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You wake up

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At a premises following a meet to find the house empty, clothes , keys, car, phone and everything gone.

You're naked, hands secured with a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs behind your back and 100 miles from home, what you going to do?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

.... I'm going to scan the room hoping to set my eyes upon a fine bottle of vintage Port to celebrate this rather wonderful predicament.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".... I'm going to scan the room hoping to set my eyes upon a fine bottle of vintage Port to celebrate this rather wonderful predicament.

Obviously a survivor in life

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Have you ever seen Gerald’s Game?

The opposite of that.

Do nothing and hope it all works out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... I'm going to scan the room hoping to set my eyes upon a fine bottle of vintage Port to celebrate this rather wonderful predicament.

Obviously a survivor in life

How're you drinking it with hands behind back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit everywhere !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shit everywhere ! "

Wait it is my house ?! Haven’t thought that through!

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By *rLordMan over a year ago

Swadlincote

Pink fluffy handcuffs, wouldn't take much breaking. Be free in no time.

Need to be securely tied tight, wrist , elbow , ankle and knee. Then that would be a situation

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Shit everywhere ! "
To the max? X

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

No, no I don't want to play a game!

Fuck you, you sick creepy Pinocchio mother fucker.

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

Start dictating the Veri

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Go back to sleep I guess

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Those pink fluffy handcuffs are really easy to break. I'd wrench them off, lean out of the window and ask someone to call the fire brigade and await my rescuers.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Put my hands under my feet so arm's are in front of me and have a good nose around

Is there a key anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

definitely going to have a nap. Px

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm a mum, I wake up at any slight noise or movement so none of the above would ever happen!

But, I'd be glad of the peace for a while so wouldn't rush to get myself rescued too quickly!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

".... I'm going to scan the room hoping to set my eyes upon a fine bottle of vintage Port to celebrate this rather wonderful predicament.

Obviously a survivor in life

How're you drinking it with hands behind back?

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By employing a little deft and some prestidigitation I could easily uncork the bottle between my thighs using my corkscrew tongue!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Cry ! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going back to sleep.

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I knew Alexa would come serve an actual purpose one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonder what time breakfast was and would I get home in time for lunch

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

" At a premises following a meet to find the house empty, clothes , keys, car, phone and everything gone.

You're naked, hands secured with a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs behind your back and 100 miles from home, what you going to do?

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cry

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Hey Siri…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shit everywhere !

Wait it is my house ?! Haven’t thought that through! "

Don’t pretend, if they were fluffy pink handcuffs, the perpetrator was you most likely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scream fuckkkkk to start with

The rest, absolutely no idea I'd be screwed lol

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read that first time round as being handcuffed to a radiator or something and thought bugger! Now I know Im not, it wouldnt be half as worried.

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