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"I just came back from someone's house to quote for a job I have since refused. Horrible, grotty, disgusting man. Racist, bigoted, sexist, a total creep. Kept banging on about having a "smelly dirty P@k! as a PM" and going on about how women need to be kept in line and various other things that just made me think "urgh". Anyway, before I left I emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into his dishwasher and the other half into the drum of his washing machine. " Who cares? You get my full approval for this one! | |||
"Not a bad person, just an asshole. "True dat | |||
"I am also the guy who likes to put loads of glitter inside birthday cards … " I was with you until this part. Nope. Turns out you’re an actual monster. | |||
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"I am a mischief maker. I just came back from someone's house to quote for a job I have since refused. Horrible, grotty, disgusting man. Racist, bigoted, sexist, a total creep. Kept banging on about having a "smelly dirty P@k! as a PM" and going on about how women need to be kept in line and various other things that just made me think "urgh". Anyway, before I left I emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into his dishwasher and the other half into the drum of his washing machine. Now I feel guilty. Ish. I also, just before New Year, went to a drive through. I rarely get fast food, I dont like it but I was hungry. The queue was fucking HUGE, and getting bigger. What I wanted to order they didnt have, and I dont know the menu by heart and they dont have a full menu up at the order point. So I took a little longer asking a couple of questions. The woman behind me in her white rangerover beeped her horn, gestured the "wanker" sign at me and mouthed "fucking hurry up" and was waving her arms and generally being a twat. So I panicked and ordered something I didnt want. But driving to the payment window I started to get annoyed. So when I paid for my order, I said I would pay for her order too. Drove to the collection window and she pipped her horn, waved, mouthed "thank you!". Told the guy at the window I was collecting both orders, took my order and hers, and drove off. Also... When I am in a hotel I like stealing peoples "Do not disturb" signs from the door handles. I am also the guy who likes to put loads of glitter inside birthday cards, christmas cards, letters to the bank... Also when I get junk mail from companies that include return envelopes for application forms or claim forms or whatever, they get cat food pouches, takeaway menus, bags from charity clothing collections that are always getting left, and whatever other rubbish I have knocking around. Am I a bad person? " Legend | |||
"A few years ago I also was giving a mate a hand putting up a ceiling in his kitchen. I threw a smoke alarm with a fresh battery in it into the void between the plasterboard and joists of the room above (bathroom with a tiled floor). A couple of years later, ceiling finished and plastered... The battery started to go flat. "PIP"..."PIP"..."PIP"... Then the battery went very flat. "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!" Smoke alarm batteries take a surprisingly long time to die. " Who needs enemies... | |||
"A few years ago I also was giving a mate a hand putting up a ceiling in his kitchen. I threw a smoke alarm with a fresh battery in it into the void between the plasterboard and joists of the room above (bathroom with a tiled floor). A couple of years later, ceiling finished and plastered... The battery started to go flat. "PIP"..."PIP"..."PIP"... Then the battery went very flat. "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!" Smoke alarm batteries take a surprisingly long time to die. " lol hey thats a very annoying sound  | |||
"A few years ago I also was giving a mate a hand putting up a ceiling in his kitchen. I threw a smoke alarm with a fresh battery in it into the void between the plasterboard and joists of the room above (bathroom with a tiled floor). A couple of years later, ceiling finished and plastered... The battery started to go flat. "PIP"..."PIP"..."PIP"... Then the battery went very flat. "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!" Smoke alarm batteries take a surprisingly long time to die. " (He deserved it because he borrowed my car to do a tip run and put old gloss paint pots in the boot and they fell over and the lids came off. He tried to clean it but just ended up more evenly distributing the paint in the boot. I told him he replaces the boot liner, or I will get him back with something evil. He didnt replace the boot liner and didnt really seem to care) | |||
"I don't know whether to be in awe of your imagination and execution of mischief, or to tell you that you need to let go of the simmering rage and get out more! "Maybe if a nice lady or couple would meet me and keep me out of trouble... | |||
