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Tuesday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™.
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London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's."
Delightful - I’m in  |
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's."
Why thank you darling. I’m in too  |
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's."
To be clear......the St James's in London.....or the cathedral on the hill in Newcastle that is St James' Park? |
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's.
To be clear......the St James's in London.....or the cathedral on the hill in Newcastle that is St James' Park? "
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London, my dear Esquire, London...ye olde London Towne. |
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's.
Why thank you darling. I’m in too "
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That's no surprise!  |
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's."
Can I please have a hot chocolate instead of tea?.•*°° |
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"Evening fellow late nighters
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Good evening TallGuyØØ...!
What news from yonder?
Evening Nero
No snow where I am but its been chilly and sunny.
Hows that London?"
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It's scråping the veneer of Ø° in London, but it feels more like Absolute Zero. |
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"Evening fellow late nighters
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Good evening TallGuyØØ...!
What news from yonder?
Evening Nero
No snow where I am but its been chilly and sunny.
Hows that London?
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It's scråping the veneer of Ø° in London, but it feels more like Absolute Zero."
Oh dear not good, ive been out during the day up here before and at 3pm in afternoon it was minus 10, then at night minus 18 |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
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I'll not stand for that sort of libel  |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I'll not stand for that sort of libel "
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Sit down then! |
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"Good evening LíttlèBírd, MístyPèaks, Bread_Pitt and PrincessPD
You four are this evening's first posters. Your prize is Afternoon Tea, all together, with yours truly in St. James's.
Can I please have a hot chocolate instead of tea?.•*°°"
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Dear Püddlës, you most certainly can have an artisan, hand-crafted Hot Chocolate!  |
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"Evening fellow late nighters
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Good evening TallGuyØØ...!
What news from yonder?
Evening Nero
No snow where I am but its been chilly and sunny.
Hows that London?
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It's scråping the veneer of Ø° in London, but it feels more like Absolute Zero.
Oh dear not good, ive been out during the day up here before and at 3pm in afternoon it was minus 10, then at night minus 18"
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I'll not stand for that sort of libel
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Sit down then!"
I'll have you know the only thing I've ever bought from Selfridges is makeup 
Now. How about those chips? |
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"Evening fellow late nighters
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Good evening TallGuyØØ...!
What news from yonder?
Evening Nero
No snow where I am but its been chilly and sunny.
Hows that London?
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It's scråping the veneer of Ø° in London, but it feels more like Absolute Zero.
Oh dear not good, ive been out during the day up here before and at 3pm in afternoon it was minus 10, then at night minus 18
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Yes that was a little bit cold |
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"Hello everyone. How are you all?
Good evening, all ok here, hows you?
Not bad at all thank you. It was a lovely sunny day with a beautiful sunset this evening"
Thats ok, thats good, sane up here ,sunny and chilly, lovely |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I'll not stand for that sort of libel
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Sit down then!
I'll have you know the only thing I've ever bought from Selfridges is makeup
Now. How about those chips?"
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You owe me a portion. It's long overdue.  |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I'll not stand for that sort of libel
•
Sit down then!
I'll have you know the only thing I've ever bought from Selfridges is makeup
Now. How about those chips?
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You owe me a portion. It's long overdue. "
Will they go well with the KitKat then? Or have you given up on that?
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
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I find myself wondering what £125 jimjams would look like. I'm off to Google luxury nightwear... |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I find myself wondering what £125 jimjams would look like. I'm off to Google luxury nightwear..."
He's talking bollocks |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I find myself wondering what £125 jimjams would look like. I'm off to Google luxury nightwear...
He's talking bollocks "
They must exist though even if you didn't buy them  |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I find myself wondering what £125 jimjams would look like. I'm off to Google luxury nightwear...
He's talking bollocks
They must exist though even if you didn't buy them "
Probably.
I don't know about Selfridges, but I do have a (half) silk pillowcase (for skin/hair) and they do sell clothes. I imagine that'd be that sort of money. Or more. |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
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I heard that it was £12500, from Harrods. Made from the purest silk. Designed by Coco Chanel herself. Sewn by virgins. Packaged by Rowan Atkinson (remember the scene in Love Actually?). Delivered by a Maharaja riding on an elephant. |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I find myself wondering what £125 jimjams would look like. I'm off to Google luxury nightwear..."
