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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne

Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne

Oh I forgot one

Out of date photos. Ladies use recent photos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I found loads put activity photos on their photos. Skiing, mountain biking, roller blading, hiking....I did wonder if they were auditioning for a Ladies sanitary towel advert.

"WOAH!! Bodyform....Bodyform for yoouuuu!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of those apply equally to men and there is also I forgot to mention I am married! So don't want a relationship then? Jesus wept!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm on a roll now, men only wanting women at least 20years younger, I'm working the 80-90yr age group!

And lastly I work so no can't pop off to ..... at the drop of a hat as much as I would like to!

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Some of those apply equally to men and there is also I forgot to mention I am married! So don't want a relationship then? Jesus wept! "
That may be the case but his thread is about the ladies and how his experience of dating sites is affected by these observations

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some of those apply equally to men and there is also I forgot to mention I am married! So don't want a relationship then? Jesus wept! That may be the case but his thread is about the ladies and how his experience of dating sites is affected by these observations "

I read the OP's last line as an invitation, clearly I have my own agenda!

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne

I don’t doubt that men are just as bad as the women. Unfortunately just like here the women are in the minority to the amount of men, and it is the I don’t have to make an effort as I get 100’s of likes a day mentality that bugs me.

If you don’t put the effort in don’t expect the effort back

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne

I reckon there should be a secret emoji that is put on the profile of those of us that swing so we can get through the chaff quickly and find those on the same sexual wavelength

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off "

*Rehomes dog*

(Don't worry, animal lovers, not really. Not even for HC. And weirdly, I'm instantly more attractive when standing next to my very cute doggo! He's like magic dust! )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i haven't been on dating apps in a long time.. was debating it.. now maybe not Px

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Some of those apply equally to men and there is also I forgot to mention I am married! So don't want a relationship then? Jesus wept! That may be the case but his thread is about the ladies and how his experience of dating sites is affected by these observations

I read the OP's last line as an invitation, clearly I have my own agenda! "

clearly

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Forget dating apps. I don’t like the women on here who don’t show their tits

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By *ootnootboopCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire

I (A) think it's a sign of the times we live in. It appears that as women have more choice online, despite there being a pretty even gender split in the UK, a particular profile "type" like the ones you have mentioned, tend to become commonplace.

Is it an attempt to out men who don't meet their standards?

Is it that they are just there to get "likes" and "follows" as that affirms to them that someone else other than their partner/themselves find them attractive?

Maybe it's boredom and they want to chat to men?

And obviously there is the case of onlywhatsit being so popular that of course their going to promote it everywhere sadly.....

I can't help but think that real world interaction and dating needs to come back in a sensible, mature and respectable way. That way guys with profiles that don't really attract women (think low effort bio, rubbish pictures), don't have to scroll through hundreds of female profiles that don't interest them (onlywhatsit, not here for a relationship, must have car, be 6ft, nice house, yada yada)

And it's important to note, dating apps can be dangerous for women, and men too, guards are going to be up when interacting with people. Couple this with today's attitude of "you can always trade up to a better model if you encounter a problem", instant need for gratification and the fact that dating sites want to make money, and to do that need to keep you on the site for as long as possible, no wonder the majority of people are burning out from them and thinking there rubbish!

You won't be finding us on one if we're unfortunate enough to become single again, thats for sure!

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Mother & daughter photos where the amount of face work done your never quite sure which one will turn up

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne


"i haven't been on dating apps in a long time.. was debating it.. now maybe not Px "
I cannot see that you would have a need too xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t doubt that men are just as bad as the women. Unfortunately just like here the women are in the minority to the amount of men, and it is the I don’t have to make an effort as I get 100’s of likes a day mentality that bugs me.

If you don’t put the effort in don’t expect the effort back"

Vicious circle though innit? 100's of likes a day don't equal anyone putting in effort on their side either

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I reckon there should be a secret emoji that is put on the profile of those of us that swing so we can get through the chaff quickly and find those on the same sexual wavelength "

A picture of pampas grass on your profile might do the trick.

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne


"I reckon there should be a secret emoji that is put on the profile of those of us that swing so we can get through the chaff quickly and find those on the same sexual wavelength

A picture of pampas grass on your profile might do the trick.

