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By *portyNE OP Man
over a year ago
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I’ve been having a discussion with a work colleague as we were walking through Newcastle who reckons all massage parlours with neon lights outside are “happy ending” massages and not sports etc massages!
Am I being massively naive, I didn’t think these places still existed?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we talking proper brothel massage parlours or actual massage parlours where you go for a back massage and all of a sudden they pop the question
"You want extra?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They certainly exist. The ones that don't offer that kind of service are usually extremely clear about it - I imagine they get a lot of hassle."
Yeah no doubt they get a lot of unwanted attention from guys asking for extras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just need the balls to ask for a happy ending!! ??"
So now you know they are those kind of places, you are now considering going…
I’m pretty sure at those places you don’t ask, they ask you… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neon lights?! Why not just call/visit any you're curious about using a pseudonym or anonymously?
I worked in a massage parlour many moons ago - we did usual & extras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they aren’t about in Newcastle
Probably more prevalent in London?"
They're in every city in Britain. I pass them all the time in Swansea and Cardiff and I've noticed them in other towns and cities when I've travelled through them in England and Scotland.
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"I’ve been having a discussion with a work colleague as we were walking through Newcastle who reckons all massage parlours with neon lights outside are “happy ending” massages and not sports etc massages!
Am I being massively naive, I didn’t think these places still existed?? "
naaaa sports injury  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"walk in and see how they are dressed if they are looking slutty then its a brothel , clean uniform could mean legit massage"
Not always the case. I sometimes suffer with a bad back and I visited a very legit looking one once and within 5 mins she was offering me hand relief. I was actually disappointed because I wanted my back sorted out. |
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By *portyNE OP Man
over a year ago
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"walk in and see how they are dressed if they are looking slutty then its a brothel , clean uniform could mean legit massage
Not always the case. I sometimes suffer with a bad back and I visited a very legit looking one once and within 5 mins she was offering me hand relief. I was actually disappointed because I wanted my back sorted out."
Haha bet you still stayed!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I’ve been having a discussion with a work colleague as we were walking through Newcastle who reckons all massage parlours with neon lights outside are “happy ending” massages and not sports etc massages!
Am I being massively naive, I didn’t think these places still existed?? naaaa sports injury "
Hey.
Getting hit in the cock with a cricket ball is a sports injury.
It just needed rubbing better.....honest. 
A |
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By *portyNE OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"I’ve been having a discussion with a work colleague as we were walking through Newcastle who reckons all massage parlours with neon lights outside are “happy ending” massages and not sports etc massages!
Am I being massively naive, I didn’t think these places still existed?? naaaa sports injury
Hey.
Getting hit in the cock with a cricket ball is a sports injury.
It just needed rubbing better.....honest.
A"
Haha not out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"walk in and see how they are dressed if they are looking slutty then its a brothel , clean uniform could mean legit massage
Not always the case. I sometimes suffer with a bad back and I visited a very legit looking one once and within 5 mins she was offering me hand relief. I was actually disappointed because I wanted my back sorted out.
Haha bet you still stayed!!"
Well I don't like to complain. I made sure she massaged my back for a little longer.. |
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I have been to a few of these places. They are definitely on the increase.
I find the telltale signs are these:
It's oriental-run
If a lady spots you looking at the shop she will encourage you to come in
Much of the front window is not see-through and/or has lots of posters that makes it harder to see in.
When you have the massage they will get you to strip naked and lie on the table face down and won't put a towel over you during the massage. If they don't get you to take everything off, they don't offer extras.
They will have a sign in the massage room specifically saying they do not offer any sexual services. I think this is to cover them. Legit places don't need this sign because they will just ban you and call the police.
You won't have to ask for extras. They will make it obvious if they offer that sort of thing in the way they touch you and interact with you during the massage, and will probably just straight up ask you. If you have to ask, they probably don't offer it, so don't.
If you are naked on your front with no towel and they get a pillow for your head and ask you to turn over then they definitely offer extras. |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"I have been to a few of these places. They are definitely on the increase.
I find the telltale signs are these:
It's oriental-run
If a lady spots you looking at the shop she will encourage you to come in
Much of the front window is not see-through and/or has lots of posters that makes it harder to see in.
When you have the massage they will get you to strip naked and lie on the table face down and won't put a towel over you during the massage. If they don't get you to take everything off, they don't offer extras.
They will have a sign in the massage room specifically saying they do not offer any sexual services. I think this is to cover them. Legit places don't need this sign because they will just ban you and call the police.
You won't have to ask for extras. They will make it obvious if they offer that sort of thing in the way they touch you and interact with you during the massage, and will probably just straight up ask you. If you have to ask, they probably don't offer it, so don't.
If you are naked on your front with no towel and they get a pillow for your head and ask you to turn over then they definitely offer extras. "
Not sure why they would call the police... Or what the police would do.... |
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"I have been to a few of these places. They are definitely on the increase.
I find the telltale signs are these:
It's oriental-run
If a lady spots you looking at the shop she will encourage you to come in
Much of the front window is not see-through and/or has lots of posters that makes it harder to see in.
When you have the massage they will get you to strip naked and lie on the table face down and won't put a towel over you during the massage. If they don't get you to take everything off, they don't offer extras.
They will have a sign in the massage room specifically saying they do not offer any sexual services. I think this is to cover them. Legit places don't need this sign because they will just ban you and call the police.
You won't have to ask for extras. They will make it obvious if they offer that sort of thing in the way they touch you and interact with you during the massage, and will probably just straight up ask you. If you have to ask, they probably don't offer it, so don't.
If you are naked on your front with no towel and they get a pillow for your head and ask you to turn over then they definitely offer extras.
Not sure why they would call the police... Or what the police would do...."
I just mean they wouldn't take any shit and get rid of you. |
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"I’ve been having a discussion with a work colleague as we were walking through Newcastle who reckons all massage parlours with neon lights outside are “happy ending” massages and not sports etc massages!
Am I being massively naive, I didn’t think these places still existed?? naaaa sports injury
Hey.
Getting hit in the cock with a cricket ball is a sports injury.
It just needed rubbing better.....honest.
A"
true omg took out the wrong bails  |
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