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We haven't had a good rant thread in ages !!
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So today is your chance to get shit off your chest .
I'll start with waking up this morning to discover my entire street has had a power cut so I was in total darkness in temperatures of approximately minus 84 degrees using my phones torch to have a wee , which froze half way down to the loo. Couldn't shower or have a coffee , tripped up in the kitchen and couldn't open the wheelie bin as the lid has frozen..
I'm Cold and Fucking Grumpy !!
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over a year ago
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im angry.
and would very much like to stumble across an absolute behemoth of a man, who'll fuck me like he hates me, so i can released said anger, and selfishly make me feel better.
and then take me to get nugs as a treat on my way home.
thank you please. Px  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my last free weekend before I travel abroad for work in March. I’m not allowed to travel more than an hour away from work though as I’m on call, I live in the countryside and looking at people near me, the closest is in Wales…. I’m in north Devon! They may be 15 miles from me but that’s across the Bristol Channel! |
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over a year ago
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The total cuntwaffle that knocked me over in the supermarket car park. Reversed out of a space with no observation.
I’m 6ft 2 and about the same side, I’m hardly inconfuckinspicuous in broad daylight. The excuse “sorry mate, couldn’t see you” is ludicrously fucking laughable!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im angry.
and would very much like to stumble across an absolute behemoth of a man, who'll fuck me like he hates me, so i can released said anger, and selfishly make me feel better.
and then take me to get nugs as a treat on my way home.
thank you please. Px "
You look very much like a lass I had a crush on when I was younger, but who bullied the hell out of me at the same time. I could very easily oblige given the chance!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had power cuts yesterday morning that effected 80% of our village 
Anyway I'd like to rant about stubborn smart arse people who have to have an answer for everything, even if it's a wrong answer, look at me I'm so powerful I'll trample over anyone in my way and let's never allow facts to get in the way of a good story.
Stop it you dick, I've not enough life left to deal with your shit!!!
Andddd relax Claire, calm & let it pass
Thank you for allowing me to rant 
Claire xx |
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over a year ago
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Walking a pair of grumpy kids to school, almost in tears because they're so cold. School has not enough funding to contract a bus, all local taxis on school contracts for vulnerable children - totally understand the taxi situation, but school funding is an issue... |
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"The total cuntwaffle that knocked me over in the supermarket car park. Reversed out of a space with no observation.
I’m 6ft 2 and about the same side, I’m hardly inconfuckinspicuous in broad daylight. The excuse “sorry mate, couldn’t see you” is ludicrously fucking laughable!
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i feel for you OP.
my dad was the victim of a hit a run at Christmas. He's a big, chunky old man, and it was broad daylight.
im really struggling to comprehend the fact someone just left him, without a care in the world, so i can only imagine how you are, as it actually happened to you!
Are you okay? Px  |
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I will never buy property again. Solicitors are fucking useless I could do a better job myself, to be fair I have probably done half the job for him anyhow. Never get divorced and buy property at the same time it fucks you up, and your bank balance |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"The total cuntwaffle that knocked me over in the supermarket car park. Reversed out of a space with no observation.
I’m 6ft 2 and about the same side, I’m hardly inconfuckinspicuous in broad daylight. The excuse “sorry mate, couldn’t see you” is ludicrously fucking laughable!
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Are you ok? Do you need bail money for retaliating? I mean... I haven't got any but someone might have.
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"The total cuntwaffle that knocked me over in the supermarket car park. Reversed out of a space with no observation.
I’m 6ft 2 and about the same side, I’m hardly inconfuckinspicuous in broad daylight. The excuse “sorry mate, couldn’t see you” is ludicrously fucking laughable!
i feel for you OP.
my dad was the victim of a hit a run at Christmas. He's a big, chunky old man, and it was broad daylight.
im really struggling to comprehend the fact someone just left him, without a care in the world, so i can only imagine how you are, as it actually happened to you!
Are you okay? Px "
It’s all good, I just got my knee scrapped on the floor. I’ve done worse shaving.
It was the blasé attitude to my visibility that pissed me off more than anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The total cuntwaffle that knocked me over in the supermarket car park. Reversed out of a space with no observation.
I’m 6ft 2 and about the same side, I’m hardly inconfuckinspicuous in broad daylight. The excuse “sorry mate, couldn’t see you” is ludicrously fucking laughable!
Are you ok? Do you need bail money for retaliating? I mean... I haven't got any but someone might have.
Posh "
Maybe order a locksmith to release him from his car boot. He might be feeling a bit dizzy by now. |
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"It's not Thursday. 
*Just sayin.....
Winston
That’s rant worthy in itself. Why is it not Thursday?  "
Swingofthekingers used to do a Thursday Rant Day thread. Every, er......... Thursday.
Funny guy. Much missed around these parts.
Winston |
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"It's not Thursday.
*Just sayin.....
Winston
That’s rant worthy in itself. Why is it not Thursday?
Swingofthekingers used to do a Thursday Rant Day thread. Every, er......... Thursday.
Funny guy. Much missed around these parts.
Winston "
I remember it….and him, fondly. |
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Every time I top up my gas meter 90% is taken for someone else's debt. I can't take it to Ofgem until Feb 12th. I've spent 300+ minutes on the phone trying to sort it since Dec 12th
I'm fuming with British Gas |
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"The total cuntwaffle that knocked me over in the supermarket car park. Reversed out of a space with no observation.
