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would you fuck person above - And how ? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yup, very sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope but would say hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

slow amd hard and for hours , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ditto

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Wouldn't know, as no pics.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes deffo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'd pass, no offence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'd pass, no offence

With my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much as I could... From behind...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as I could... From behind...

No offence but I'd take your car keys lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No ta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah ..not in this lifetime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sideways...... Several times!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah ..not in this lifetime

Still got my strap on poised for action

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes in black and white.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Yes, on top x

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By *hris n TwinkyCouple over a year ago

Swansea

yes, and she seems to lean towards doggy, chris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes, and she seems to lean towards doggy, chris

xx"
most deffinately and anyway they liked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'd pass, no offence

With my strap on

Have to catch me first .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This way ...that way and all ways , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever way she told me to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This way ...that way and all ways , lol

Everyday I could

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

very soft and gentle

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

ermmmmmmm......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ermmmmmmm......

very gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" slow amd hard and for hours , lol

Wow thanks beautiful.. When.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

kinky tied up to the xmas tree . lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" kinky tied up to the xmas tree . lol xx"
yes a rough as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" kinky tied up to the xmas tree . lol xx"

yes game...

and by inserting my penis in ur vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^^erm....yeah....not really my type

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"^^erm....yeah....not really my type"

Not my type, I'm afraid, but my God, you have a lovely body!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"^^erm....yeah....not really my type

Not my type, I'm afraid, but my God, you have a lovely body!

- Amy. x"

yes...and same as my response....with my penis inside the vagina...I dont have a great imagination

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

"yes...and same as my response....with my penis inside the vagina...I dont have a great imagination"

Whoops, I read that as "impregnation"... was about to go all "WHAT THE FUCK?!" on your ass, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

definitely if i ever got the chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes...and same as my response....with my penis inside the vagina...I dont have a great imagination

Whoops, I read that as "impregnation"... was about to go all "WHAT THE FUCK?!" on your ass, lol.

well with my good looks and ur..well... er..lets just leave it eh amy? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes...and same as my response....with my penis inside the vagina...I dont have a great imagination

Whoops, I read that as "impregnation"... was about to go all "WHAT THE FUCK?!" on your ass, lol.

well with my good looks and ur..well... er..lets just leave it eh amy? xxx"

This one is deffo up for my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell yeah and is do it how she wants as IM a gentleman haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell yeah and is do it how she wants as IM a gentleman haha"

Bend over then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell yeah and is do it how she wants as IM a gentleman haha

Bend over then

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for you ok now what haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell yeah and is do it how she wants as IM a gentleman haha

Bend over then

for you ok now what haha

No as he's a dude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well you never know when we will need another single bloke to help with the mrs !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell yeah and is do it how she wants as IM a gentleman haha

Bend over then

for you ok now what haha

Grit your teeth while smiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell yeah and is do it how she wants as IM a gentleman haha

Bend over then

for you ok now what haha

Grit your teeth while smiling

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haha can I return the favour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn a big yes,.anyway he wants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course,, bend her over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course,, bend her over "

Over what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything you want lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get over my car I want you from

Behind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything you want lol "

An APC be good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just to sexycouple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get over my car I want you from

Behind"

Im bending over, bugger this bonnets cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes.

Under a frog duvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get over my car I want you from

Behind

Im bending over, bugger this bonnets cold

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trust me it won't BS cold for long just wait here I come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, nice and slow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not at the mo - his status says got man flu. maybe when his better!! oh reverse cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not at the mo - his status says got man flu. maybe when his better!! oh reverse cowgirl"
how nice lol IM feeling better today and it's a hell yeah from me

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not at the mo - his status says got man flu. maybe when his better!! oh reverse cowgirl how nice lol IM feeling better today and it's a hell yeah from me

it that cause u like the more mature women lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not at the mo - his status says got man flu. maybe when his better!! oh reverse cowgirl how nice lol IM feeling better today and it's a hell yeah from me

it that cause u like the more mature women lol"
I adore mature women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes and several times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry it's a no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry it's a no "
it's a yes from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" kinky tied up to the xmas tree . lol xx"
going too far

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By *neplusserMan over a year ago

Birmingham

No, maybe a high five if you kept youre clothes on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, nice and slow

Got a stiring then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Legs behind her ears and nice and deep, with a hint of teasing by rubbing my cock up and down her clit before going in hard and deep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Legs behind her ears and nice and deep, with a hint of teasing by rubbing my cock up and down her clit before going in hard and deep

yep .............. long slow and sensually with all of my body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and I might just let you tie me to the bed minxie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and I might just let you tie me to the bed minxie

only might????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh could be tempted. With all of my might

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohhhh could be tempted. With all of my might

Oops sorry Minxie was meant for the one above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohhhh could be tempted. With all of my might

Oops sorry Minxie was meant for the one above

phewwwww panic over .......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry Minxie it's a no, like my men lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry Minxie it's a no, like my men lol"

I'd ask first but very tempted !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Without a doubt....teased to the hilt then ravished hard and fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good gosh yes!

