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"Not you again….." Nice.. Don't panic, I'll be out there Snow Dogging.. | |||
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"Not you again….. Nice.. Don't panic, I'll be out there Snow Dogging.." Cool story bro…  | |||
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"Fuck me im in the matrix, it’s deja vu " Groundhog Day!! | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? " Follow the green arrow if you dare | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? " Snow/Clowns/Kylie lyrics Think that’s about the size of it  | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? Follow the green arrow if you dare " It's like a silicon valley start up are testing their new AI. | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? Follow the green arrow if you dare It's like a silicon valley start up are testing their new AI. " They need to check the code. | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? Snow/Clowns/Kylie lyrics Think that’s about the size of it "I just needed gerbils and I'd have completed my bingo card. | |||
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"Oh no.. they're coming.. Snow Clowns are heading back our way to crash into our cars, smash up our street furniture and clog up the roads for hours. They've "got to get to work" with disregard of travel warnings." My clown car has square wheels so I'm all sorted. *honk honk* | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? Follow the green arrow if you dare " Seriously - you must follow the Green Arrow and learn about numerous subjects. Go for it.. | |||
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"Any chance of a translation? Follow the green arrow if you dare Seriously - you must follow the Green Arrow and learn about numerous subjects. Go for it.." Nah, cba | |||
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"Snow Clowns arrive with a vengeance. 100 incidents and 53 collisions on 5 hours!! https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-motorists-in-parts-of-country-told-to-only-travel-if-its-essential-as-snow-and-ice-spark-surge-in-accidents-12788471" *honk honk* | |||
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"Snow Clowns arrive with a vengeance. 100 incidents and 53 collisions on 5 hours!! https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-motorists-in-parts-of-country-told-to-only-travel-if-its-essential-as-snow-and-ice-spark-surge-in-accidents-12788471 *honk honk*" He’s got the horn. | |||
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"Snow Clowns arrive with a vengeance. 100 incidents and 53 collisions on 5 hours!! https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-motorists-in-parts-of-country-told-to-only-travel-if-its-essential-as-snow-and-ice-spark-surge-in-accidents-12788471 *honk honk* He’s got the horn." ^^ he always has. Honk honk  | |||
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres " Never say Never.. Its not the tread it's the rubber and an incline.. Spin the barrel.. | |||
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres Never say Never.. Its not the tread it's the rubber and an incline.. Spin the barrel.." I find as long as I drive to the conditions and don't have cheap shoddy tyres... in this country its all good. I think most accidents in snow happen because people fail to adjust their speed and how they drive... I've seen plenty of people driving way too quickly for the conditions... | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. " I thought you were joking, but I see it's genuinely about tyres! Who knew there was so much to say on the subject... | |||
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*Waves hello*
I'm still over here rocking my non winter rubber band style tyres, rear wheel drive car and still not getting stuck in the snow smile
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"So, after posting the last. Heading back to Preston from Manchester, decided to head over Winter Hill to find the Snow Clowns. As luck would have, I found six. Three were trying unsuccessfully to skid and slide up and down a hill. Car at front managed to gain some traction, got a third the way up the hill and, lost traction and slid back down into the car following. After finding a gap and squeezing through we come across more Snow Clowns heading down the hill. First car's slid off the road and nearside wheels stuck in mud with front wing pushed onto a stone wall. Continuing up the steep hill at 35 to maintain traction, up to the top passing all three, carefully round the bend and over the top. Heading down the other side, we find another Snow Clown trying to get up the hill. The many L shaped tracks tell the story of loosing traction and skidding sideways and looks like been there for a while. Not a gitter on the ABS heading down the other side and now sat at a well known dogging location having a coffee. Such fun.. Summer Tyres "Cool story bro.. | |||
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"So, after posting the last. Heading back to Preston from Manchester, decided to head over Winter Hill to find the Snow Clowns. As luck would have, I found six. Three were trying unsuccessfully to skid and slide up and down a hill. Car at front managed to gain some traction, got a third the way up the hill and, lost traction and slid back down into the car following. After finding a gap and squeezing through we come across more Snow Clowns heading down the hill. First car's slid off the road and nearside wheels stuck in mud with front wing pushed onto a stone wall. Continuing up the steep hill at 35 to maintain traction, up to the top passing all three, carefully round the bend and over the top. Heading down the other side, we find another Snow Clown trying to get up the hill. The many L shaped tracks tell the story of loosing traction and skidding sideways and looks like been there for a while. Not a gitter on the ABS heading down the other side and now sat at a well known dogging location having a coffee. Such fun.. Summer Tyres "Why would you CHOOSE to drive over Winter Hill (the highest point in the area and always incredibly dangerous during snowy weather), when you had a perfectly decent route on fully gritted motorways and A roads?? What a ridiculous thing to do. Unless you have business up Winter Hill/Rivington, you shouldn't be driving up there in bad weather, which we are told in this area EVERY YEAR by the Police and Mountains Rescue. Use the M61  | |||
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"So, after posting the last. Heading back to Preston from Manchester, decided to head over Winter Hill to find the Snow Clowns. As luck would have, I found six. Three were trying unsuccessfully to skid and slide up and down a hill. Car at front managed to gain some traction, got a third the way up the hill and, lost traction and slid back down into the car following. After finding a gap and squeezing through we come across more Snow Clowns heading down the hill. First car's slid off the road and nearside wheels stuck in mud with front wing pushed onto a stone wall. Continuing up the steep hill at 35 to maintain traction, up to the top passing all three, carefully round the bend and over the top. Heading down the other side, we find another Snow Clown trying to get up the hill. The many L shaped tracks tell the story of loosing traction and skidding sideways and looks like been there for a while. Not a gitter on the ABS heading down the other side and now sat at a well known dogging location having a coffee. Such fun.. Summer Tyres
Why would you CHOOSE to drive over Winter Hill (the highest point in the area and always incredibly dangerous during snowy weather), when you had a perfectly decent route on fully gritted motorways and A roads?? What a ridiculous thing to do. Unless you have business up Winter Hill/Rivington, you shouldn't be driving up there in bad weather, which we are told in this area EVERY YEAR by the Police and Mountains Rescue.