"I am a mischief maker. I just came back from someone's house to quote for a job I have since refused. Horrible, grotty, disgusting man. Racist, bigoted, sexist, a total creep. Kept banging on about having a "smelly dirty P@k! as a PM" and going on about how women need to be kept in line and various other things that just made me think "urgh". Anyway, before I left I emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into his dishwasher and the other half into the drum of his washing machine. Now I feel guilty. Ish. I also, just before New Year, went to a drive through. I rarely get fast food, I dont like it but I was hungry. The queue was fucking HUGE, and getting bigger. What I wanted to order they didnt have, and I dont know the menu by heart and they dont have a full menu up at the order point. So I took a little longer asking a couple of questions. The woman behind me in her white rangerover beeped her horn, gestured the "wanker" sign at me and mouthed "fucking hurry up" and was waving her arms and generally being a twat. So I panicked and ordered something I didnt want. But driving to the payment window I started to get annoyed. So when I paid for my order, I said I would pay for her order too. Drove to the collection window and she pipped her horn, waved, mouthed "thank you!". Told the guy at the window I was collecting both orders, took my order and hers, and drove off. Also... When I am in a hotel I like stealing peoples "Do not disturb" signs from the door handles. I am also the guy who likes to put loads of glitter inside birthday cards, christmas cards, letters to the bank... Also when I get junk mail from companies that include return envelopes for application forms or claim forms or whatever, they get cat food pouches, takeaway menus, bags from charity clothing collections that are always getting left, and whatever other rubbish I have knocking around. Am I a bad person? " I've never heard of the washing up liquid thing, but the drive thru story has been floating around on the Internet for years, so I think maybe that happened in your head! | |||
"I am a mischief maker. I just came back from someone's house to quote for a job I have since refused. Horrible, grotty, disgusting man. Racist, bigoted, sexist, a total creep. Kept banging on about having a "smelly dirty P@k! as a PM" and going on about how women need to be kept in line and various other things that just made me think "urgh". Anyway, before I left I emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into his dishwasher and the other half into the drum of his washing machine. Now I feel guilty. Ish. I also, just before New Year, went to a drive through. I rarely get fast food, I dont like it but I was hungry. The queue was fucking HUGE, and getting bigger. What I wanted to order they didnt have, and I dont know the menu by heart and they dont have a full menu up at the order point. So I took a little longer asking a couple of questions. The woman behind me in her white rangerover beeped her horn, gestured the "wanker" sign at me and mouthed "fucking hurry up" and was waving her arms and generally being a twat. So I panicked and ordered something I didnt want. But driving to the payment window I started to get annoyed. So when I paid for my order, I said I would pay for her order too. Drove to the collection window and she pipped her horn, waved, mouthed "thank you!". Told the guy at the window I was collecting both orders, took my order and hers, and drove off. Also... When I am in a hotel I like stealing peoples "Do not disturb" signs from the door handles. I am also the guy who likes to put loads of glitter inside birthday cards, christmas cards, letters to the bank... Also when I get junk mail from companies that include return envelopes for application forms or claim forms or whatever, they get cat food pouches, takeaway menus, bags from charity clothing collections that are always getting left, and whatever other rubbish I have knocking around. Am I a bad person? I've never heard of the washing up liquid thing, but the drive thru story has been floating around on the Internet for years, so I think maybe that happened in your head!" I am quite sure every wind up ever done has happened before. Washing up liquid in the washing machine. Go try it. Its lots of fun. | |||
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"Great story bro " Which one?  | |||
"I don't know whether to be in awe of your imagination and execution of mischief, or to tell you that you need to let go of the simmering rage and get out more!
Maybe if a nice lady or couple would meet me and keep me out of trouble..."You may find this more of a challenge after this thread my dude. We'd be too worried that you would hide fish in the lining of the curtains or pour Baileys down the sink (blocks it apparently - it's all over the news)! | |||
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"Bad doesn't come to mind... Passive aggressive Cowardly Destructive Uncaring Judgemental Self Righteous Virtue Signalling Moral guardian of others morals... Or maybe a fantasist out to make forum fun.. either way you didn't lessen the 'awful man's' ideas ..... you spread them here. So maybe you are just bad. " Wow. you are fun. You can come to my birthday party. | |||
"I don't know whether to be in awe of your imagination and execution of mischief, or to tell you that you need to let go of the simmering rage and get out more!
Maybe if a nice lady or couple would meet me and keep me out of trouble...