Tally ho!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to...

And preferably over the edge of her bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite possibly maybe public fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite possibly maybe public fun"

yes, with a large root vegetable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how nicely he asks me

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By *elsh.30Man over a year ago

newport

Yea all night long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hell yes xxx ride em cowboy xxx

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yep, anyway she likes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After that pic yesterday, wouldn't say no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Legs behind her ears and nice and deep, with a hint of teasing by rubbing my cock up and down her clit before going in hard and deep

Og gosh !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite possibly maybe public fun

yes, with a large root vegetable

Hmm wonder what vegetable that would be

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By *ottsguy44Man over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Mmm yes.. Doggie all the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might be a cock worth licking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo boobs worth licking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe, body looks good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes defo wouldn't say no to this gorgeous lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yep, with a 12 inch strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yep, with a 12 inch strap on

not with those feet

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes, with my foot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another nice body, maybe cover in chocolate spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

slow n sensual x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I like M's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes we would..... We would spoil you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We would to, a champagne hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooo def hard n deep x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steady on slowly first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, dressed as a snowman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes dressed as a ewe baaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My strap on needs more exercise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes dressed as a ewe baaaaaa"

Ooooo you talk dirty! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes dressed as a ewe baaaaaa

Ooooo you talk dirty! Lol"

I would tie you up and use and abuse you!! Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the candidate!

Come on Dave take one for the lads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes dressed as a ewe baaaaaa

Ooooo you talk dirty! Lol

I would tie you up and use and abuse you!! Ha ha ha "

Ooo yes 2 vs 1

Add Luke and M he's fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In your dreams you two lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

So Dave fancy a meet ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes dressed as a ewe baaaaaa

Ooooo you talk dirty! Lol

I would tie you up and use and abuse you!! Ha ha ha "

What make me do the washing up whilst calling me a twat!!! I'm on to you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

I heard you coming you have the grace of a camel!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes slow and deep me on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

Quick put the ball gag in his mouth.... I have the cable ties to hand!!

Face up or face down?

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

Maybe the hubby lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

Quick put the ball gag in his mouth.... I have the cable ties to hand!!

Face up or face down?

Face up so we can see the horror Erm I mean excitement in his eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can fuck me anyway you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

Quick put the ball gag in his mouth.... I have the cable ties to hand!!

Face up or face down?

Face up so we can see the horror Erm I mean excitement in his eyes

Lucy stay away you've got the lurgy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can fuck me anyway you want "

That's more like it

See Dave you wuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can fuck me anyway you want

That's more like it

See Dave you wuss

Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If u say so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely and however she wanted it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely and however she wanted it

Clearly as a 3sum with her fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u say so

Huh? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u say so

Huh? Lol"

Sorry... The message wasn't meant in response to ur comment... The forum had updated a few posts by the time mine went up... Kinda looks confused now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If u say so

Huh? Lol

Sorry... The message wasn't meant in response to ur comment... The forum had updated a few posts by the time mine went up... Kinda looks confused now lol"

Haha people are eager to reply he he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

Quick put the ball gag in his mouth.... I have the cable ties to hand!!

Face up or face down?

Face up so we can see the horror Erm I mean excitement in his eyes

Lucy stay away you've got the lurgy!!

Ok I will go lock myself away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be eager to bend you over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be keen to unzip those trousers a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In your dreams you two lol

Sneaks up behind and grabs him

Quick put the ball gag in his mouth.... I have the cable ties to hand!!

Face up or face down?

Face up so we can see the horror Erm I mean excitement in his eyes

Lucy stay away you've got the lurgy!! :-

Ok I will go lock myself away

Oh come on then and your snot rag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would def love to try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then....."

your place or mine fem?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah I would xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd walk along the M80 to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AWE THATS NICE XX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah I would xx

would you? really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With a bottle of vodka and then leave him sound asleep as I eat his big eats and then tell him he ate them himself, an that he owes me fifty quid as I 8 balled him at pool lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no thanks

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tosh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tosh "

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How could i say no to Minxie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With someone else's cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not got the right set of tools for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, repeatedly, if allowed

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

Cant beat a sexy couple in a jacuzzii mmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would for as long as you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Outside my age range so would have to convince me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a forum account I'd look silly...nice pics though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a forum account I'd look silly...nice pics though

How would you look silly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a forum account I'd look silly...nice pics though

How would you look silly?

Oh its no longer the forum account

hell yes lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a forum account I'd look silly...nice pics though

How would you look silly?

Oh its no longer the forum account

hell yes lol "

I aim to please

Now I hope you like strap ons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell yesssss wolud go down on you till you say stop

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