Use the M61 "He’s going snow dogging with his favourite off road dogging crew. They video all their action with their dash cams and report any inappropriate behaviour to the dogging police. | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. " No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people. | |||
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"So, after posting the last. Heading back to Preston from Manchester, decided to head over Winter Hill to find the Snow Clowns. As luck would have, I found six. Three were trying unsuccessfully to skid and slide up and down a hill. Car at front managed to gain some traction, got a third the way up the hill and, lost traction and slid back down into the car following. After finding a gap and squeezing through we come across more Snow Clowns heading down the hill. First car's slid off the road and nearside wheels stuck in mud with front wing pushed onto a stone wall. Continuing up the steep hill at 35 to maintain traction, up to the top passing all three, carefully round the bend and over the top. Heading down the other side, we find another Snow Clown trying to get up the hill. The many L shaped tracks tell the story of loosing traction and skidding sideways and looks like been there for a while. Not a gitter on the ABS heading down the other side and now sat at a well known dogging location having a coffee. Such fun.. Summer Tyres
Why would you CHOOSE to drive over Winter Hill (the highest point in the area and always incredibly dangerous during snowy weather), when you had a perfectly decent route on fully gritted motorways and A roads?? What a ridiculous thing to do. Unless you have business up Winter Hill/Rivington, you shouldn't be driving up there in bad weather, which we are told in this area EVERY YEAR by the Police and Mountains Rescue.
Use the M61
He’s going snow dogging with his favourite off road dogging crew. They video all their action with their dash cams and report any inappropriate behaviour to the dogging police.
"To be fair, such activities do occur in the area he has mentioned... | |||
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"So, after posting the last. Heading back to Preston from Manchester, decided to head over Winter Hill to find the Snow Clowns. As luck would have, I found six. Three were trying unsuccessfully to skid and slide up and down a hill. Car at front managed to gain some traction, got a third the way up the hill and, lost traction and slid back down into the car following. After finding a gap and squeezing through we come across more Snow Clowns heading down the hill. First car's slid off the road and nearside wheels stuck in mud with front wing pushed onto a stone wall. Continuing up the steep hill at 35 to maintain traction, up to the top passing all three, carefully round the bend and over the top. Heading down the other side, we find another Snow Clown trying to get up the hill. The many L shaped tracks tell the story of loosing traction and skidding sideways and looks like been there for a while. Not a gitter on the ABS heading down the other side and now sat at a well known dogging location having a coffee. Such fun.. Summer Tyres
Why would you CHOOSE to drive over Winter Hill (the highest point in the area and always incredibly dangerous during snowy weather), when you had a perfectly decent route on fully gritted motorways and A roads?? What a ridiculous thing to do. Unless you have business up Winter Hill/Rivington, you shouldn't be driving up there in bad weather, which we are told in this area EVERY YEAR by the Police and Mountains Rescue.
Use the M61
He’s going snow dogging with his favourite off road dogging crew. They video all their action with their dash cams and report any inappropriate behaviour to the dogging police.
To be fair, such activities do occur in the area he has mentioned..."They do. I’ve been there. | |||
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"^^^I hope you had fun, but make sure you put your winter rubbers on " | |||
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"^^^I hope you had fun, but make sure you put your winter rubbers on
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people." snow tyres or lack of make very little difference.. it's peoples inability to drive to the conditions To be fair winter tyres are best in minus 7, most people would benefit from cross climate tyres. Ive seen many using winter tyres as an excuse to go faster than the conditions allow | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people. snow tyres or lack of make very little difference.. it's peoples inability to drive to the conditions To be fair winter tyres are best in minus 7, most people would benefit from cross climate tyres. Ive seen many using winter tyres as an excuse to go faster than the conditions allow" He’s late he’s late for a very important dogging date | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people." What makes you think everyone can afford to keep swapping a whole set of tyres everytime the temperature drops a few degrees? If you drive appropriately to the conditions regular tyres will surfice. Winter tyres are fine if you live in a country that has heavy regular snowfalls and ice. | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people. What makes you think everyone can afford to keep swapping a whole set of tyres everytime the temperature drops a few degrees? If you drive appropriately to the conditions regular tyres will surfice. Winter tyres are fine if you live in a country that has heavy regular snowfalls and ice. " alternatively fit All Terrain General Grabber AT2 Tyres and use them all year round like I do on my Hilux. | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people. What makes you think everyone can afford to keep swapping a whole set of tyres everytime the temperature drops a few degrees? If you drive appropriately to the conditions regular tyres will surfice. Winter tyres are fine if you live in a country that has heavy regular snowfalls and ice. alternatively fit All Terrain General Grabber AT2 Tyres and use them all year round like I do on my Hilux." ^ Drive's a Hilux | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people. What makes you think everyone can afford to keep swapping a whole set of tyres everytime the temperature drops a few degrees? If you drive appropriately to the conditions regular tyres will surfice. Winter tyres are fine if you live in a country that has heavy regular snowfalls and ice. alternatively fit All Terrain General Grabber AT2 Tyres and use them all year round like I do on my Hilux. ^ Drive's a Hilux " Toyota is always the car in Front. and Hilux is the best of the best | |||
