Happy 49th Birthday!
Hope you have a good day and spend lots of time with your new friend Ella and the Birthday Cake flavored Lube!
Just think this time next year you'll be 50 and wearing velcro shoes!
Many happy returns Funky McGrumpNugget
You may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:
Joan of Arc
Ivor Novello
Aristotle Onassis
Edward Teller
Jean Bugatti
Lloyd Bridges
Martin Luther King Jr.
Pete Waterman
James Nesbitt
Claudia Winkleman
Pitbull
One of the Jonas brothers (probably)
Dove Cameron
My dear esteemed Le Northámpton impresario, the doyen of the fab social scene, wishing you the happiest of the anniversary of being induced from your mother's womb. And Håppy Birthdåy too!