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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance!
Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message!
What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a date together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you!
Have fun and away you go! |
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"This has never worked for me, but always up for it  "
Me too but this may be the thread 
I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes  |
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"This has never worked for me, but always up for it
Me too but this may be the thread
I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes "
just up the road!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello
I’m a 49 yr old bloke from The Wirral Peninsula (also known as the leisure peninsula).
I’m looking to meet an extreme rich divorced or widowed lady that is happy to fund my lavish lifestyle.
My hobbies include mass murder and knitting.
I look forward to hearing from you |
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"This has never worked for me, but always up for it
Me too but this may be the thread
I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes "
Alas, I'm too old for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice!  - let me know...
*Or just a coffee."
Is that because you love to "Monkey around" ? |
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Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required. "
(Starts checking property prices in Leyland) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in.
Me: in the midlands, fickle, underwhelming, come with a northern accent, have a constant eye twitch due to insomnia.
You: already uninterested. "
Utterly uninterested but can you make Morning coffee? |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required. "
bugger, that's me out of the equation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required. "
Bugger, I fit bill perfectly except for being 10 days too old |
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I'll join in, but expect nothing. South Manchester, non-op transwoman who increasingly can be hardly bothered to even put makeup on. I smell nice though. Recently widowed. Looking for ladies whose idea of a good time is compatible with quiet companionship reading books, coffee and cake, foreign netflix with subtitles, and Polly being rubbish at sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol "
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet |
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet "
Are you free on the 16th? |
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.
Bugger, I fit bill perfectly except for being 10 days too old "
10 days is fine - though the East Midlands is quite a trek? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet
Are you free on the 16th? "
I never charge |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
I am in.
Single bi guy, SE London. Own home, car, work bla bla bla…
I’d love to date single openminded woman living active life so we can go swim, run and travel together. If it goes really well maybe even get Husky (cute dog smile).
I can bake a cake for your birthday as well, maybe not only birthday if you fancy it.
I am looking for someone open for a club visits occasionally
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.
(Starts checking property prices in Leyland)"
You don’t have to move to grab a drink |
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet
Are you free on the 16th?
I never charge "
Is that just Mondays? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet
Are you free on the 16th?
I never charge
Is that just Mondays? "
Any of the days |
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required. "
You're deffo not chubby old fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.
(Starts checking property prices in Leyland)
You don’t have to move to grab a drink "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.
Bugger, I fit bill perfectly except for being 10 days too old
10 days is fine - though the East Midlands is quite a trek? X"
I shall sent helicopter to pick you up |
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Gotta be in it to win it
Vegvisir, Paul, 51 in Derbyshire and willing to pay the date victim with cake, coffee and endless diatribe about uninteresting twaddle.
Don’t trip over each other in the stampede |
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Totally in! Terminally single because there’s many, many things wrong with my brain. But I don’t wander off and I’m house trained. Hardly ever deliberately fart in polite company these days but what comes out of my mouth is pure gold.
Moving to Oxford in 6 weeks and could do with a filthy gf with low expectations.
Need I say more?! |
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet "
Oh good, resolutions always fail by February. I’ll see you then with a smile and my best pants |
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By *essyphilMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"I’m in.
Me: in the midlands, fickle, underwhelming, come with a northern accent, have a constant eye twitch due to insomnia.
You: already uninterested.
Just up the road.... and I'll take the Northern accent- may make a couple of jokes depending on how Northern it is! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has never worked for me, but always up for it
Me too but this may be the thread
I'm in Aberdeen, I know, so bloomin' far north! A bit of a goofball but enjoy cuddles, snacks and quite fun sometimes "
Hey, shame ya that far north |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet
Oh good, resolutions always fail by February. I’ll see you then with a smile and my best pants"
I might never have a date again and get to keep my resolution, who knows |
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"Live on the Wirral with my pooches
Work so no need for a sugar daddy
Errrrrr
Low score on the Hare’s checklist (not a psycho)
I’m in for you! Plus I know I’ll get sexy on a first date lol
I’ve made no sex on the first date my New Years resolution, kept it so far but it’s only the 15th January and no dates yet
Oh good, resolutions always fail by February. I’ll see you then with a smile and my best pants
I might never have a date again and get to keep my resolution, who knows "
Which would you prefer?! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for "
I can't understand why that is |
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"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for "
How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist* |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for
How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*"
Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for
How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*
Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body "
Hint of desire to a different kind of work out |
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"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for
How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*
Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body "
I'm not sure about that, but I'll take it. Now, about that date... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for
How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*
Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body
I'm not sure about that, but I'll take it. Now, about that date... "
If you promise not to make me go near the arachnids, I'll meet you at the zoo. We can go and check out the snakes |
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Is the problem being trans, or is the problem being self-admittedly crap at sex? Maybe just being worn out by the whole world. Perhaps best to forget about dating and stick to the gin and chocolate. |
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"Had a second profile on here for a while specifically looking for a regular FWB in/around London for fun, friendship and filth as a stag/vixen dynamic (raised my age filters to a socially acceptable and all! ). Binned it as to quote Bono... I still haven't found what I'm looking for
How did I miss this?!?! *Shakes fist*
Probably too busy working out by the looks of that body
I'm not sure about that, but I'll take it. Now, about that date...
If you promise not to make me go near the arachnids, I'll meet you at the zoo. We can go and check out the snakes "
Name the date, and I'll see you there! |
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.
You're deffo not chubby old fart "
Thanks - but I definitely am. I’ve seen me nekid in the mirror! |
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"Not hade much luck before but ……
I’m Peachy - a chubby old fart who lives in Leyland and who would love a date with an attractive, fun, intelligent chap in reasonable shape - aged around 40 to 55.
