praise kink?
Oh praise kink.
I adore adore adore praise. I have a praise kink that's sadly too eager to appear and then I get bratty if it's not even slightly met. Praise kink fulfillment is "
It's not just for you, it's kink for me too. I'm just too shy to PM that stuff. |
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"People who move gracefully. Just the way they pick up a glass, turn their heads, glide across the room.. "
It's possible I'll knock the glass over, turn my head and knock into someone else's face, then as I walk away trip over and split my pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who move gracefully. Just the way they pick up a glass, turn their heads, glide across the room..
It's possible I'll knock the glass over, turn my head and knock into someone else's face, then as I walk away trip over and split my pants"
How... unforgettable! Brilliant strategy.
Someone will catch the glass in a bartender trick style and we all shout hurray. Knock the next person in queue off their feet.. with an enthusiastic kiss and nonchalantly march away whilst slipping out of your pants. Perspective |
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"People who move gracefully. Just the way they pick up a glass, turn their heads, glide across the room..
It's possible I'll knock the glass over, turn my head and knock into someone else's face, then as I walk away trip over and split my pants
How... unforgettable! Brilliant strategy.
Someone will catch the glass in a bartender trick style and we all shout hurray. Knock the next person in queue off their feet.. with an enthusiastic kiss and nonchalantly march away whilst slipping out of your pants. Perspective "
I fell into your optimist/pessimist trap, I hold my hands up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who move gracefully. Just the way they pick up a glass, turn their heads, glide across the room..
It's possible I'll knock the glass over, turn my head and knock into someone else's face, then as I walk away trip over and split my pants
How... unforgettable! Brilliant strategy.
Someone will catch the glass in a bartender trick style and we all shout hurray. Knock the next person in queue off their feet.. with an enthusiastic kiss and nonchalantly march away whilst slipping out of your pants. Perspective
I fell into your optimist/pessimist trap, I hold my hands up "
Hey don't ruin it. I was just starting to set another trap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we tell you our turn ons and you tell us they’re standard. Good stuff, glad I contributed 
Red! this is a side of you I've not seen before.
More please.  "
More bite? Anything for you, lovely Meli |
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"Feed me. Generally a good start.
We can go 3 ways on a Curly Wurly
How do you go 3 ways on a curly wurly? I mean come on… they’re just a one mouther. Surely?  "
I can't tell you, I'd have to show you |
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Ryan Reynolds
Oh you mean in real life?
People who are confident, self assured, but not arrogant. Know what they’re doing sexually but also observant and considerate of what you respond to…
Oh and who look like Ryan Reynolds or Natalie Portman or stana katic emerging from an LA hotel pool…
Ahem
Just need to cool down a little |
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"Feed me. Generally a good start.
We can go 3 ways on a Curly Wurly
How do you go 3 ways on a curly wurly? I mean come on… they’re just a one mouther. Surely?
I can't tell you, I'd have to show you "
Oh will you?
I have a large mouth and chocolate bars tend to go in a one-er. Just because I can really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man taking responsibility for household chores isn't going to turn me on. Would it turn a man on if a woman did?"
To be fair, a woman doesn't need to do much more than just be there! |
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"Feed me. Generally a good start.
We can go 3 ways on a Curly Wurly
How do you go 3 ways on a curly wurly? I mean come on… they’re just a one mouther. Surely?
I can't tell you, I'd have to show you
Oh will you?
I have a large mouth and chocolate bars tend to go in a one-er. Just because I can really "
Well if it all goes in your mouth, I'll have to get a bit of satisfaction by you letting me have a good lick first. |
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"Feed me. Generally a good start.
We can go 3 ways on a Curly Wurly
How do you go 3 ways on a curly wurly? I mean come on… they’re just a one mouther. Surely?
I can't tell you, I'd have to show you
Oh will you?
I have a large mouth and chocolate bars tend to go in a one-er. Just because I can really
Well if it all goes in your mouth, I'll have to get a bit of satisfaction by you letting me have a good lick first."
That can be arranged. Obviously |
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"A man taking responsibility for household chores isn't going to turn me on. Would it turn a man on if a woman did?
To be fair, a woman doesn't need to do much more than just be there! "
Not far wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That switch that turns the vibrator on, of course. "
That’s the obvious….be creative purchased dish washer tablets on the way home or didn’t leave the wet bath towel on the floor. |
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"Feed me. Generally a good start.
We can go 3 ways on a Curly Wurly
How do you go 3 ways on a curly wurly? I mean come on… they’re just a one mouther. Surely?
I can't tell you, I'd have to show you
Oh will you?
I have a large mouth and chocolate bars tend to go in a one-er. Just because I can really
Well if it all goes in your mouth, I'll have to get a bit of satisfaction by you letting me have a good lick first.
That can be arranged. Obviously "
Depends, if you love little yellow box more than sharing a Curly Wurly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meant men doing the chores. Not a sexist pig.
Stop digging OP FFS
Throw us a ladder ffs ??"
Someone who has a sense of humour and doesn't have their head up their arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apart from doing all the household chores obvs.
Being wanted. Not treated like a wet hole."
I wish I could give this answer a round of applause, but a thumbs up will have to do |
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