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Look up Olivia Von Halle "Lila Eye-Print Silk Pyjamas". That's what Inaswingdress bought but then returned at my behest...and then settled for the relatively affordable £125 pair! |
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"Fancy some chips?
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You need to 'swing' by for some spanking! How are your new expensive PJs from Selfridges?
Everyone: Inaswingdress paid £125 for a pair of Pyjamas! Madness!!
I find myself wondering what £125 jimjams would look like. I'm off to Google luxury nightwear...
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Look up Olivia Von Halle "Lila Eye-Print Silk Pyjamas". That's what Inaswingdress bought but then returned at my behest...and then settled for the relatively affordable £125 pair! "
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"I have just found some for £750 
What chips!!!"
According to the Guiness World Records website:
"The most expensive French fries (chips) are the Crème dela Crème Pommes Frites, which sold for $200 USD (£143.90) and was achieved by Serendipity 3 (USA) in New York, New York, USA, as of 12 July 2021.
These fries were created by Creative Chef, Joe Calderone, and Corporate Executive Chef, Fredrick Schoen-Kiewert, to provide guests with a unique and delicious French fry experience."
They'll probably meet Nero's exacting standards. Maybe |
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"I have just found some for £750
What chips!!!
Those would be some Michelin starred chips! The very expensive PJs are by a company called Derek Rose if anyone else wants to go "How much?!""
They should would be lol
Thats expensive pj's can think of better that money on |
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"I rarely wear pjs. But I am fussy with chips
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Have you tried the 'pommes frites' from Harvey Nichols?"
No 
I’ve only ever been in Harvey Nichols once…. And that was one in Leeds (I think). What a wasted life |
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"I refuse to compromise on Chips and PJs.
Do you fly all your meets to New York for this experience then?
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Only the Australian ones. Alas, not you: you're 'Tasmanian'."
Your geography is atrocious |
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"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals. What did I miss?
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Thank you for putting this thread back on track my passion flower.
Good evening 'Dïvå69! How are you?  "
Well since I missed the chip van, a little miffed I’d say! |
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"I rarely wear pjs. But I am fussy with chips
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Have you tried the 'pommes frites' from Harvey Nichols?
No
I’ve only ever been in Harvey Nichols once…. And that was one in Leeds (I think). What a wasted life "
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Any poor soul venturing into Leeds would be wasting their life. |
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"I rarely wear pjs. But I am fussy with chips
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Have you tried the 'pommes frites' from Harvey Nichols?
No
I’ve only ever been in Harvey Nichols once…. And that was one in Leeds (I think). What a wasted life
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Any poor soul venturing into Leeds would be wasting their life. "
My best ever meets have been in Leeds. Rude |
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"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals. What did I miss?
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Thank you for putting this thread back on track my passion flower.
Good evening 'Dïvå69! How are you?
Well since I missed the chip van, a little miffed I’d say! "
Don't worry. Still plenty of dirty chips here |
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"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals. What did I miss?
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Thank you for putting this thread back on track my passion flower.
Good evening 'Dïvå69! How are you?
Well since I missed the chip van, a little miffed I’d say!
Don't worry. Still plenty of dirty chips here "
Not with me around |
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"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals. What did I miss?
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Thank you for putting this thread back on track my passion flower.
Good evening 'Dïvå69! How are you?
Well since I missed the chip van, a little miffed I’d say!
Don't worry. Still plenty of dirty chips here "
 I think I’ll pass |
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over a year ago
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Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings. 
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?) |
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)"
Goooood evening no sleep here just vibes xx |
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"Still in the pub about to head home! Good evening you sexy lot!!! Xxx
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Sk8r_Boi! Gööd ëvëning! What's oiling your unquenchable thirst this evening? Beer or Wine?"
Cider actually haha soon it’ll be a litre and half of Oasis in bed lol can’t handle another pint. I’ll end up with an unagreeable stomach… tmi sorry *hides face* |
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)"
Good idea, hopefully you'll feel sleepy afterwards. Depends on the horn-o-meter though. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
Goooood evening no sleep here just vibes xx"
Vibes are better than sleep.