"

or an upside down pineapple

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

But hang on, in cyberland you can be anybody you like

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off "

Lady Astor only came to meet me because I said I had 2 cats.

We put a date in the diary.

Gave me 3 weeks to buy 2 cats........

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Speaking to the girls at work, or women ive met on dating apps, their biggest grievances with male profiles are:

Out of date pics

Photos holding fish

Photos with dr*gged tigers

Lying about their height

Lying about their age

Lying about being single

Photos of sports cars/motorbikes

Blurry selfies

Crude messages

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Tbh I put a nice shirt on and some aftershave and go to Waitrose and fill my basket with ready meals for one. Never fails

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

A turgid, worthless experience. I hated every minute on the apps. I especially hated the one's that demanded that I should abandon my kids to take them out

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Some of those apply equally to men and there is also I forgot to mention I am married! So don't want a relationship then? Jesus wept! That may be the case but his thread is about the ladies and how his experience of dating sites is affected by these observations

I read the OP's last line as an invitation, clearly I have my own agenda! clearly "

Eh?

The last line of the OP literally says "Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps"

That's what she did. Can't see an agenda at all.

A

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

And those women who wear push up bras then shatter my dreams when I open up my present

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Speaking to the girls at work, or women ive met on dating apps, their biggest grievances with male profiles are:

Out of date pics

Photos holding fish

Photos with dr*gged tigers

Lying about their height

Lying about their age

Lying about being single

Photos of sports cars/motorbikes

Blurry selfies

Crude messages "

Bang on!

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Speaking to the girls at work, or women ive met on dating apps, their biggest grievances with male profiles are:

Out of date pics

Photos holding fish

Photos with dr*gged tigers

Lying about their height

Lying about their age

Lying about being single

Photos of sports cars/motorbikes

Blurry selfies

Crude messages

Bang on!"

I've never understood why men think a pic of them holding a giant carp is going to get a woman as wet as said fish was?

There are far better ways to hook yourself a catch and reel someone in.

This plaice for example. It's far easier to net someone to handle your rod with a good line or two.

A

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat


"Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off

*Rehomes dog*

(Don't worry, animal lovers, not really. Not even for HC. And weirdly, I'm instantly more attractive when standing next to my very cute doggo! He's like magic dust! )"

Ha ha - have seen the effect of a four legged friend on women when out with male friends that are not as physically blessed as you... So I don't doubt the pulling power of the pooch for a moment!

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat


"Tbh I put a nice shirt on and some aftershave and go to Waitrose and fill my basket with ready meals for one. Never fails "

Is that with your cock in or out of your trousers?!

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I couldn't tell you I've never bothered with dating apps.

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off

*Rehomes dog*

(Don't worry, animal lovers, not really. Not even for HC. And weirdly, I'm instantly more attractive when standing next to my very cute doggo! He's like magic dust! )"

I borrowed my friend's dog for my dating app profile, I'd be lost without him, he gets most of my likes!

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

One thing I have noticed is that Dating Apps are either;

1 - full of bots

2 - heavily manipulated in order to get you to pay up.

Given up on those apps full stop now.

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"Tbh I put a nice shirt on and some aftershave and go to Waitrose and fill my basket with ready meals for one. Never fails

Is that with your cock in or out of your trousers?! "

Gets a bit embarrassing in the freezer section...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Agree Op, especially the group photos and landscape or pictures of pets.

My biggest gripe is the sticking out the tongue picture, it looks so childish. I get the message they’re trying to send, but this 50 something woman looks like a juvenile teenager.

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

The group photo one is easy, the least attractive one is always the profile owner...they're just using their good looking mates to lure you in.

I've never seen a woman have a photo of herself holding a fish though. Can't for the life of me understand why so many men think that's a good thing to put on their profile.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS  over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Just be glad you're not gay or bi and have to suffer the perils of using Grindr.

The app where humanity goes to die.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"The group photo one is easy, the least attractive one is always the profile owner...they're just using their good looking mates to lure you in.

I've never seen a woman have a photo of herself holding a fish though. Can't for the life of me understand why so many men think that's a good thing to put on their profile. "

People who fish successfully need to be determined observant with lots of patience perhaps this is the reason?