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"Ok, I think we get it. You like winter tyres. No, sick of morons without them driving like pricks. Causing accidents, blocking roads and hurting people. What makes you think everyone can afford to keep swapping a whole set of tyres everytime the temperature drops a few degrees? If you drive appropriately to the conditions regular tyres will surfice. Winter tyres are fine if you live in a country that has heavy regular snowfalls and ice. " If you sat down with a calculator and work out over the lifetime of owning the car - the actual "cost" in tyres is exactly the same. From October until March, Winter Tyres, March until October Summer ones. Cross-Climate NOT the bullshit 'All Seasons' sold here are a good idea, my mother has Nokian "All Weather" which are good for all year round with European rated Mountain Snow symbols on them. They are superb and my next set as one tyre set is good all year round. Instead of buying 2 sets over 4 years, buy one set of each 6 months apart in the first year and use these both sets over alternately over the next 4 years. I have two cars, one a diesel with adaptive 4x4 with Nokian WRD4's and an EV that's driven 7000 miles on brand new Goodyear summer tyres. Before the "its a 4x4" comments, I have also driven 3 Mondeo's and a Nissan Note with Winter tyres all without issues, other than clowns tailgating with summer tyres that have crashed into me over the years. Driving both the EV and the 4x4 (set to 2 wheel drive) last week, there is absolutely no comparison. There is more front wheel slip but not spinning on the diesel which is almost none existent while 4x4 is set. Its a light front end and slips on wet roads under harsh acceleration at the best of times. Given the choice, I've used the diesel and switched back to the EV today. Standard tyres become rock solid and compromise braking distances below four degrees even on dry, and much worse on wet or damp roads. They work at any temperature whether fresh snow, packed snow or ice, and melting snow and especially slush, they grip well. It's better to drive on virgin snow than packed. Some of these comments are obviously from those that have never driven on them and make lame comments based on incorrect or prefer to argue with knowing the facts. Yep, Snow Dogging was a success. I've have some good meets over Winter Hill and surrounding areas. As locals will know, the two road between three well known and well used locations, one is steep and often covered in snow road in cold weather and the other is down a deep dip again with a steep incline. I've met four lovely couples over the last two weeks and hope to see again soon. As for driving over Winter Hill, it's because I can. Best snow driving is well practiced snow driving and like many others claim, I can also confidently drive summer tyres on snow but without traction, you're going nowhere no matter how good you drive, so I choose not to. I've seen many cars lose control on bends, Junctions and a few smashed up the last two cold spells. It's your choice at the end of the day, I make my own just as you make your own. | |||
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"Yep, Snow Dogging was a success." *honk honk* | |||
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"It's utterly ridiculous to "make the choice" to drive up a well known dangerous area, in ice and snow, just because you want to lord it over other people with your special tyres. Yes, lots of vehicles get stuck up there, there are lots of accidents. Also the roads are very narrow in places and it's remote so difficult for the emergency services to access. Even if you are Peter Perfect, driving along quite happily on your magic tyres, you cannot control if someone collides with you. Then you require the emergency services, in a difficult to access, remote and icy/snowy location. It's nothing short of selfish to go driving up there in bad weather, unless you have business going up there and need to. The emergency services have enough to do, without retrieving people from "just because they can" adventures. You "just could" climb Ben Nevis in shorts and sandals, but it'd be pretty damned stupid and probably result in you needing assistance. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Use the M61, it's gritted and constantly monitored by traffic cameras AND much easier to get assistance to people if they need it. " Oh.. What about the £20 I charge for a 'pull out'? Should I just leave them stranded? It's ridiculous that these people go out in cars, skid off the road and have accidents- yet me taking a 2 or even a 4 wheel drive more than capable of driving in 10 inches of snow, a shovel, 2 buckets of grit, snowchains, flasks and spare battery is utterly ridiculous? Have you not seen the M61, full of Snow Clowns stuck for hours. Better to stay off the motorway altogether than sit waiting for Highways Agency coffee. Sorry, but I know the limits of the car and have left roads I consider too bad. Remember this night: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/snow-drivers-stuck-on-m6-for-10-1558041 https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/foot-of-snow-leaves-drivers-stranded-1244204 I was heading back from North Wales that night, traffic was building so left M6 at Wigan, drove the A roads to Chorley, the M61 was just as bad, I managed to get off the motorway using the Hard Shoulder and an argument with a policeman. Got onto road to Leigh which was also blocked with stuck cars, turned round and into Horwich and over the top to Bury via Bolton and home to Stockport taking 3 hours. M6 blocked for 10 hours, M61 for blocked 8 hours. When you see how quickly a motorway or major road can becomes congested with cars that cannot move, you'll be glad of B roads and decent tyres. The best thing with a motorway with heavy snow is get off it. Gritting does not work in heavy snow, it overwhelms, especially when trucks jack knife, cars block all 3 lanes and many hours to clear a path for gritters. Grit only works when vehicles are moving otherwise it builds up and cars start sliding and it happens in minutes. The same cars I've driven to the ski resorts of Scotland, Aviemore and Braemar in some very treacherous conditions without any issues. | |||
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"Yep, Snow Dogging was a success. *honk honk*" No.. Bonk Bonk | |||
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"Yep, Snow Dogging was a success. *honk honk* No.. Bonk Bonk" Cool story bro. | |||
