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over a year ago
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Can you think of something borderline nonsense, but otherwise quite endearing, you engage in with your other half?;)
He begs me to "tell him off" in my native language. Yes, you heard me.
A. Apparently it's a turn on!
B. Who cares what I say if he can understand just few words  . Also I get away with saying a lot.
C. He agrees with everything smiling.
D. Everyone is satisfied. I had a solid rant, his erogenous hearing zone got pleased. Tension gone. Job done.
Tell me what silly antics you are/were up to ? 
T |
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"Favourite prank of mine:
*As we approach the car in a public car park, start patting myself down and looking worried
“I gave you the car keys, didn’t I?!
Works everytime"
You'd give me a panic attack! |
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"When having a snuggle - guess the song from the beat I tap out on your arm/bum/leg (wherever my hand our hands are near)."
Awww. Can I borrow that idea please ? |
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any time one of us said 'who'.. immediately turned into us going 'who, Who, WHO. what are you a fucking owl?!' at eachother
or pissing eachother off when you'd be like 'say it again', so you literally just say 'it'... then run for your life from the ass-whooping you'd be getting because you'd done it again Px |
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"any time one of us said 'who'.. immediately turned into us going 'who, Who, WHO. what are you a fucking owl?!' at eachother
or pissing eachother off when you'd be like 'say it again', so you literally just say 'it'... then run for your life from the ass-whooping you'd be getting because you'd done it again Px "
Love a good prank and tease. Giggling and crying |
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"When having a snuggle - guess the song from the beat I tap out on your arm/bum/leg (wherever my hand our hands are near).
Awww. Can I borrow that idea please ? "
Be my absolute guest |
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When we lived apart and didn’t see much of each other, we used to play silly games.
We’ve done a live supermarket sweep for items.
Grab five items in your house and either balance them or wear them but not where they are intended…we have pics of each other with boxers or knickers on our heads
Battle cocks…a version of battleships but with cocks
Having fun together is integral
K
Oh and I want to meet someone who’ll talk filth in their native language   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you think of something borderline nonsense, but otherwise quite endearing, you engage in with your other half?;)
He begs me to "tell him off" in my native language. Yes, you heard me.
A. Apparently it's a turn on!
B. Who cares what I say if he can understand just few words . Also I get away with saying a lot.
C. He agrees with everything smiling.
D. Everyone is satisfied. I had a solid rant, his erogenous hearing zone got pleased. Tension gone. Job done.
Tell me what silly antics you are/were up to ?
T"
We take the piss put of each other all the time, being able to feel relaxed and have a laugh is important to me and we have a lot of fun 
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"When we lived apart and didn’t see much of each other, we used to play silly games.
We’ve done a live supermarket sweep for items.
Grab five items in your house and either balance them or wear them but not where they are intended…we have pics of each other with boxers or knickers on our heads
Battle cocks…a version of battleships but with cocks
Having fun together is integral
K
Oh and I want to meet someone who’ll talk filth in their native language "
I remember you telling me about your little games and challenges. Always in awe of your creativity keep that spark going ! X
T |
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"Nipple count...when watching a series that you know there's gonna be some nudity you have to predict the number of nipples.
Loser makes the tea in the morning."
Omg....
What about bulging cocks count |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can you think of something borderline nonsense, but otherwise quite endearing, you engage in with your other half?;)
He begs me to "tell him off" in my native language. Yes, you heard me.
A. Apparently it's a turn on!
B. Who cares what I say if he can understand just few words . Also I get away with saying a lot.
C. He agrees with everything smiling.
D. Everyone is satisfied. I had a solid rant, his erogenous hearing zone got pleased. Tension gone. Job done.
Tell me what silly antics you are/were up to ?
T
We take the piss put of each other all the time, being able to feel relaxed and have a laugh is important to me and we have a lot of fun
Mrs"
I'm all for releasing the daily pressure with uncontrollable laughter |
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"I just think you need to teach me some phrases at the next social....
I got you 
You just tell me how bad do we go down the ladder to words hell. "
This is me..... we're starting at the bottom ha ha
Worst ones first |
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"Nipple count...when watching a series that you know there's gonna be some nudity you have to predict the number of nipples.
Loser makes the tea in the morning.
Omg....
What about bulging cocks count "
Too difficult to adjudicate. Nipples are easy, though you may have to freeze frame now and again on a side boob |
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"Nipple count...when watching a series that you know there's gonna be some nudity you have to predict the number of nipples.
Loser makes the tea in the morning.
Omg....
What about bulging cocks count
Too difficult to adjudicate. Nipples are easy, though you may have to freeze frame now and again on a side boob "
If you ever need a referee to decide what counts, do knock |
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