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It amazes me how many people on dating sites like outdoor swimming and hiking....but always with a pub at the end. The one local landmark at the top of a hill is always photographed for dating profiles....been once, so can claim a healthy and outdoor lifestyle.

Comments that they don't want to see gym selfies....then the profile has pictures of...lycra squeezed body taken in JD Gym's changing room!

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle

Your post applies to guys profiles there too OP

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I always swipe left on anyone called Karen

Also

does anyone swipe left after looking at a happy smiling profile picture muttering under their breath “I’d make you miserable”.

Also

I’m not sure why I am on these apps anymore, I just swipe left for everybody after having an imaginary first date coffee with said profile where it doesn’t work out.

This may be a cry for help, I’ll have a think about it.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

most men on these apps are just looking for insta fucks anyway it seems ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most annoying and a left swipe is when no individual pics.

aggressive bios too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just be glad you're not gay or bi and have to suffer the perils of using Grindr.

The app where humanity goes to die. "

Absolutely, once tried never again thanks, complete madness.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always swipe left on anyone called Karen

Also

does anyone swipe left after looking at a happy smiling profile picture muttering under their breath “I’d make you miserable”.

Also

I’m not sure why I am on these apps anymore, I just swipe left for everybody after having an imaginary first date coffee with said profile where it doesn’t work out.

This may be a cry for help, I’ll have a think about it. "

I love the overthinking thats gone into this.

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"I always swipe left on anyone called Karen

Also

does anyone swipe left after looking at a happy smiling profile picture muttering under their breath “I’d make you miserable”.

Also

I’m not sure why I am on these apps anymore, I just swipe left for everybody after having an imaginary first date coffee with said profile where it doesn’t work out.

This may be a cry for help, I’ll have a think about it.

I love the overthinking thats gone into this. "

You're safe by a few letters!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always swipe left on anyone called Karen

Also

does anyone swipe left after looking at a happy smiling profile picture muttering under their breath “I’d make you miserable”.

Also

I’m not sure why I am on these apps anymore, I just swipe left for everybody after having an imaginary first date coffee with said profile where it doesn’t work out.

This may be a cry for help, I’ll have a think about it.

I love the overthinking thats gone into this.

You're safe by a few letters!"

I didnt think this profile name through did I

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve “over-shared” again, haven’t I?

Filters man.. filters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx"

What about the 100's of profile views and messages you get that you can't read until you subscribed.

Then they all melt like chocolate in the Sahara. False profiles and bait.

Then

You try to un subscribe and they make that as hard as they can and near impossible to do.

And. Even when you do.. They keep taking your money.

keep a close eye on statements, especially if its a debit card as they can keep taking the money, ir credit card as its almost a stealth theft.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off "

I'm the exact opposite I sometimes prefer the dog to the owner.

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne

At least you know your going to have to fight the dog for attention lol

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Tbh I put a nice shirt on and some aftershave and go to Waitrose and fill my basket with ready meals for one. Never fails

Is that with your cock in or out of your trousers?! "

Oh in of course. It’s not Tesco’s I’m going in you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gosh it must be a minefield for you singletons

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I have pics of just me, no other pics, I'm not on the fan site, I don't use filters, yet I'm still messaged by dick heads

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I have pics of just me, no other pics, I'm not on the fan site, I don't use filters, yet I'm still messaged by dick heads "

And I'm honest in my bio. Wish the men who messaged me were.

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By *aked2sumCouple  over a year ago

local


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx"

I think you’re going to be single for a long time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The men holding fish is supposed to be a reference to size if their cock hence you never see a tiddler!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx"

This isint bumble or tinder, best off asking women who frequent dating apps, or reword the thread

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx

I think you’re going to be single for a long time "

thanks for your optimism lol

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx"

I think people can run their profiles how they like op

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who don’t live in the location they have on their profile. They’re actually another 2 hours away.

People who only have photos of them in sunglasses

People who have loads of pics of their kids - I love kids but it worries me that they’re so free and easy with them on dating apps

Pushy, wanting to meet up straight away rather than work out if we have anything worth meeting for!