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"The M61 has not been impassable or even noticeably affected by snow this year or even this winter. That MEN article is from 2013, FFS. This year, right now, the M61 is a far safer option than fannying around up Rivington, playing at Mountain Rescue. If people need rescuing, then as few extra cars/people in the area as possible will aid them. If the M61 is impassable, then Rivington is positively treacherous and you should be staying the fuck at home, per all travel advice that would be broadcast in such situations. You might think you're invincible with your magic tyres but again, what about others crashing into you, on an icy Scout Rd? If you had absolutely no need to be there in the first place, you're just adding to the burden for the emergency services. I couldn't give a fig about your vehicle or your special tyres. Irrespective of your vehicle, you should choose the safest route when it's bad conditions, not deliberately go driving up a known accident black spot at the highest altitude in the area. That's just plain stupidity." Dear, oh dear.. Isn't the safest route the most passable? Next time it snows, meet me at Horwich and I'll show what those 'special tyres' can really do. There's nothing special, just they're more suitable to the conditions than shitty summer ones. Yes, Jan 2013, a year to remember driving a Mondeo Estate "FFS!" You said motorways were gritted, it's not always the case gritting actually works. I've been on plenty snow covered gritted motorways. Squeezing past stuck Snow Clowns. Yes, the M61 is would be more likely impassable in snow due to the bunch of 'I have to get to work' pillocks with incapable tyres, not because I have no traction. If they stayed home, these roads were be perfectly passable for any car fitted with decent tyres. Therefore, the only 'passable' roads are the ones the muppets aren't on. Tell you what, while we're at it- lets ban: - mountain walking - fell running - skiing & driving to ski resorts - base jumping - rock climbing - caving - paragliding - parachute jumping - mountain biking - water skiing - surfing And any other considered dangerous activity.. TBH - the best dogging nights I've had are snowy evenings as less chance of being disturbed or the moment ruined by fannying around in snow! You know, 2 years ago on the single track that links the A666 to the A575, there was a Ford Fiesta that had skidded into the rock wall. Having approached the car that she could not drive and kept bashing it into the wall. She was very defensive so backed off assuming she was worried that at 1am she was a lone female. I called the police as was concerned for her welfare due to the cold and met them who later phoned back to say she was Drink Driving and well over, and needed a statement from me to prosecute. Another time stopping a lady trying to commit suicide by driving off the slope heading down Sheep something lane loaded with vidka and pain killers. Lashing her car to mine to hold it back everytime she tried to drive over while waiting for police and fire to arrive. That irresponsible too? Magic tyres - nah Special tyres - nah Winter driving tyres - yes Although sometimes they to amaze me, they could be magic. Maybe you should try them.. | |||
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"The M61 has not been impassable or even noticeably affected by snow this year or even this winter. That MEN article is from 2013, FFS. This year, right now, the M61 is a far safer option than fannying around up Rivington, playing at Mountain Rescue. If people need rescuing, then as few extra cars/people in the area as possible will aid them. If the M61 is impassable, then Rivington is positively treacherous and you should be staying the fuck at home, per all travel advice that would be broadcast in such situations. You might think you're invincible with your magic tyres but again, what about others crashing into you, on an icy Scout Rd? If you had absolutely no need to be there in the first place, you're just adding to the burden for the emergency services. I couldn't give a fig about your vehicle or your special tyres. Irrespective of your vehicle, you should choose the safest route when it's bad conditions, not deliberately go driving up a known accident black spot at the highest altitude in the area. That's just plain stupidity. Dear, oh dear.. Isn't the safest route the most passable? Next time it snows, meet me at Horwich and I'll show what those 'special tyres' can really do. There's nothing special, just they're more suitable to the conditions than shitty summer ones. Yes, Jan 2013, a year to remember driving a Mondeo Estate "FFS!" You said motorways were gritted, it's not always the case gritting actually works. I've been on plenty snow covered gritted motorways. Squeezing past stuck Snow Clowns. Yes, the M61 is would be more likely impassable in snow due to the bunch of 'I have to get to work' pillocks with incapable tyres, not because I have no traction. If they stayed home, these roads were be perfectly passable for any car fitted with decent tyres. Therefore, the only 'passable' roads are the ones the muppets aren't on. Tell you what, while we're at it- lets ban: - mountain walking - fell running - skiing & driving to ski resorts - base jumping - rock climbing - caving - paragliding - parachute jumping - mountain biking - water skiing - surfing And any other considered dangerous activity.. TBH - the best dogging nights I've had are snowy evenings as less chance of being disturbed or the moment ruined by fannying around in snow! You know, 2 years ago on the single track that links the A666 to the A575, there was a Ford Fiesta that had skidded into the rock wall. Having approached the car that she could not drive and kept bashing it into the wall. She was very defensive so backed off assuming she was worried that at 1am she was a lone female. I called the police as was concerned for her welfare due to the cold and met them who later phoned back to say she was Drink Driving and well over, and needed a statement from me to prosecute. Another time stopping a lady trying to commit suicide by driving off the slope heading down Sheep something lane loaded with vidka and pain killers. Lashing her car to mine to hold it back everytime she tried to drive over while waiting for police and fire to arrive. That irresponsible too? Magic tyres - nah Special tyres - nah Winter driving tyres - yes Although sometimes they to amaze me, they could be magic. Maybe you should try them.. " Cool story bro. | |||
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"I hope never to see a shiny set of winter tyres caressing the freezing air of Rivington on the local news report, as Peter Perfect's BlowJob-mobile is retrieved from a ditch. And well done for finally admitting why you place yourself and others at risk in bad weather - because you want to get your dick sucked. I hope it doesn't get frostbite "I love it being bitten.. oh yes!! Not sure what I'm admitting to. Next time it snows over that way, I'll live stream for ya. Would you like me to bring a sledge and pick you up on the way? Strange no comments are made on the droves of planks heading to the same area during the daytime to take kids sledging in cars with skidding widdy summer slicks on. Oh, hang on - sledging, another dangerous sport that should be banned. God damned nanny state we live in. | |||
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"I hope never to see a shiny set of winter tyres caressing the freezing air of Rivington on the local news report, as Peter Perfect's BlowJob-mobile is retrieved from a ditch. And well done for finally admitting why you place yourself and others at risk in bad weather - because you want to get your dick sucked. I hope it doesn't get frostbite
I love it being bitten.. oh yes!!
