"Can I ask u something
This really really annoys me. Just ask the bloody question!!"
You see this is something I can't get my head around.
Over the years we have received dozens of these messages from many different guy's.
What puzzles me is this: these are random guy's with no connection to each other yet they all seem to ask the same thing/s how??
Is there some secret website or chatroom where they all discuss what random message can we all send to everyone just to piss people off???
It can't be a coincidence can it.
I'd never heard of this and certainly wouldn't have thought of messaging someone to ask them
"Can I ask you a question"
Or a slight variation of.
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"I’ve never read one  why not? 
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut  "
Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones  |
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"I’ve never read one why not?
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut
Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones "
You have to say romance is not dead on fab |
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"I’ve never read one why not?
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut "
Sometimes I'd rather get these than, "hi"
You know it's a time for a fab break when, "hi" gets your back up   |
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For full disclosure, I've never sent a "Can I ask you something" first message, but I guess it's the typed equivalent of when we say "How are you" when we speak to someone on the phone. It kinda checks that the 2-way process is working...
Plus, it probably feels a bit less weird than opening with just "Can I flip you over and wear you like a mask"  |
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"I’ve never read one why not?
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut
Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones
You have to say romance is not dead on fab "
You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend?? |
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"I’ve never read one why not?
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut
Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones
You have to say romance is not dead on fab
You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend?? "
How dare you! I’m here for the knitting classes  |
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My favourites (said very much tongue in cheek) always started with “your wife looks hot”. As if I was some kind of possession that could be spoken about but not to without permission. Misogynists need not apply  |
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Blank profiles messaging, hi love your profile and pics.
Really think we could hit ot off, if your interested message back and I can send some pics if we get on. |
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"I’ve never read one why not?
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut
Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones
You have to say romance is not dead on fab
You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend??
How dare you! I’m here for the knitting classes "
knit me a jumper please..... Round neck  |
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"I’ve never read one why not?
Ha ha. Only joking.
My favourites always start with I want you to be my slut
Ahh the romantic messages, you've got to love them ones
You have to say romance is not dead on fab
You free for a thorough bumming and a rummage up you bra this weekend??
How dare you! I’m here for the knitting classes "
Excellent I’ll have a cock warmer and a cover for My bagpipes - please Don’t mix Up those orders xxx then a rummage and bum session xx. Sounds cosy doesn’t it - i’ll nip round for a tea and rummage and bum!!! |
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Always get messages from men asking if i want a blowjob. It happens when I use my sat nav on my phone. Every town I drive through a cock sucker pops up.
Strange |
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"Always get messages from men asking if i want a blowjob. It happens when I use my sat nav on my phone. Every town I drive through a cock sucker pops up.
Strange "
Pretty much the only messages I get are from blokes wanting to play my pink flute |
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"Always get messages from men asking if i want a blowjob. It happens when I use my sat nav on my phone. Every town I drive through a cock sucker pops up.
Strange
Pretty much the only messages I get are from blokes wanting to play my pink flute "
If I was bi I'd be well away. |
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