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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
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No entry signs in car parks
99% of drivers don’t bother about then they ignore the double hatched line as well and if that wasn’t enough they completely ignore the big fucking arrows painted on the road pointing in the opposite direction
And then have the goul to shout abuse cos you happen to be going in the correct direction!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the admin staff at my old place ordered a sign for the lift that said “do not use lift in case of fire”
She was meant to order “in case of fire do not use lift” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…at the side of the road that said “Last eggs before motorway”!
What silly signs have you seen?"
Slow children crossing.
They should bloody well learn to run then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When we were hiking in the Highlands last June, we saw a board outside a pub with this hilarious statement chalked on it:
"Great home cooked food served here on Saturdays and Sundays, but not so great during the week, come and give us a try and see for yourself"
Needless to say, as it was a Wednesday, curiosity got the better of us, so we went in and it was near on full up, and yes, the food was excellent, even on a Wednesday! Just goes to show how something tongue in cheek like that catches your eye, and obviously does wonders for trade! So funny! |
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"When we were hiking in the Highlands last June, we saw a board outside a pub with this hilarious statement chalked on it:
"Great home cooked food served here on Saturdays and Sundays, but not so great during the week, come and give us a try and see for yourself"
Needless to say, as it was a Wednesday, curiosity got the better of us, so we went in and it was near on full up, and yes, the food was excellent, even on a Wednesday! Just goes to show how something tongue in cheek like that catches your eye, and obviously does wonders for trade! So funny!"
Love this! I’ve seen some witty pub chalkboards over the years and it always makes me smile.
Ps never seen your profile before and it made me chuckle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And it opened up my eyes
I think Harlot’s post deserved more credit here, to be honest. I laughed."
I’m used to being both hilarious and widely ignored  |
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"And it opened up my eyes
I think Harlot’s post deserved more credit here, to be honest. I laughed.
I’m used to being both hilarious and widely ignored "
Oh! I only just got this!! Der….
I should have expected a lyric  |
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"On the gents toilet door on our floor ay work s few years ago...
"These facilities are currently out of order. Please use another floor"
Maybe they should have provided a mop 
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I wish you were telling us someone had done just that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you go to Lincoln and stand by the river there is a footpath goes under a bridge and there is a large sign saying Gloryhole. Been called that for centuries apparently |
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