Not sure what I'm admitting to. Next time it snows over that way, I'll live stream for ya.
Would you like me to bring a sledge and pick you up on the way?
Strange no comments are made on the droves of planks heading to the same area during the daytime to take kids sledging in cars with skidding widdy summer slicks on.
Oh, hang on - sledging, another dangerous sport that should be banned.
God damned nanny state we live in."Do you still hang around outside hospitals filming nurses on your dash cam so you can report them to the police? | |||
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"Had 10 prosecuted.. Nurses - Does it matter their profession? Driving with a phone in one hand and steering wheel in the other is illegal and dangerous whatever way you look at it. 6 points and £200 is still not a deterrent and believe a 6 month ban might make people think its a bad idea to use a mobile phone while driving and stop doing it." How did you do that? | |||
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"I hope never to see a shiny set of winter tyres caressing the freezing air of Rivington on the local news report, as Peter Perfect's BlowJob-mobile is retrieved from a ditch. And well done for finally admitting why you place yourself and others at risk in bad weather - because you want to get your dick sucked. I hope it doesn't get frostbite
I love it being bitten.. oh yes!!
Not sure what I'm admitting to. Next time it snows over that way, I'll live stream for ya.
Would you like me to bring a sledge and pick you up on the way?
Strange no comments are made on the droves of planks heading to the same area during the daytime to take kids sledging in cars with skidding widdy summer slicks on.
Oh, hang on - sledging, another dangerous sport that should be banned.
God damned nanny state we live in.
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"Fun, eh?" Disappointing actually - that after so many people have died, the penalties keep increasing that pricks still continue to drive distracted with a phone. | |||
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"The M61 has not been impassable or even noticeably affected by snow this year or even this winter. That MEN article is from 2013, FFS. This year, right now, the M61 is a far safer option than fannying around up Rivington, playing at Mountain Rescue. If people need rescuing, then as few extra cars/people in the area as possible will aid them. If the M61 is impassable, then Rivington is positively treacherous and you should be staying the fuck at home, per all travel advice that would be broadcast in such situations. You might think you're invincible with your magic tyres but again, what about others crashing into you, on an icy Scout Rd? If you had absolutely no need to be there in the first place, you're just adding to the burden for the emergency services. I couldn't give a fig about your vehicle or your special tyres. Irrespective of your vehicle, you should choose the safest route when it's bad conditions, not deliberately go driving up a known accident black spot at the highest altitude in the area. That's just plain stupidity. Dear, oh dear.. Isn't the safest route the most passable? Next time it snows, meet me at Horwich and I'll show what those 'special tyres' can really do. There's nothing special, just they're more suitable to the conditions than shitty summer ones. Yes, Jan 2013, a year to remember driving a Mondeo Estate "FFS!" You said motorways were gritted, it's not always the case gritting actually works. I've been on plenty snow covered gritted motorways. Squeezing past stuck Snow Clowns. Yes, the M61 is would be more likely impassable in snow due to the bunch of 'I have to get to work' pillocks with incapable tyres, not because I have no traction. If they stayed home, these roads were be perfectly passable for any car fitted with decent tyres. Therefore, the only 'passable' roads are the ones the muppets aren't on. Tell you what, while we're at it- lets ban: - mountain walking - fell running - skiing & driving to ski resorts - base jumping - rock climbing - caving - paragliding - parachute jumping - mountain biking - water skiing - surfing And any other considered dangerous activity.. TBH - the best dogging nights I've had are snowy evenings as less chance of being disturbed or the moment ruined by fannying around in snow! You know, 2 years ago on the single track that links the A666 to the A575, there was a Ford Fiesta that had skidded into the rock wall. Having approached the car that she could not drive and kept bashing it into the wall. She was very defensive so backed off assuming she was worried that at 1am she was a lone female. I called the police as was concerned for her welfare due to the cold and met them who later phoned back to say she was Drink Driving and well over, and needed a statement from me to prosecute. Another time stopping a lady trying to commit suicide by driving off the slope heading down Sheep something lane loaded with vidka and pain killers. Lashing her car to mine to hold it back everytime she tried to drive over while waiting for police and fire to arrive. That irresponsible too? Magic tyres - nah Special tyres - nah Winter driving tyres - yes Although sometimes they to amaze me, they could be magic. Maybe you should try them.. Cool story bro. "His stories get better and better | |||
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"The M61 has not been impassable or even noticeably affected by snow this year or even this winter. That MEN article is from 2013, FFS. This year, right now, the M61 is a far safer option than fannying around up Rivington, playing at Mountain Rescue. If people need rescuing, then as few extra cars/people in the area as possible will aid them. If the M61 is impassable, then Rivington is positively treacherous and you should be staying the fuck at home, per all travel advice that would be broadcast in such situations. You might think you're invincible with your magic tyres but again, what about others crashing into you, on an icy Scout Rd? If you had absolutely no need to be there in the first place, you're just adding to the burden for the emergency services. I couldn't give a fig about your vehicle or your special tyres. Irrespective of your vehicle, you should choose the safest route when it's bad conditions, not deliberately go driving up a known accident black spot at the highest altitude in the area. That's just plain stupidity. Dear, oh dear.. Isn't the safest route the most passable? Next time it snows, meet me at Horwich and I'll show what those 'special tyres' can really do. There's nothing special, just they're more suitable to the conditions than shitty summer ones. Yes, Jan 2013, a year to remember driving a Mondeo Estate "FFS!" You said motorways were gritted, it's not always the case gritting actually works. I've been on plenty snow covered gritted motorways. Squeezing past stuck Snow Clowns. Yes, the M61 is would be more likely impassable in snow due to the bunch of 'I have to get to work' pillocks with incapable tyres, not because I have no traction. If they stayed home, these roads were be perfectly passable for any car fitted with decent tyres. Therefore, the only 'passable' roads are the ones the muppets aren't on. Tell you what, while we're at it- lets ban: - mountain walking - fell running - skiing & driving to ski resorts - base jumping - rock climbing - caving - paragliding - parachute jumping - mountain biking - water skiing - surfing And any other considered dangerous activity.. TBH - the best dogging nights I've had are snowy evenings as less chance of being disturbed or the moment ruined by fannying around in snow! You know, 2 years ago on the single track that links the A666 to the A575, there was a Ford Fiesta that had skidded into the rock wall. Having approached the car that she could not drive and kept bashing it into the wall. She was very defensive so backed off assuming she was worried that at 1am she was a lone female. I called the police as was concerned for her welfare due to the cold and met them who later phoned back to say she was Drink Driving and well over, and needed a statement from me to prosecute. Another time stopping a lady trying to commit suicide by driving off the slope heading down Sheep something lane loaded with vidka and pain killers. Lashing her car to mine to hold it back everytime she tried to drive over while waiting for police and fire to arrive. That irresponsible too? Magic tyres - nah Special tyres - nah Winter driving tyres - yes Although sometimes they to amaze me, they could be magic. Maybe you should try them.. Cool story bro.