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By *itonthesideWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pics of pets. I'm not going to be attracted to someone because they have a mutt. Quite the opposite... I can immediately smell wet dogs and get turned off

*Rehomes dog*

(Don't worry, animal lovers, not really. Not even for HC. And weirdly, I'm instantly more attractive when standing next to my very cute doggo! He's like magic dust! )

I borrowed my friend's dog for my dating app profile, I'd be lost without him, he gets most of my likes!"

I think this should be called dog fishing turning up to a date to find out the dog wasnt yours would be as bad as finding out if was fake photos

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne


"People who don’t live in the location they have on their profile. They’re actually another 2 hours away.

People who only have photos of them in sunglasses

People who have loads of pics of their kids - I love kids but it worries me that they’re so free and easy with them on dating apps

Pushy, wanting to meet up straight away rather than work out if we have anything worth meeting for!"

Totally agree with the location and sunglasses thing. Or the photo is taken from 300 yards away.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man  over a year ago

South West London

When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

When a woman has a sheet over them in bed just showing the smallest amount of skin cause they think it looks sexy.

Us blokes want to see tits, arse and fanny

You don’t buy a car from a picture showing only the bumper because the rest of it is covered with a sheet. We want to see the goods before we try and buy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Men holding fish profile pics

Just nope.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction"

They're just not interested in you.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man  over a year ago

South West London

Also why do people ask for pictures to be sent in messages?? Is there a reason they cant click on a person's profile??

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By *aribbean King 1985Man  over a year ago

South West London


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you."

Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???

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By *itonthesideWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you. Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???"

Attraction is more than ticking criteria boxes, its not a job advert and you are not entitled to an interview because you think you are qualified

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you. Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???

Attraction is more than ticking criteria boxes, its not a job advert and you are not entitled to an interview because you think you are qualified "

Nail on head.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"People who don’t live in the location they have on their profile. They’re actually another 2 hours away.

People who only have photos of them in sunglasses

People who have loads of pics of their kids - I love kids but it worries me that they’re so free and easy with them on dating apps

Pushy, wanting to meet up straight away rather than work out if we have anything worth meeting for!"

1000% the part about people putting photos of their kids on dating apps. Very iffy.

But also - and I'm not sure which is worse - people using photos with other people's kids in them! Do they ask sister/cousin/friend whether they're happy with their child being used to get them laid? Fucking weird.

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Reading this ,I'm glad I don't have to use them.

If me and my other half ever split I'd be single for good I think !.

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By *itonthesideWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Reading this ,I'm glad I don't have to use them.

If me and my other half ever split I'd be single for good I think !."

I think if you can brave the oddities of fab , dating apps are a walk in the park

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By *aribbean King 1985Man  over a year ago

South West London


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you. Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???

Attraction is more than ticking criteria boxes, its not a job advert and you are not entitled to an interview because you think you are qualified "

well you said and yes there has to be some level of attraction but I've seen women with men that I wouldnt say were attractive physically, some men I've seen them with were fat and hairy but yet they doing stuff with good looking women so explain that if you can??

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By *itonthesideWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you. Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???

Attraction is more than ticking criteria boxes, its not a job advert and you are not entitled to an interview because you think you are qualified well you said and yes there has to be some level of attraction but I've seen women with men that I wouldnt say were attractive physically, some men I've seen them with were fat and hairy but yet they doing stuff with good looking women so explain that if you can?? "

Again attraction is not a formula with boxes to be ticked off

What you have decided is an unattractive partner is not universal. And people are attracted to all sorts of things , not just looks

They are also turned off by all sorts of things. For example , entitlement

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By *aribbean King 1985Man  over a year ago

South West London


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you. Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???

Attraction is more than ticking criteria boxes, its not a job advert and you are not entitled to an interview because you think you are qualified well you said and yes there has to be some level of attraction but I've seen women with men that I wouldnt say were attractive physically, some men I've seen them with were fat and hairy but yet they doing stuff with good looking women so explain that if you can??

Again attraction is not a formula with boxes to be ticked off

What you have decided is an unattractive partner is not universal. And people are attracted to all sorts of things , not just looks

They are also turned off by all sorts of things. For example , entitlement"

Yeah that's fine, I know I'm not gods give to women and I can take rejection easily without getting ignorant but the annoying thing is even when you feel you meet what women are looking for they ignore your your message. But kool I take that as a rejection but a rude one.