You may find this more of a challenge after this thread my dude. We'd be too worried that you would hide fish in the lining of the curtains or pour Baileys down the sink (blocks it apparently - it's all over the news)! "Bailey's down the sink..?? | |||
"Bad doesn't come to mind... Passive aggressive Cowardly Destructive Uncaring Judgemental Self Righteous Virtue Signalling Moral guardian of others morals... Or maybe a fantasist out to make forum fun.. either way you didn't lessen the 'awful man's' ideas ..... you spread them here. So maybe you are just bad. Wow. you are fun. You can come to my birthday party. " As if. I'll stick with the adults laughing boy | |||
"I am a mischief maker. I just came back from someone's house to quote for a job I have since refused. Horrible, grotty, disgusting man. Racist, bigoted, sexist, a total creep. Kept banging on about having a "smelly dirty P@k! as a PM" and going on about how women need to be kept in line and various other things that just made me think "urgh". Anyway, before I left I emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into his dishwasher and the other half into the drum of his washing machine. Now I feel guilty. Ish. I also, just before New Year, went to a drive through. I rarely get fast food, I dont like it but I was hungry. The queue was fucking HUGE, and getting bigger. What I wanted to order they didnt have, and I dont know the menu by heart and they dont have a full menu up at the order point. So I took a little longer asking a couple of questions. The woman behind me in her white rangerover beeped her horn, gestured the "wanker" sign at me and mouthed "fucking hurry up" and was waving her arms and generally being a twat. So I panicked and ordered something I didnt want. But driving to the payment window I started to get annoyed. So when I paid for my order, I said I would pay for her order too. Drove to the collection window and she pipped her horn, waved, mouthed "thank you!". Told the guy at the window I was collecting both orders, took my order and hers, and drove off. Also... When I am in a hotel I like stealing peoples "Do not disturb" signs from the door handles. I am also the guy who likes to put loads of glitter inside birthday cards, christmas cards, letters to the bank... Also when I get junk mail from companies that include return envelopes for application forms or claim forms or whatever, they get cat food pouches, takeaway menus, bags from charity clothing collections that are always getting left, and whatever other rubbish I have knocking around. Am I a bad person? " You are my kind of person. I have done the same or similar things my self | |||
"Bad doesn't come to mind... Passive aggressive Cowardly Destructive Uncaring Judgemental Self Righteous Virtue Signalling Moral guardian of others morals... Or maybe a fantasist out to make forum fun.. either way you didn't lessen the 'awful man's' ideas ..... you spread them here. So maybe you are just bad. Wow. you are fun. You can come to my birthday party. As if. I'll stick with the adults laughing boy" Probably for the best, mate. | |||
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"Bad doesn't come to mind... Passive aggressive Cowardly Destructive Uncaring Judgemental Self Righteous Virtue Signalling Moral guardian of others morals... Or maybe a fantasist out to make forum fun.. either way you didn't lessen the 'awful man's' ideas ..... you spread them here. So maybe you are just bad. Wow. you are fun. You can come to my birthday party. As if. I'll stick with the adults laughing boy Probably for the best, mate. " You're right buddy. | |||
"I am a mischief maker. I just came back from someone's house to quote for a job I have since refused. Horrible, grotty, disgusting man. Racist, bigoted, sexist, a total creep. Kept banging on about having a "smelly dirty P@k! as a PM" and going on about how women need to be kept in line and various other things that just made me think "urgh". Anyway, before I left I emptied half a bottle of fairy liquid into his dishwasher and the other half into the drum of his washing machine. Now I feel guilty. Ish. I also, just before New Year, went to a drive through. I rarely get fast food, I dont like it but I was hungry. The queue was fucking HUGE, and getting bigger. What I wanted to order they didnt have, and I dont know the menu by heart and they dont have a full menu up at the order point. So I took a little longer asking a couple of questions. The woman behind me in her white rangerover beeped her horn, gestured the "wanker" sign at me and mouthed "fucking hurry up" and was waving her arms and generally being a twat. So I panicked and ordered something I didnt want. But driving to the payment window I started to get annoyed. So when I paid for my order, I said I would pay for her order too. Drove to the collection window and she pipped her horn, waved, mouthed "thank you!". Told the guy at the window I was collecting both orders, took my order and hers, and drove off. Also... When I am in a hotel I like stealing peoples "Do not disturb" signs from the door handles. I am also the guy who likes to put loads of glitter inside birthday cards, christmas cards, letters to the bank... Also when I get junk mail from companies that include return envelopes for application forms or claim forms or whatever, they get cat food pouches, takeaway menus, bags from charity clothing collections that are always getting left, and whatever other rubbish I have knocking around. Am I a bad person? " Yes you are | |||
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"Where was the awful, disgusting man while you were emptying washing up liquid into his dishwasher and washing machine?
"He was in his living room ranting about whatever he was ranting about at the time. | |||
"Where was the awful, disgusting man while you were emptying washing up liquid into his dishwasher and washing machine?
He was in his living room ranting about whatever he was ranting about at the time. "I see. You're not too concerned about your reputation as a professional or tradesman then? | |||
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"Where was the awful, disgusting man while you were emptying washing up liquid into his dishwasher and washing machine?
He was in his living room ranting about whatever he was ranting about at the time.
I see.
You're not too concerned about your reputation as a professional or tradesman then?
"Not in the least bit, no. | |||
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"You’re doing gods work. I once binned every single beach towel that people had put on the sun beds overnight. I still to this day feel no remorse." Love this  | |||
"I don't know whether to be in awe of your imagination and execution of mischief, or to tell you that you need to let go of the simmering rage and get out more!
Maybe if a nice lady or couple would meet me and keep me out of trouble...
You may find this more of a challenge after this thread my dude. We'd be too worried that you would hide fish in the lining of the curtains or pour Baileys down the sink (blocks it apparently - it's all over the news)! "Also makes your cock fall off | |||