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"Fun, eh? Disappointing actually - that after so many people have died, the penalties keep increasing that pricks still continue to drive distracted with a phone." The connection between choosing to drive over the most dangerous road in a locality, in snow and ice, with this comment is unclear. Unless you're suggesting you also used a phone? That would obviously increase the danger still further. Although I'd recommend using the M61, I wouldn't recommend using a phone while driving on the M61. Of course, getting one's dick sucked is much more important than the safety aspect of driving on a moorland road, in the dark, in ice and snow (with magic tyres, obviously), so you crack on. Or crack one off. Whichever makes you happy | |||
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"Ad Hominem seems to fit the bill here - a strategy to personally attack/insult somebody to discredit their argument." Don’t worry, e we believe you. | |||
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"Luckily, the snow season has almost gone so you won’t need to be worried on our behalf for much longer. " What about silly season? I think that's in full swing now..... | |||
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"Aye - let's pull put the insults.. Always works when the moral high ground is lost!" With all that dogging, Winter Hill sounds more like the immoral high ground. | |||
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"Aye - let's pull put the insults.. Always works when the moral high ground is lost! With all that dogging, Winter Hill sounds more like the immoral high ground." You're not wrong - I could write a book on what I've seen and done up there over the last 30yrs. | |||
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"Haven’t we done this now? Winter tyres, yada yada?" He's like a tramps coat...always on. | |||
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"Haven’t we done this now? Winter tyres, yada yada? He's like a tramps coat...always on." Aww - I love a good Trolly insult | |||
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"Haven’t we done this now? Winter tyres, yada yada? He's like a tramps coat...always on. Aww - I love a good Trolly insult" As opposed to a basket insult? Or a motorised scooter insult? | |||
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"Haven’t we done this now? Winter tyres, yada yada? He's like a tramps coat...always on. Aww - I love a good Trolly insult As opposed to a basket insult? Or a motorised scooter insult?" Crikey, that was almost.. funny | |||
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"Haven’t we done this now? Winter tyres, yada yada? He's like a tramps coat...always on. Aww - I love a good Trolly insult As opposed to a basket insult? Or a motorised scooter insult? Crikey, that was almost.. funny" Cheers. Much like this thread, almost… interesting  | |||
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"No - the Clowns are a comin' - tyres or no tyres, they're comin'. "Oh, It's terrible, I've been stuck here for hours".. boo hoo! Especially as London, Essex, Kent and most other places South of Birmingham will get snow piled on them. How many are heading to Tan Hill Inn to get their 30 seconds of SKY and BBC fame? "yes those people that think because they stick winter tyres on they should go out anyway. Just stay home unless you have to. Going up hills to see if people are stuck isn't a reason to go out. BTW I've managed 22 years of driving in all weather's without needing rescuing or crashing... including in the snow... but then I only travel when I really have to | |||
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here." Perhaps you shouldn't have been on the road either? | |||
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here." So your accepting no responsibility for being in those conditions in the first place being involved in multiple collision's,it's everyone else's fault? | |||
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here. So your accepting no responsibility for being in those conditions in the first place being involved in multiple collision's,it's everyone else's fault?" yeah that seems a bit odd to me. I've not managed to have one car written off | |||
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here. So your accepting no responsibility for being in those conditions in the first place being involved in multiple collision's,it's everyone else's fault? yeah that seems a bit odd to me. I've not managed to have one car written off " Nor I and we have in excess of a dozen years driving in German, Norwegian and Austrian winters plus decades here both car and various HGVs.. Oh and just under 14 years blue light big red truck in the capital for one of us.. Some people are possibly very unlucky going by the anecdotal incidents of such things they trot out in this and other forum threads.. | |||
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres " lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here. So your accepting no responsibility for being in those conditions in the first place being involved in multiple collision's,it's everyone else's fault? yeah that seems a bit odd to me. I've not managed to have one car written off " Thats because you have already admitted you dont go out in bad weather, this is so comical, great read for entertainment. | |||
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
she obviously doesnt live in Scotland or either that she dont go out in heavy snow and ice
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
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"actually I've driven in some pretty awful weather. I just try not to If I don't have to. And "she" could probably out drive many on here courtesy of a few extra driving courses and experience that I have. It does amuse me when guys still in this day and age think female means idiot behind the wheel. I don't have accidents because I like to give people plenty of space. The dodgier the conditions the more distance I keep. Ideal world I'd never drive when it snows or is icey but not always got that luxury. But when I do I drive to the conditions. | |||
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
she obviously doesnt live in Scotland or either that she dont go out in heavy snow and ice
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
she obviously doesnt live in Scotland or either that she dont go out in heavy snow and ice
What a fantastically sexist comment. Congrats.
