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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be right back, just gonna grab some popcorn. This thread is gonna be fun

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Says the picture less no bio profile lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

Hey everybody, check out Mr Exciting over here, he's not boring like everyone else on this site!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?"

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Maybe they're busy having sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Oh no you didn't, did I just feel a grenade go off, over to you guys, I'll be watching quietly from the corner, watching the fall out

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort"

I love these forum debuts, they always go well

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort"

Usually the case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

agreed

it takes work not a automatic right to sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be right back, just gonna grab some popcorn. This thread is gonna be fun

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extra butter please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

agreed

it takes work not a automatic right to sex

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’m having fun

Although I suppose I could be considered boring to some.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort"

I think if someone appears to be having a problem we should try and see if there's more going on than first appears.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort"

I've put the effort in. Paid for site supporter and still not even a good feel.

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort

I've put the effort in. Paid for site supporter and still not even a good feel.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No pic means remaining private. But people on this app act as if they are all free sexual beings. Subs, sluts and sexual objects when in fact most are just objects that sit at home wanking to profile pics lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It you really want to see then DM me or are you a profile wanker too lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No pic means remaining private. But people on this app act as if they are all free sexual beings. Subs, sluts and sexual objects when in fact most are just objects that sit at home wanking to profile pics lmfao

Come on mate stop being so judgemental of others, cuz your frustrated, im guessing you came on fab with all these expectations that you'd be knee deep in Clunge on the daily, if i cam give you anything, fab n expectations don't make for great bed fellows.... chill Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, serious question. What were you expecting to happen when you joined the site?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm wanking at yours now. It's a toughy tho Mr. exciting.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

Yup - free

Free to choose

Free to say no

Free to say yes

Free to change mind

Free to leave…

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort

I've put the effort in. Paid for site supporter and still not even a good feel.

It's true, you're legally owed sex if you paid for site supporter

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

Not at all. We like people who make some effort

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By *iromancergirl1Woman over a year ago

bolton

I'm wanking at yours now. It's a toughy tho Mr. exciting. "
I just spat my drink out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Yeah, you boring lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol at least I'm getting some excitement now lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am anything but boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody is sick of his dick pics being ignored

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol at least I'm getting some excitement now lmfao"

What are you actually wanting from this site?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on then, OP.

Explain to us how we should be acting towards you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup - free

Free to choose

Free to say no

Free to say yes

Free to change mind

Free to leave…"

^^^^^

This!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And for the record it's not just about sex bit to even make a convo is like getting blood from a stone maybe my first thread was to harsh lol

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

"Lol at least I'm getting some excitement now lmfao"

Did you get your age wrong?

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Ok...

The problem you have, aside from the entitled attitude, is that men far outnumber women on here.

The ladies on here enjoy sex but are able to pick and choose. It's highly unlikely that any women is going to be interested in someone with no photos and limited text.

Nita

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

First time posting on the forums, that’s the way to do it. This thread is guaranteed to get some traction

Well done Op, this should get to 175

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol at least I'm getting some excitement now lmfao"

Good luck Op, hope this excitement continues for you, and the ladies turn that little inbox yellow for you.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"agreed

it takes work not a automatic right to sex "

Nice rack

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Sorry dude, the whole site is round mine right now!

In all seriousness though, and I’m a single bloke, too; it’s the same as internet dating only much more selective (for good, obvious reason).

Make yourself appeal to others with a decent bio, some nice pictures (they don’t have to include your face), send nice messages, interact with people as though you were standing next to them in a pub, and BE PATIENT!!!! I probably get 3-4 meets a year so this isn’t about turning on the tap.

Search the forums for profile advice, God knows there are endless threads about it.

Good luck

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By *rettyflamingoWoman over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Yawn Yawn !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No one should act in any specific way just convo with like minded people I might as well be on Facebook at this point lololol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fucking irony in OPs choice of name. Talk about boring.

We'll match your energy when you message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Lol at least I'm getting some excitement now lmfao"

Oh, and lose the text speak. Most people on here are grown ups.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sounds fair enough at least someone is down to earth a little lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol texting been around since at least the 80s ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one should act in any specific way just convo with like minded people I might as well be on Facebook at this point lololol

Op to be brutally honest, your displaying that your not like minded.....far from it in fact

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

"Can you specify a particular problem op? Why do you feel everyone's boring?

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that he thought everyone was just going to agree to fuck him, without him having to put in any effort

I've put the effort in. Paid for site supporter and still not even a good feel.