Millionaires with six packs accepted but not required.
You're deffo not chubby old fart
Thanks - but I definitely am. I’ve seen me nekid in the mirror! "
Offer me a look. The mirror lies |
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"Love a good date. If anyone wants a visit to London* Zoo - my first date of choice! - let me know...
*Or just a coffee.
A zoo! "
Please may I date all the women who don't want to visit the London Zoo? |
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I’d be open to dating if they’re within 10 mins from my front door, can make me pee myself from laughing and have a face so handsome I’d feel guilty for sitting on it. Also tall and broad.
Or.
Old and wealthy with no relatives and a slippery top step. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in Derby and can provide shit banter, awful jokes, and an awkward disposition.
But if you can get through that, I like to think I'm a decent enough guy, flirty with the right person and will always have my heart on my sleeve with you meaning you'll always get all of me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be open to dating if they’re within 10 mins from my front door, can make me pee myself from laughing and have a face so handsome I’d feel guilty for sitting on it. Also tall and broad.
Or.
Old and wealthy with no relatives and a slippery top step. "
I can do 100+ miles away, roll your eyes at my jokes and an average enough face that you can sit on it when you've had enough if seeing it. Also average height and slightly skinny. What time shall I pick you up? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"I'm in Derby and can provide shit banter, awful jokes, and an awkward disposition.
But if you can get through that, I like to think I'm a decent enough guy, flirty with the right person and will always have my heart on my sleeve with you meaning you'll always get all of me "
If only I was half my age and 100 miles closer |
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By *um-41Man
over a year ago
bradford |
From Bradford
I like snooker and rugby league
I don’t mind a pint or 2 of guinness
Distance doesn’t bother me I’d prefer to find a regular partner as you can see by my username I do like me a cougar
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"I’d be open to dating if they’re within 10 mins from my front door, can make me pee myself from laughing and have a face so handsome I’d feel guilty for sitting on it. Also tall and broad.
Or.
Old and wealthy with no relatives and a slippery top step. "
Sorry, I fitted an extra hand rail on the staircase before I went into hospital last year! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in Derby and can provide shit banter, awful jokes, and an awkward disposition.
But if you can get through that, I like to think I'm a decent enough guy, flirty with the right person and will always have my heart on my sleeve with you meaning you'll always get all of me
If only I was half my age and 100 miles closer "
Well my body feels double its age and I do hear London is nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I won't hold my breath,but here go's
I'm an old bird but still plenty of fire in my belly and other regions, I'm kinds smart,sassy known to make people laugh, I love people
And I'm from County Durham |
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"From Liverpool
Perfect little spoon
Motorboats available on request
Wobbly and curvy, I’d give mr blobby a run for his money
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It's uncanny. I'm seeking a Liverpudlian little spoon, who's also partial to motorboats. But do you like pool? |
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"From Liverpool
Perfect little spoon
Motorboats available on request
Wobbly and curvy, I’d give mr blobby a run for his money
It's uncanny. I'm seeking a Liverpudlian little spoon, who's also partial to motorboats. But do you like pool?"
What a coincidence! I love pool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not young, but not old.
complete and utter psychopath, with severe issues.
however i'm a redhead with big boobs and im descent in the sack.
oh and im in Newcastle.
soooo... yeah.
Px  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From Essex living in Norwich. Just turned 26 and really enjoy giving pleasure more than anything. And as you can see by my pfp, I make a good towel rack |
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"Why not.
Nuneaton. 38 years young in boby but not in mind. Exploring is my thing. Always up for a laugh. Let the fun begin "
Your location reminds me of an old joke:
Where do you find an oral sex virgin?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not.
Nuneaton. 38 years young in boby but not in mind. Exploring is my thing. Always up for a laugh. Let the fun begin
Your location reminds me of an old joke:
Where do you find an oral sex virgin?..."
No idea. Go on. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm out of retirement I'd love a real honest date with someone switched on to all the possibilities.....
NI though, so not likely so easy to find on this thread |
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Would be nice to find someone for occasional non-exclusive friendship including sex, but not limited to sex. I guess FWB? My profile says it all, but most people die of boredom halfway through reading it. Basically I'm trans, no hormones, no ops. Intelligent and I hope halfway interesting. Primarily attracted to women, can enjoy being with couples. Widowed last year, still emotionally confused and yes it will be difficult trying to rebuild my sexual self.
Maybe best suited with someone that has met me before at a social party? At least then they'll have some idea of whether there is a possibility of any type of connection. Message me? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Will it help if I promise to provide cake and cuddles too? Cock is also included
Crikey, anyone for cock cake?! "
One or the other, but not both at the same time, surely not??!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Zoo season ticket holder. So, the boys (and girls who like girls) don't have to miss out on the baby sloth.
(Also: new here and slightly confused by this thread. Dates are what I thought the less publicly pluralistic side of this site was about. Dates with couples are great - fixing your make up after interval drinks, wondering how it's going... Nothing like having his wife there to tell you that yes, he is really quite into you!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on the lookout too, that's why I've split my profile in 2 sections... 1 for a potential partner in crime & the other for playdates.
M/45/Sandwell, West Midlands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on the lookout too, that's why I've split my profile in 2 sections... 1 for a potential partner in crime & the other for playdates.
M/45/Sandwell, West Midlands."
Great profile |
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By *igger2Man
over a year ago
Neston |
I'm relatively new had my first encounter from Fab lasted a year and now I'm looking to explore more either with someone that can show me their ways and help me develop or someone just getting into things so we can learn together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am undateable in a real world so my black stoned cold heart brought me here
Looking for an equally undateable great match."
Black stoned heart ? I don't believe it for a second... |
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