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Mine
Number one.
I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.
Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.
Number 3. I'm over six foot tall have tattoos and a six pack .
Which is the lie .also tell the group your 3. |
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Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to 
I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants
I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis
My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace |
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"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to
I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants
I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis
My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace "
So that the whole point they may be
all hard to belive but I assure you
two of them are in fact true .
As for yours its a toss up between
Jamie Lee and buckingham palace
To be honest im not sure . |
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"I have done a gig to over 2500 people.
My extended family own the Moulin Rouge.
I have had anal sex"
I'll leave others to pick that one I'll give my answer to which of mine is the lie at the end of the thread . |
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"I was celibate for 13 years
I've swam the channel
Was bought up a naturist x"
I reckon 13 years is the lie 
1. Charlotte Bronte's father baptised my 3x great grandmother
2. When I stick my tongue out, it's longer than my thumb
3. I lost my virginity at 22. |
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"Mine
Number one.
I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.
Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.
Number 3. I'm over six foot tall have tattoos and a six pack .
Which is the lie .also tell the group your 3."
I'm going for number 3
Mine....
1. In my youth I once fought a traveller for money in front of a crowd of 200 and won.
2. I have survived being in a coma
3. I can run 100m to Olympic standards |
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An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.
I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.
One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group. |
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"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to
I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants
I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis
My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace "
I would say No. 1 was the lie, since human combustion hasn't been proven as yet. |
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1. I once worked the stand up comedy circuit for a short time.
2. I led a community initiative that helped women with their deportment but anyone could attend if they wished.
3. One of the above statements is a lie.
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"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.
I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.
One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group."
Number 3
I have made out with a soap star
I have sucked a cock
I love cheese |
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"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.
I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.
One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.
Number 3
I have made out with a soap star
I have sucked a cock
I love cheese "
Wrong, sorry to say! It's No. 2 - I've never served behind a bar in all my life!
For your one - I'll guess at No. 2? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’m in:
1) I played rugby union for a professional rugby team
2) A pop star has seen me naked
3) I own a triumph bonnerville and I don’t even have a driving licence |
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"I was celibate for 13 years
I've swam the channel
Was bought up a naturist x
I reckon 13 years is the lie
1. Charlotte Bronte's father baptised my 3x great grandmother
2. When I stick my tongue out, it's longer than my thumb
3. I lost my virginity at 22."
Wrong I was for 13 years! I think the virginity is the lie x |
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"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.
I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.
One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group."
The train carriage a lie? X |
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"I was celibate for 13 years
I've swam the channel
Was bought up a naturist x
I reckon 13 years is the lie
1. Charlotte Bronte's father baptised my 3x great grandmother
2. When I stick my tongue out, it's longer than my thumb
3. I lost my virginity at 22.
Wrong I was for 13 years! I think the virginity is the lie x"
13 years?! Wow, impressive (assuming it was out of choice)
Nope, #3's disappointingly accurate  |
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"Mine
Number one.
I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.
Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.
Number 3. I'm over six foot tall have tattoos and a six pack .
Which is the lie .also tell the group your 3."
All three  |
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"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.
I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.
One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.
The train carriage a lie? X"
Nope! No. 2 is the lie. I've never served behind a bar in all my life. |
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"I’m in:
1) I played rugby union for a professional rugby team
2) A pop star has seen me naked
3) I own a triumph bonnerville and I don’t even have a driving licence
Number 2? X"
No 3 |
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"Mine
Number one.
I can make a woman cum on command without even touching her or even her touching herself and without toy or any other devise.
Number two I have seen the end of the rainbow and touched it.
Number 3. I'm over six foot tall
have tattoos and a six pack .
Which is the lie .also tell the group
your 3.
All three "
Nope two are true . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have this on my profile already. 
1) I have had breakfast with Johnny Cash?
2) I have an irrational fear of airplane toilets, so I need to hold it in any time I go on a flight?
3) I knew Ewan McGregor's granny and we used to talk about all the new movies he was making?
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"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to
I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants
I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis
My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace
So that the whole point they may be
all hard to belive but I assure you
two of them are in fact true .
As for yours its a toss up between
Jamie Lee and buckingham palace
To be honest im not sure ."
I wasn't saying otherwise
The lie was about Jamie Lee |
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"Legolas has got to be lie .too good to be true ."
Lego is true. I often have people hear me call him and tell me I'm cruel for calling him Leggo, it's a good face when I tell them his actual name is Legolas haha. |
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"I have not broken a bone in my body
I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.