It's true, you're legally owed sex if you paid for site supporter"

Fuck best get my lawyers on the case

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

O.P. What does inverted mean ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"O.P. What does inverted mean ?"

I prefer an outie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"O.P. What does inverted mean ?"

Ops expectations may be slightly inverted

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lol texting been around since at least the 80s ha"

You are such a millenial. Me n gen z do't touch that laughing moji with the weepy eyes ....... ugh so latey datey matey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one should act in any specific way just convo with like minded people I might as well be on Facebook at this point lololol

You need to sell yourself on this site. There's nothing on your profile that tells anybody about you, what you're looking for, who you are.....

Women get literally inundated with messages from blank profiles like yours daily.....and we're talking hundreds of messages some days. If you want to get replies and chat and meet then you need to stand out from the crowd. But in a good way.....not with a forum post like this.

I know you haven't asked for advice on your profile, but there's literally nothing on there that would make anybody think "yeah, he seems alright, I'll talk to him". Start by writing a decent bio, and post a profile pic - you don't have to show your face if you're worried about privacy, most people on here don't anyway

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"O.P. What does inverted mean ?

Ops expectations may be slightly inverted "

I thought it was a bear from Scotland

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By *ed MartinMan over a year ago

Shefford

According to his status, we’re all upside-down too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Who’s pissed on your chips this evening

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No one should act in any specific way just convo with like minded people I might as well be on Facebook at this point lololol

You need to sell yourself on this site. There's nothing on your profile that tells anybody about you, what you're looking for, who you are.....

Shhhhhhhh he's taking the piss .....honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"According to his status, we’re all upside-down too."

M8 ....... I said that already

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oops "

Spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"O.P. What does inverted mean ?

Ops expectations may be slightly inverted

I thought it was a bear from Scotland"

See granny thats where you getting it wrong....its a skunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Which advert promised you that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Great advice thank you

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By *onnyJohnMan over a year ago

Doncaster

This is going well

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Great advice thank you "

Will be interested to see if you actually take it on board and amend your profile and expectations.

Nita

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im going for a bath and watching the apprentice.

I like the bit where they get fired.

The rest is boring like fabbers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try going to clubs and socials

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Great advice thank you "

And if all else fails..

20 dick pics and pray for the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'm quite a fun and lively person actually.

Why do you think I'm boring?

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Great advice thank you

And if all else fails..

20 dick pics and pray for the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP… as others have said above, get yourself to local socials and off to clubs. Don’t hold expectations just be yourself and enjoy the setting, people are only attracted to those they are attracted to and being a single male here is trying at best, just use this 95% for those I have met elsewhere and the occasional meet here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Yep, we're all inverted, just like maverick in top gun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To correct the spelling is too difficult for me I'm sure you clever people will figure it out

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By *un to be had99Couple over a year ago

Here, there, and eveywhere

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

If you're looking for good vibes only, click on the tab at the top of the page that says 16% off. It takes you to a popular site for buying sex toys which sell really good vibes.

Thank me later ??

Jono

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others "

good advice

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You only get out what you are prepared to put in

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By *urbo TedMan over a year ago

Stansted

Popcorn, popcorn, get your popcorn here before the show ends.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Try going to clubs and socials

I don't want to. you go

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering. "

Watched the Apprentice ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You only get out what you are prepared to put in"

I put some water in and then meself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you trying to get it to 175 on your own, Granny Crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice "

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Don't learn from it that it's the best route to call people boring or whatever for getting replies..

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"
boring is a person not the site, why are you bored?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP"

And sky remotes

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

"Are you trying to get it to 175 on your own, Granny Crumpet?

We could just all add a non related message to fill it.

Happy kiss a ginger day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP

And sky remotes

Facking right

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you trying to get it to 175 on your own, Granny Crumpet?

Noooo everyone is doing their bit ..... Especially Mr. Exciting.

He looks like me but he's not.

I'm going for a bath when I stop typing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP

And sky remotes

Facking right

Don’t leave out the Lynx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"agreed

it takes work not a automatic right to sex

Nice rack"

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP

And sky remotes

Facking right

Gotta play the hand your dealt

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By *ilks xXxWoman over a year ago

East Mids

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

Ohhh dear ! …..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP

And sky remotes

Facking right

Don’t leave out the Lynx "

Both essential for this lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's boring to some may be the life and Soul of the party to others , never judge, everyone here is just being themselves , if they're interested they're interested..if they're not .. they're not .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U OK HUN?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"U OK HUN?"

