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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

It would only be fair if you made yourselves known too

Love and peace

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"It would only be fair if you made yourselves known too

Love and peace

Offer them a free weight watchers hot chocolate sachet if they sign up on your thread. Bitches love freebies, thats why womens magazine sales are still doing well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm offering one free sachet of weight watchers hot chocolate per meet!

Open to negotiation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm offering one free sachet of weight watchers hot chocolate per meet!

Open to negotiation "

I think a chocolate hob nob is likely to attract more admiration, especially if they have been told how many 'sins' they have committed at weight watchers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm offering one free sachet of weight watchers hot chocolate per meet!

Open to negotiation

I think a chocolate hob nob is likely to attract more admiration, especially if they have been told how many 'sins' they have committed at weight watchers!"

I don't want to come across as an easy target for those seeking a sugar daddy, so I will leave out the hob nobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm offering one free sachet of weight watchers hot chocolate per meet!

Open to negotiation

I think a chocolate hob nob is likely to attract more admiration, especially if they have been told how many 'sins' they have committed at weight watchers!

I don't want to come across as an easy target for those seeking a sugar daddy, so I will leave out the hob nobs "

Ah offering the sugar free variety - appealing to their dark side, whilst respecting the commitment to a diet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would only be fair if you made yourselves known too

Love and peace

Offer them a free weight watchers hot chocolate sachet if they sign up on your thread. Bitches love freebies, thats why womens magazine sales are still doing well!

I'd fuck for a Minifigures surprise bag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would only be fair if you made yourselves known too

Love and peace

Offer them a free weight watchers hot chocolate sachet if they sign up on your thread. Bitches love freebies, thats why womens magazine sales are still doing well!

I'd fuck for a Minifigures surprise bag!"

Just ordered some when you free to collect?

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

OK, there’s biscuits in it for you

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"It would only be fair if you made yourselves known too

Love and peace

Offer them a free weight watchers hot chocolate sachet if they sign up on your thread. Bitches love freebies, thats why womens magazine sales are still doing well!

I'd fuck for a Minifigures surprise bag!"

SOLD!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Benefits I can do. Friends I'm picky about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Benefits I can do. Friends I'm picky about."

Sounds like the DWP

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Benefits I can do. Friends I'm picky about.

Sounds like the DWP"

The DWP is something else entirely in my friend group.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Benefits I can do. Friends I'm picky about.

Sounds like the DWP

The DWP is something else entirely in my friend group."

DWP defriended me bastards

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Benefits I can do. Friends I'm picky about.

Sounds like the DWP"

Double white penis?

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"OK, there’s biscuits in it for you

What types are you offering OP? I'm a hard to satisfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK, there’s biscuits in it for you

What types are you offering OP? I'm a hard to satisfy"

I'll start the with Fox's bisquits

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"OK, there’s biscuits in it for you

What types are you offering OP? I'm a hard to satisfy"

Jammy Dodgers

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold"

Raise the foxes biscquits see the jammy dodgers with

Home made millionaires short bread

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold

Raise the foxes biscquits see the jammy dodgers with

Home made millionaires short bread "

We are in the right ball park. But where's the cream from? If you can guarantee its plant based I'm yours as I was getting no joy over on that other FWB thread and I'm not getting any younger here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold

Raise the foxes biscquits see the jammy dodgers with

Home made millionaires short bread

We are in the right ball park. But where's the cream from? If you can guarantee its plant based I'm yours as I was getting no joy over on that other FWB thread and I'm not getting any younger here "

Got to be Elmlea 100% plant based cream...( however other reputable products such as Oatly are avaiable)..

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold

Raise the foxes biscquits see the jammy dodgers with

Home made millionaires short bread

We are in the right ball park. But where's the cream from? If you can guarantee its plant based I'm yours as I was getting no joy over on that other FWB thread and I'm not getting any younger here

Got to be Elmlea 100% plant based cream...( however other reputable products such as Oatly are avaiable).."

I'm liking the cut of your jib fella. Your a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold

Raise the foxes biscquits see the jammy dodgers with

Home made millionaires short bread

We are in the right ball park. But where's the cream from? If you can guarantee its plant based I'm yours as I was getting no joy over on that other FWB thread and I'm not getting any younger here

Got to be Elmlea 100% plant based cream...( however other reputable products such as Oatly are avaiable)..

I'm liking the cut of your jib fella. Your a keeper"

Thats what my mother said the day I was born, but soon sent me to boarding school

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Rex your forgetting a sugar Daddy, they matter to

ill bump

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Don't disrespect Demonic Wench Piss.

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Rex your forgetting a sugar Daddy, they matter to

ill bump "

My mistake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold"

How about golden crunch creams?

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"It would only be fair if you made yourselves known too

Love and peace

Offer them a free weight watchers hot chocolate sachet if they sign up on your thread. Bitches love freebies, thats why womens magazine sales are still doing well!

I'd fuck for a Minifigures surprise bag!"

So would I! Swapsies?

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Don't disrespect Demonic Wench Piss."

Sounds like a guest ale

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"OK, there’s biscuits in it for you

What types are you offering OP? I'm a hard to satisfy"

It has to be those nice foxes crunchy choc ones, or the soft chewy ones from Sainsburys!!!!! Oooh, yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Don't disrespect Demonic Wench Piss.

Sounds like a guest ale

Or homemade Gin

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Don't disrespect Demonic Wench Piss.

Sounds like a guest ale

Sadly we have to put "not for human consumption" on the bottles, otherwise maybe it could be.

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Don't disrespect Demonic Wench Piss."

Is this squirt juice?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"So far we have someone who works for DWP and another who likes her dodger ‘jammy’

Don't disrespect Demonic Wench Piss.

Is this squirt juice?

That's in the premium section. It's a lot harder to produce in volume than outright piss.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm looking... South coast

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I'm looking... South coast "

If only you didn’t live abroad in another country

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here to be your shoulder to bite on ladies!

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold

How about golden crunch creams?"

Ooo you know my secret

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Are you open to matching ladies with other ladies, Rex? Asking for K

LvM

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Are you open to matching ladies with other ladies, Rex? Asking for K

LvM"

She can fill her boots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Foxes - not vegan (tho I don't think they are made from real foxes)

Jammie Dodgers - tempting

Any advances on a classier vegan offer and I'm sold"

Dark chocolate florentines hit the spot every time.

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