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
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" I think quite a lot of men wouldn't want to shell out for extra tyres, just in case it shows. On their bank statement?" They might pay cash
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"I'm not allowed to change my tyres even if I wanted too.. been driving all year around for 22 years now.... managed not to crash in any ice or snow conditions yet...or Any road conditions... and always just made sure I have decent tyres on. With good tread. We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres lmao is this a typical female comment.... We don't get enough bad weather to warrant different tyres
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here. So your accepting no responsibility for being in those conditions in the first place being involved in multiple collision's,it's everyone else's fault?" What a ridiculously stupid comment - that it is my fault over the years that four other pricks, slam into my car where absolutely none of them was in any part - my fault. A hardly think the A580 and Bolton, Stockport town centres should be unsafe places to drive in snow, using common sense. So, now it's ok for everyone else to drive to and from work and the supermarket, but as others who where driving too close and too fast to avoid a collision, somehow that's my fuckin' fault? Tisk!!! Get Real | |||
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"6pm BBC1, SKY AND ITV - they'll be here anytime now. M4 corridor- many are clueless of driving in snow down that way. Hope they packed a blanket, Snickers and slippers as they're in for a long night!! Will the War Sprited locals come to the rescue or The Highways Agency? " *honk honk* | |||
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"Someone put a message on Social Media trying to find a car driven by a Clown had skidded in ice and snow into her garden wall on Jan 26th and drove off. Just sent her a message to tell her "she's the muppet for building a wall there".. Honk Honk!! Suppose there is logic to staying home while Clowns are about, but the same reasons as the Clowns will shout - "I HAVE TO GET TO WORK". So, how many muppets will be out against advice in the South today with skidding simmer slicks expecting to be rescued? Roll on.." *parp parp* | |||
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"Someone put a message on Social Media trying to find a car driven by a Clown had skidded in ice and snow into her garden wall on Jan 26th and drove off. Just sent her a message to tell her "she's the muppet for building a wall there".. Honk Honk!! Suppose there is logic to staying home while Clowns are about, but the same reasons as the Clowns will shout - "I HAVE TO GET TO WORK". So, how many muppets will be out against advice in the South today with skidding simmer slicks expecting to be rescued? Roll on.." I'm going with Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. | |||
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"Hopefully your public transport is more reliable than North Western Trains. It could possibly be 'the wrong type of snow" for rail. Snow Dogging Bolton tonight - I was going to head to Glencoe or Glenshee later but no doubt the M6, M9 and A9 will be blocked by Clowns!!" Start walking now then , be there in no time | |||
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"Hopefully your public transport is more reliable than North Western Trains. It could possibly be 'the wrong type of snow" for rail. Snow Dogging Bolton tonight - I was going to head to Glencoe or Glenshee later but no doubt the M6, M9 and A9 will be blocked by Clowns!!" There's fuck all snow in Bolton. It's just really cold. Watch out for ice and don't let your knob freeze | |||
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"Nobody makes you read it.. I suffer severe Coulrophobia, especially when two Snow Clowns have wrote off two of my cars three times over the years. Don't fear - they'll be here. So your accepting no responsibility for being in those conditions in the first place being involved in multiple collision's,it's everyone else's fault? What a ridiculously stupid comment - that it is my fault over the years that four other pricks, slam into my car where absolutely none of them was in any part - my fault. A hardly think the A580 and Bolton, Stockport town centres should be unsafe places to drive in snow, using common sense. So, now it's ok for everyone else to drive to and from work and the supermarket, but as others who where driving too close and too fast to avoid a collision, somehow that's my fuckin' fault? Tisk!!! Get Real" Funny how you’re the one having all the accidents and yet it’s always everyone else’s fault. Your insurance company must love you. 33 years no claims here. Honk honk. | |||
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"So just for clarity: There's an elite group of snowdoggers, all with winter tyres / 4x4's / who happen to trek out in treacherous weather up an ill advised route. Why do I feel that it may be a sausage fest where gentlemen with a rubber fetish compare treads, widths, profiles and suck each others cocks? I can't see too many ladies being keen to head out in baltic conditions up untreated roads just to suck the cock of an expert driver..." I'd not make the assumption that the drivers of such cars are 'expert' | |||
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"33 no claims - WOW, superstar.. 34 years of NON FAULT claims here also. I can't be responsible for other wankers bad driving!!! " Non fault still go against you. Your a greater risk on the roads Honk honk | |||
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"Great time around Bolton last night too.. My knob certainly wasn't frozen long last night!! Had lovely warm hands around my balls around 23:30 followed by a hot mouth around my cock that swallowed a full load, before I headed home. Same again tonight I think.. Anyone else out? I wouldn't say elite, I've pulled out a few stuck couples who ventured out to play in the snow then managed to get stuck - usually with a nice 'thank-you' for it. Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. " Yes, of course you did. Cool story bro.. | |||
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"Great time around Bolton last night too.. My knob certainly wasn't frozen long last night!! Had lovely warm hands around my balls around 23:30 followed by a hot mouth around my cock that swallowed a full load, before I headed home. Same again tonight I think.. Anyone else out? I wouldn't say elite, I've pulled out a few stuck couples who ventured out to play in the snow then managed to get stuck - usually with a nice 'thank-you' for it. Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. " sorry but think going out dogging is very irresponsible.. it's hardly a required journey and in my mind makes you a snow clown... as no matter what your car,tyres or ability.. It's best to only travel in bad weather if essential... as advised by people like highways England and the met office | |||