I need two new knee's
Got to be number1 wonko is the lie
But then its you do we never know"
No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken |
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"I have not broken a bone in my body
I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.
I need two new knee's
Got to be number1 wonko is the lie
But then its you do we never know
No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken"
Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then |
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"I have not broken a bone in my body
I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.
I need two new knee's
Got to be number1 wonko is the lie
But then its you do we never know
No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken
Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then "
Yup only need one replaced |
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"I have not broken a bone in my body
I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.
I need two new knee's
Got to be number1 wonko is the lie
But then its you do we never know
No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not fully broken
Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then
Yup only need one replaced "
Well at this point in time |
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"I have not broken a bone in my body
I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.
I need two new knee's
Got to be number1 wonko is the lie
But then its you do we never know
No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not
fully broken
Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then
Yup only need one replaced
Well at this point in time "
I love that you disqualified my entry in your thread the other day .
They say revenge Is a dish best served cold. |
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"I have not broken a bone in my body
I had a fight with a 747 when I was 12 and won.
I need two new knee's
Got to be number1 wonko is the lie
But then its you do we never know
No 1 is not the lie. Fractured but not
fully broken
Ffs wonko do I dare say it the two knees then
Yup only need one replaced
Well at this point in time
I love that you disqualified my entry in your thread the other day .
They say revenge Is a dish best served cold."
It was a bit of fun |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I started 3 businesses one is a lie.
1-Manufacturing 4WD replacement parts in NZ
2-Tech In UK
3- Hand made gold&silver in UAE
Based on the location status
I'm guessing number 2 the lie "
Nope, 3. It’s expensive/hard to get a licence  |
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" 3 more
1) backed packed from Europe to Australia
2) I’ve delivered 35 babies
3) i used to work in a Wild West
themed bar and wore leather
chaps
The lie you've not delivered 35 babies"
It’s No1 I have only backpacked through Europe |
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OK, here are mine...
1) Kevin Keegan's mum was a carer at the old folks home my late great uncle lived at
2) I lost out on joining Thin Lizzy to John Sykes
3) I have appeared on stage with Eddie and the Hot Rods
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"2 is false - that was me "
Well spotted, although it's almost true. I met Phil Lynott shortly after the bass player had left my then band, he was also the main vocalist. I offered Phil the job but he was too busy with Thin Lizzy to take on a side project!
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"2 is false - that was me
Well spotted, although it's almost true. I met Phil Lynott shortly after the bass player had left my then band, he was also the main vocalist. I offered Phil the job but he was too busy with Thin Lizzy to take on a side project!
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I think they peaked around Live & Dangerous and saw Them with Snowy White & John after that - The Thunder & Lightning tour and they were stunning and Johns Playing was electrifying. I think John was the first to match Gary Moores ability.
Did you release work around then? |
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"Did you release work around then? "
Unfortunately not. Most of the bands I was in played mainly covers round the pub/club circuit. In that particular band over 50 per cent of the set was our own numbers. The bass player was the main vocalist, he let me sing some of the covers. I tried to persuade him to write his lyrics down so we could look at publishers, but he refused. The only recordings were done on his 8 track portastudio. When he quit the band he kept the tapes. The rest of us drifted apart a few months later.
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"Number two though I find number 1 hard to believe to
I kissed a guy and he exploded in his pants
I'm related to Jamie Lee Curtis
My Granny once worked at Buckingham Palace "
I thinks its Jamie Lee Curtis is the fake one.
When did your Granny work at BP? |
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"I was celibate for 13 years
I've swam the channel
Was bought up a naturist x
I don't think you were celibate for 13 years
Yup I was x"
Then it's the channel! Because you have told me about the naturist part of your life! |
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"An ex-girlfriend sucked me until I came in an almost empty BR train carriage.
I served behind a pub bar naked for a whole evening to raise money for a local cancer charity.
One of my closest friends had a UK No. 1 hit as part of a group.
Number 3
I have made out with a soap star
I have sucked a cock
I love cheese
Wrong, sorry to say! It's No. 2 - I've never served behind a bar in all my life!
For your one - I'll guess at No. 2?"
Nope 3 |
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1. I snogged Keren from Bananarama in the studio.
2. Suzi Quatro asked me in the studio to choose a note for a song she was having trouble with.
3. I almost applied for a band position in Melody Maker at the age of 14, for a local band in Basildon. But I couldn't drive and they were a bit older than me. They went on to become Depeche Mode. |
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