It's his monthlies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I fucking love you boring cunts ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look, you think it's boring? That's easily resolved, start a thread on one of these and watch your inbox fill up:

Andrew Tate

Married and on here alone

Professional people

And finally, jam or cream first on the scone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this thread definitely generated a response most convo I've had on the site thank you Faber's and thanks for the advice

Op check out some profiles of males on the forums, there are brilliant examples of well worked profiles, this is your window to sell yourself to others

good advice

Yeah it's all about the angles, OP

And sky remotes

Facking right

Don’t leave out the Lynx

Both essential for this lifestyle. "

Don't leave home without them, no meet would be the same, without the tools of the trade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?"

After the fucking, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd say jam but....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes"

Is it worth a watch?

The Apprentice, I mean, not you fucking someone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Look, you think it's boring? That's easily resolved, start a thread on one of these and watch your inbox fill up:

Andrew Tate

Married and on here alone

Professional people

And finally, jam or cream first on the scone.

Yes this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes"

You mean you had fun, wait what, fun on fab, am I on the wrong thread fml I'm confused now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

We are incredibly boring, to be fair. I'd recommend paint drying as a more interesting alternative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are incredibly boring, to be fair. I'd recommend paint drying as a more interesting alternative

But who would you paint??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

20 dick pics from different angles, a sky remote and a can of lynx and you can't go far wrong.

And remember OP.. never message a woman straight out and offer to give her one. Always tell her two.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"We are incredibly boring, to be fair. I'd recommend paint drying as a more interesting alternative

But who would you paint??

Probably someone boring. Rex Holes would probably do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks mate will be sure to remember this

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Thanks mate will be sure to remember this

If you choose reply and quote we know who you're responding to.

Nita

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Good Lord ! How to make friends and influence people . Go you !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks mate will be sure to remember this

If you choose reply and quote we know who you're responding to.

Nita"
why thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes

Is it worth a watch?

The Apprentice, I mean, not you fucking someone

Absolutely..same usual bunch of numpties like every other year

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks mate will be sure to remember this

If you choose reply and quote we know who you're responding to.

Nita"
I guess I'm just a fab rookie I'll get there in the end

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

I am absolutely boring and fine with that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Leave me outa this.

Winston

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" Look, you think it's boring? That's easily resolved, start a thread on one of these and watch your inbox fill up:

Andrew Tate

Married and on here alone

Professional people

And finally, jam or cream first on the scone.

"
You forgot the ever returning.... Is Granny Crumpet a Man ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am absolutely boring and fine with that!

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Look, you think it's boring? That's easily resolved, start a thread on one of these and watch your inbox fill up:

Andrew Tate

Married and on here alone

Professional people

And finally, jam or cream first on the scone.

You forgot the ever returning.... Is Granny Crumpet a Man ?"

I've still got that screenshot of your most intimate pic yet..."Your Eye". Still can't figure it out to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Leave me outa this.

Winston "

Fuck sorry Winston, didn't mean to break your anonymity, quick hide your profile pic become a silhouette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It you really want to see then DM me or are you a profile wanker too lol lol"

I'm afriad that your target audience aren't going to do that, especially when there are thousands of other men on the site who can be bothered to put more that half a dozen words together and post pictures on their profiles.

Men outnumber women by about 100 to one. Maybe even higher.

Effort in = rewards out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It you really want to see then DM me or are you a profile wanker too lol lol

Men outnumber women by about 100 to one. Maybe even higher.

Effort in = rewards out.

"
yes I get it now thank you all for your advice and sorry to whom I offended

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Sorry OP we are too busy fucking everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Leave me outa this.

Winston

Fuck sorry Winston, didn't mean to break your anonymity, quick hide your profile pic become a silhouette "

Good plan.

I'll get right on it, soon as I've finished with all this fanny I'm bangin'

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Leave me outa this.

Winston

Fuck sorry Winston, didn't mean to break your anonymity, quick hide your profile pic become a silhouette

Good plan.