Until you hit 4am and wish for less vibes, more sleep. But you're vibing too hard and there's no chance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
Goooood evening no sleep here just vibes xx
Vibes are better than sleep.
Until you hit 4am and wish for less vibes, more sleep. But you're vibing too hard and there's no chance. "
All vibes, lots of horny fun, no sleep… unless horny fun sends you to sleep haha xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
Good idea, hopefully you'll feel sleepy afterwards. Depends on the horn-o-meter though. "
Yeah, sometimes it makes things more irritating doesn't it? If you come you end up wanting more and that doesn't quite scratch the itch and you realise that you'll need to many, many times to be somewhat sated. |
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)"
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Dear ex-wife. Thank you for injecting some class and a little urbane flair in this thread. You are just the elixir we needed in this evening's Nocturnal discombobulation. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
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Dear ex-wife. Thank you for injecting some class and a little urbane flair in this thread. You are just the elixir we needed in this evening's Nocturnal discombobulation."
Oh Ex-husband! This is so... very deserved I guess. Women have needs you know, it's part of what led to the downfall of our matrimonial bliss. 
I'll try and resume classier posting, apologies for the brief gentle insight into my libido. |
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
•
Dear ex-wife. Thank you for injecting some class and a little urbane flair in this thread. You are just the elixir we needed in this evening's Nocturnal discombobulation.
Oh Ex-husband! This is so... very deserved I guess. Women have needs you know, it's part of what led to the downfall of our matrimonial bliss.
I'll try and resume classier posting, apologies for the brief gentle insight into my libido."
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! kiss kiss kiss |
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
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Dear ex-wife. Thank you for injecting some class and a little urbane flair in this thread. You are just the elixir we needed in this evening's Nocturnal discombobulation.
Oh Ex-husband! This is so... very deserved I guess. Women have needs you know, it's part of what led to the downfall of our matrimonial bliss.
I'll try and resume classier posting, apologies for the brief gentle insight into my libido."
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I'm sorry if I didn't live up to your sExpectations.  |
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"Reporting for duty…. Again!!
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Sbøst - good evening. My, what spectacularly polished boots for the Nocturnal Regiment! Pull up a chair, a Chesterfield no less, and imbibe with us.   "
Thank you. I will |
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"Reporting for duty…. Again!!
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Sbøst - good evening. My, what spectacularly polished boots for the Nocturnal Regiment! Pull up a chair, a Chesterfield no less, and imbibe with us.
Thank you. I will "
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A most favourable reply..•°°•... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll try and resume classier posting, apologies for the brief gentle insight into my libido.
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I'm sorry if I didn't live up to your sExpectations. "
My darling, you could only ever surpass any of my wildest dreams.
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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal beings.
I'm very happy.
I'm also very horny.
I'm therefore bidding farewell to sleep.
And exercising my fingers typing this in preparation.
(Oh what lovely tmi right?)
•
Dear ex-wife. Thank you for injecting some class and a little urbane flair in this thread. You are just the elixir we needed in this evening's Nocturnal discombobulation.
Oh Ex-husband! This is so... very deserved I guess. Women have needs you know, it's part of what led to the downfall of our matrimonial bliss.
I'll try and resume classier posting, apologies for the brief gentle insight into my libido.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! kiss kiss kiss "
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My dear sir, it was the pillow fights that lead to the estrangement. The kisses, forever etched in my mind, were bottled into an assortment of Lalique™ coffret scent bottles for posterity. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello again, sorry fell asleep, what have i missed ?
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You've missed a fine collection of romantic soliloquys between me and the ex-wife."
I adore your romantic nature, it soothes my soul.
I really can't sleep. Tried. Darn it. |
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"Hello again, sorry fell asleep, what have i missed ?
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You've missed a fine collection of romantic soliloquys between me and the ex-wife.
I adore your romantic nature, it soothes my soul.
I really can't sleep. Tried. Darn it. "
Struggling to sleep is a PITA |
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