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My cats a twat….. no wait hang on I ain’t got cat

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My dogs a knob

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Have you considered getting a cat to keep the dog in line?

LvM

By *rolicUsCouple over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

If you had a cat it would most certainly also be a twat. And a superior being deigning to rule over you.

You need a cat. That’s it.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What have they done

It's usually the owners fault

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Cats are conniving.

Dogs are just dicks who act before they think.

If there's food involved your dog will become a ninja.