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"Great time around Bolton last night too.. My knob certainly wasn't frozen long last night!! Had lovely warm hands around my balls around 23:30 followed by a hot mouth around my cock that swallowed a full load, before I headed home. Same again tonight I think.. Anyone else out? I wouldn't say elite, I've pulled out a few stuck couples who ventured out to play in the snow then managed to get stuck - usually with a nice 'thank-you' for it. Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Yes, of course you did. Cool story bro.. "Needs more dragons and shit | |||
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" ... And leave EVEN MORE space behind the car in front than you usually would as tailgating tossers are the cause if most accidents. " I wonder if anyone at Sydney University has written a thesis on 'The role of masturbation in motoring'? | |||
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"Great time around Bolton last night too.. My knob certainly wasn't frozen long last night!! Had lovely warm hands around my balls around 23:30 followed by a hot mouth around my cock that swallowed a full load, before I headed home. Same again tonight I think.. Anyone else out? I wouldn't say elite, I've pulled out a few stuck couples who ventured out to play in the snow then managed to get stuck - usually with a nice 'thank-you' for it. Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Yes, of course you did. Cool story bro.. "Ha ha. I cant believe you doubt him. Isnt everyone rewarded with a soapy tit wank when they help stranded drivers?? | |||
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" Had manly warm hands around my balls around 23:30 and compared tyre compounds with him at 23:40 " Fixed it | |||
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"Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Only the desperate seem to have the need to venture out in the snow for dogging purposes is my theory! "This from someone that's never tried it? Ah well, I might have told the story of taking photos in the snow with a couple before being penned in by 4x police cars. Such fun that night was. You've not lived. | |||
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"Great time around Bolton last night too.. My knob certainly wasn't frozen long last night!! Had lovely warm hands around my balls around 23:30 followed by a hot mouth around my cock that swallowed a full load, before I headed home. Same again tonight I think.. Anyone else out? I wouldn't say elite, I've pulled out a few stuck couples who ventured out to play in the snow then managed to get stuck - usually with a nice 'thank-you' for it. Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. " Where is this snow in Bolton?! | |||
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"Great time around Bolton last night too.. My knob certainly wasn't frozen long last night!! Had lovely warm hands around my balls around 23:30 followed by a hot mouth around my cock that swallowed a full load, before I headed home. Same again tonight I think.. Anyone else out? I wouldn't say elite, I've pulled out a few stuck couples who ventured out to play in the snow then managed to get stuck - usually with a nice 'thank-you' for it. Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. sorry but think going out dogging is very irresponsible.. it's hardly a required journey and in my mind makes you a snow clown... as no matter what your car,tyres or ability.. It's best to only travel in bad weather if essential... as advised by people like highways England and the met office " Exactly! | |||
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"Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Only the desperate seem to have the need to venture out in the snow for dogging purposes is my theory!
This from someone that's never tried it?
Ah well, I might have told the story of taking photos in the snow with a couple before being penned in by 4x police cars.
Such fun that night was. You've not lived."So...it was snowing, you were dogging with a couple, lots of snow clowns out and about, but GMP have enough resources to send 4 cars to deal with you?? Yeah, ok.... | |||
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"Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Only the desperate seem to have the need to venture out in the snow for dogging purposes is my theory!
This from someone that's never tried it?
Ah well, I might have told the story of taking photos in the snow with a couple before being penned in by 4x police cars.
Such fun that night was. You've not lived.
So...it was snowing, you were dogging with a couple, lots of snow clowns out and about, but GMP have enough resources to send 4 cars to deal with you??
Yeah, ok...."GMP didn't send any resources when my son was assaulted. They certainly didn't send 4 vehicles to a dogging site! | |||
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"Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Only the desperate seem to have the need to venture out in the snow for dogging purposes is my theory!
This from someone that's never tried it?
Ah well, I might have told the story of taking photos in the snow with a couple before being penned in by 4x police cars.
Such fun that night was. You've not lived.
So...it was snowing, you were dogging with a couple, lots of snow clowns out and about, but GMP have enough resources to send 4 cars to deal with you??
Yeah, ok....
GMP didn't send any resources when my son was assaulted. They certainly didn't send 4 vehicles to a dogging site!"...and as the Op stated earlier in the thread, the police use summer slicks in the snow. So how did they get there? (other than the fact that it never actually happened anyway) | |||
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"Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Only the desperate seem to have the need to venture out in the snow for dogging purposes is my theory!
This from someone that's never tried it?
Ah well, I might have told the story of taking photos in the snow with a couple before being penned in by 4x police cars.
Such fun that night was. You've not lived.
So...it was snowing, you were dogging with a couple, lots of snow clowns out and about, but GMP have enough resources to send 4 cars to deal with you??
Yeah, ok....
GMP didn't send any resources when my son was assaulted. They certainly didn't send 4 vehicles to a dogging site!
...and as the Op stated earlier in the thread, the police use summer slicks in the snow. So how did they get there? (other than the fact that it never actually happened anyway)"Your powers of deduction are elementary my dear Watson. | |||
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"Seems over the last 30 years, I've found dogging more successful during Winter months, especially in snow - but no idea why. Only the desperate seem to have the need to venture out in the snow for dogging purposes is my theory!
This from someone that's never tried it?
Ah well, I might have told the story of taking photos in the snow with a couple before being penned in by 4x police cars.
Such fun that night was. You've not lived.
So...it was snowing, you were dogging with a couple, lots of snow clowns out and about, but GMP have enough resources to send 4 cars to deal with you??
Yeah, ok....
GMP didn't send any resources when my son was assaulted. They certainly didn't send 4 vehicles to a dogging site!
...and as the Op stated earlier in the thread, the police use summer slicks in the snow. So how did they get there? (other than the fact that it never actually happened anyway)
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