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By *rooperRedMan  over a year ago

Littlehampton

Given up on dating apps. Got tired of everything being about money. "Someone solvent", or such. I get that for women in my age group it's about the whole package including the lifestyle and I can't offer what others can. Someone with just glamourous holiday photos on boats and beaches won't be interested in someone like me.

It's funny that I ended up being the romantic one...

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"When you a woman a polite introduction message, they still ignore or delete your message after they state they don't want someone to send them crude or filthy message as an intoduction

They're just not interested in you. Even after you meet their criteria on what they looking for???

Attraction is more than ticking criteria boxes, its not a job advert and you are not entitled to an interview because you think you are qualified well you said and yes there has to be some level of attraction but I've seen women with men that I wouldnt say were attractive physically, some men I've seen them with were fat and hairy but yet they doing stuff with good looking women so explain that if you can?? "

Have you been looking at our profile?

Winston

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts

The bio comment that really gets me is when people say "I'm not here for fun"

I mean, are you trying to tell me that this relationship is going to feel like work from the moment it starts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The bio comment that really gets me is when people say "I'm not here for fun"

I mean, are you trying to tell me that this relationship is going to feel like work from the moment it starts?"

Ha

If you knew what happened when you innocently put that you’re a fun person, as a woman on a ‘normal’ dating site/app…you’d understand. At least penis pics aren’t as common now.

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts


"

Ha

If you knew what happened when you innocently put that you’re a fun person, as a woman on a ‘normal’ dating site/app…you’d understand. At least penis pics aren’t as common now."

Ah, it's seen as a code is it? Well, that explains that one. I'll stop thinking of them as stony faced and boring when they write that!

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

I find that pictures of me holding Fish and Chips works well with the women who want the three Fs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx"

Thank you, this is really useful as I try and compose a dating profile.

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By *aconteur69111 OP   Man  over a year ago

eastbourne


"Ok so being newly single I thought I would dip my toe into the dating app world of Tinder bumble etc.

The things I have noticed that annoy me about women’s profiles is as follows

1 Group photos… when every photo of the profiler is in a group of people. I am not psychic how am I supposed to know which one is you(unless you’re the only fem in a group of men of course).

2 Snapchat filters…… really come on ladies they may amuse your 8 year old kids but I am 51, stop embarrassing yourselves and keep them for your kids.

3 Pictures of everything but you….. the amount of profiles that have pictures of flowers or beaches at sunset, but one of the profiler. Hey I am not adverse to a bit of landscape photography but I like to see a picture of the person taking it.

4 Blank profiles….. yes it happens there too. Call me old fashioned but I like to know a little about you before I take you out for dinner.

5 Only Fans recruiters……. Why would I pay only fans to look at naked pics. The internet world is full of free stuff. The usual give away is ‘I am not here much get me on my insta’

6 Honesty…. FFS just be honest about what you want and like. If you like a bit of kink say so, if your vegan say so. If you’re looking for another or first time husband say so.

Yes I know it is a dog eat dog world out there and to be honest I am probably too old school for dating apps. In my day you went to the pub saw someone you fancied bought them a drink, if you were lucky at the end of the night you got a snog and their phone number, and if you were really lucky you got a bunk up.

God it was much simpler then..

Ok ladies your chance to tell us what is shit about men on dating apps

Xxxxx

Thank you, this is really useful as I try and compose a dating profile.

"

your welcome xxx

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"At least you know your going to have to fight the dog for attention lol"

I've decided that because I'm 40 and above, I remember the world before the internet which means I have no reliance on the internet to live my life ( romantic, sexual or otherwise)

I've also decided that because I have a mental health condition, I don't need the headache of trying to decipher someone's dating profile. Fab is a bit easier for me: Will fuck based on profile yes or no. Will fuck based on messages? yes or no. Will fuck based on the ability to read my profile and follow my 3-step procedure? Yes or no.

3 yes job done. meet scheduled and face pics exchanged.

About 3 men and 2 couples have been able to do this since I re-activated my profile.

the rest I meet in the clubs/spa.

I basically don't care if they haven't put loads of effort into their profile on Fab.

I also found the most boring, uptight, and insecure men on dating sites. Not worth my time. At least Fab men are fun, less insecure and less uptight.

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