I'll get right on it, soon as I've finished with all this fanny I'm bangin'

Winston "

Gotta be a site supporter if your banging fan, Winston your my new hero

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m knee deep in minge OP. Been rather busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did you come to this conclusion after only 8 weeks of being on here OP? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m knee deep in minge OP. Been rather busy

Sell.us mere mortals of males the secret _ittlebird

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m knee deep in minge OP. Been rather busy

Sell.us mere mortals of males the secret _ittlebird

It’s the smile…

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Good vibes only"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve had more sex in the last few weeks than the last 6 months. Dunno what you’re doing wrong then OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m knee deep in minge OP. Been rather busy

Sell.us mere mortals of males the secret _ittlebird

It’s the smile…

What about the shoplifting you didn't say that this morning

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m knee deep in minge OP. Been rather busy

Sell.us mere mortals of males the secret _ittlebird

It’s the smile…

What about the shoplifting you didn't say that this morning

Shush…. I got all that Lindt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be right back, just gonna grab some popcorn. This thread is gonna be fun

Dude, still got some popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????

Maybe they're busy having sex "

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes

Is it worth a watch?

The Apprentice, I mean, not you fucking someone

I know what I'd rather watch

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes

You mean you had fun, wait what, fun on fab, am I on the wrong thread fml I'm confused now "

Yes, I know, it's miraculous... And it was with a single man, so there's hope for you all yet.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Any popcorn left?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It you really want to see then DM me or are you a profile wanker too lol lol

Men outnumber women by about 100 to one. Maybe even higher.

Effort in = rewards out.

yes I get it now thank you all for your advice and sorry to whom I offended

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

I’m not bored.

I’ve shaved a lovely fanny, and fucked it after.

Must just be you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes

You mean you had fun, wait what, fun on fab, am I on the wrong thread fml I'm confused now

Yes, I know, it's miraculous... And it was with a single man, so there's hope for you all yet. "

Fuck me miracles do happen faith has been restored

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I get the feeling Mrbig isn't having much luck on here

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By *piderBunnyCouple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Lol texting been around since at least the 80s ha"

1992 was when the first text was sent.

You're welcome

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol texting been around since at least the 80s ha

1992 was when the first text was sent.

You're welcome

Posh

And it was…’Merry Christmas’

You’re welcome too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes

Is it worth a watch?

The Apprentice, I mean, not you fucking someone

I know what I'd rather watch"

I mean - I thought it might get a little weird if I invited myself round to watch. Sat in my leggings with a bar of Dairy Milk…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

I am! In my comfies being fat, horrible and bloated watching classic Eastenders thinking of the next snack

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I fucking love you boring cunts ha

I can't imagine why you're finding it difficult to get a conversation going here.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Awww bless another one shot down in the street

R.I.P male ego.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fucking irony in OPs choice of name. Talk about boring.

We'll match your energy when you message."

Has op messaged you yet?

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Ah...the old "let's see how many people fall for my wind-up" post!

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I did that on Tuesday, still recovering.

Watched the Apprentice ?

After the fucking, yes

Is it worth a watch?

The Apprentice, I mean, not you fucking someone

I know what I'd rather watch

I mean - I thought it might get a little weird if I invited myself round to watch. Sat in my leggings with a bar of Dairy Milk…"

You had me at dairy milk...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coz I've no personality OP and I'm the fab version of the walking dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanking*

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

We are all fucking and having fun.

It's just you that isn't.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

What's up OP?

It takes time and effort for single men to get established and to have invested the right efforts to get swinging and the site to work effectively for them. Check out the many posts from struggling single men, if it's the lack of results that's driven your post. Otherwise, get to know more people and possibly have patience, as well as make some realistic expectations.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am boring but oddly enough some here like my kind of boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am boring but oddly enough some here like my kind of boring

If your what boring looks like, then boring is good by me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets all agree to a sex party that they will host and finance... x

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

As we say in Scotland stop being a greetin faced shite - this is a sweeping statement and a half over 30 thousand people on here but we’re all boring as fuck…yawn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am boring but oddly enough some here like my kind of boring

If your what boring looks like, then boring is good by me

Why thank you kind sir

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Because they have nothing better to be doing or do they. Explore the site you can see many are less than and really getting out there and making good use of the site and time available to them....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am boring but oddly enough some here like my kind of boring

If your what boring looks like, then boring is good by me

Why thank you kind sir

Saying it as I see it

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Why is everyone boring on this site thought it was fucking fucking and having fun?????"

I get the most fun out of being boring!

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

It's more than possible to be fucking boring or a boring fuck..

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Boring and proud

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"It's more than possible to be fucking boring or a boring fuck.."

I pride myself on both, it's how I make them fall in love with me effortlessly.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why, why, why, Deliha.....

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