I’m 6ft 2 and about the same side, I’m hardly inconfuckinspicuous in broad daylight. The excuse “sorry mate, couldn’t see you” is ludicrously fucking laughable!
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Ha! Cuntwaffle  |
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"I’m wfh today and I had to get out of bed which is probably a little too warm and cozy, to make my own coffee as I live alone 
Eurgh such suffering I face today! "
I'd offer to make you a coffee, but might get cold by the time I get there... |
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"I’m wfh today and I had to get out of bed which is probably a little too warm and cozy, to make my own coffee as I live alone
Eurgh such suffering I face today!
I'd offer to make you a coffee, but might get cold by the time I get there..."
Thanks for adding to my suffering |
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"I’m wfh today and I had to get out of bed which is probably a little too warm and cozy, to make my own coffee as I live alone
Eurgh such suffering I face today!
I'd offer to make you a coffee, but might get cold by the time I get there...
Thanks for adding to my suffering "
I'll bring my coffee stuff so I can make it when I'm there |
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I can't cope with the excruciating and incessant pain in my leg, which has left me housebound and unable to work. No-one is taking me seriously, there's no help other than prescriptions of codeine (which makes no difference!) and no-one seems bothered that I can't do anything other than lie on my side without crippling pain. It's the worst it's ever been. I can't cope with it anymore  |
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[youth of today rant]
Got a DM on my business facebook page which woke me up at 1:40am...
"Got any jobs going? x"
Yep, complete with emoji and a kiss!!!
FFS, is this what passes for initiative these days?? No CV, no description of skills or qualifications, no suggestion of what they might offer my organisation, just a late-night doom-scroller rattling off completely inappropriate DMs, probably to every business within walking distance of the newsagents where they buy their e-cigs and energy drinks!!!!
[/youth of today rant] |
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Right before bed our dogs tangled with a skunk. Spent 3 hours up past midnight cleaning them. Wake up and the smell is still lingering. My idiots never learn their lessons on the black and white terror kitty. |
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I've developed a very painful issue in my left arm which has resulted in my thumb being useless (can't even press a button on the remote)
Now I can't play guitar or piano.
Can't play any games because the thumbstick is too hard to move
Can't go climbing obviously, I was just getting back in to it too
And later on I have work all evening which is going to hurt like hell and probably exacerbate the the problem.
I'm not happy.
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Felt a bit miserable this morning after a problematic nights sleep due to having caught a cold - but that's life, nobody really is responsible.
But, what IS pissing me off is the inconsiderate prick who appears to have parked halfway across my driveway.
On my side of the street, all the houses are at a slight angle - gives a staggerred appearance as you look down the road.
Consequently, our driveways are also angled.
Now I have absolutley no problem with anyone parkibg on the road in front of my house but a few that do deliberately park right up tight to the edge of the drop kerb - which causes a slight obstruction when I need to go out - though not quite enough to warrant a call to the Police
(Though one neighbour opposite has, on two occasions, had visitors that have parked right across my drive which did prompt such a call). |
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"I've developed a very painful issue in my left arm which has resulted in my thumb being useless (can't even press a button on the remote)
Now I can't play guitar or piano.
Can't play any games because the thumbstick is too hard to move
Can't go climbing obviously, I was just getting back in to it too
And later on I have work all evening which is going to hurt like hell and probably exacerbate the the problem.
I'm not happy.
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I have considerable empathy
Have you had it checked out? |
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"I've developed a very painful issue in my left arm which has resulted in my thumb being useless (can't even press a button on the remote)
Now I can't play guitar or piano.
Can't play any games because the thumbstick is too hard to move
Can't go climbing obviously, I was just getting back in to it too
And later on I have work all evening which is going to hurt like hell and probably exacerbate the the problem.
I'm not happy.
I have considerable empathy
Have you had it checked out?"
I've just tried to make an appointment to see the GP, they're very busy though and it might be a week before I see anyone. |
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"I've developed a very painful issue in my left arm which has resulted in my thumb being useless (can't even press a button on the remote)
Now I can't play guitar or piano.
Can't play any games because the thumbstick is too hard to move
Can't go climbing obviously, I was just getting back in to it too
And later on I have work all evening which is going to hurt like hell and probably exacerbate the the problem.
I'm not happy.
I have considerable empathy
Have you had it checked out?
I've just tried to make an appointment to see the GP, they're very busy though and it might be a week before I see anyone."
Did you emphasise you've lost function and maybe sensation? That should trigger an urgent appointment. |
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"I've developed a very painful issue in my left arm which has resulted in my thumb being useless (can't even press a button on the remote)
Now I can't play guitar or piano.
Can't play any games because the thumbstick is too hard to move
Can't go climbing obviously, I was just getting back in to it too
And later on I have work all evening which is going to hurt like hell and probably exacerbate the the problem.
I'm not happy.
I have considerable empathy
Have you had it checked out?
I've just tried to make an appointment to see the GP, they're very busy though and it might be a week before I see anyone.
Did you emphasise you've lost function and maybe sensation? That should trigger an urgent appointment. "
I did my thumb isn't working properly and that I can't really use it, I still have sensation though. I think a tendon has torn or stretched. |
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