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Local updates part 2
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone looking for a diesel mechanic - try a garage mate.
A couple looking for some snow - head to the Alps
Several people pissed off with timewasters - Fablife my friends. |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
Someone looking for a home for two dogs! A woman opened her inbox to single males and is closing it after 30 minutes as it's full of messages from weirdos and a few couples looking for meets. Fairly standard day round here  |
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"Someone looking for a home for two dogs! A woman opened her inbox to single males and is closing it after 30 minutes as it's full of messages from weirdos and a few couples looking for meets. Fairly standard day round here "
I’ve a home for dogs!!!  |
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Someone wanting to wear cum-filled knickers to the gym.
Some saucy, suggestive pics and some rather graphic ones.
Some new veris and some folks wanting meets.
Lovely Meli from the Lounge is goin on a date and posted a pic of herself looking gorgeous.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“How hard is it to find a bi lad, non smoker, under 40, decent build, decent cock who isn’t a creep or weirdo and can hold a conversation?”
Good luck with your quest Cheshire Girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very quiet day down here in Exeter.
A few meet this evening requests.
A few new pics.
One or two verifications.
Basically dead boring! Other than the viewed my profiles! 
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There’s a lad getting unbelievably lucky later today according to my local updates.
It’s been quite the adventure all week and I swear if this lad doesn’t fuck this woman after just what I’ve seen is going to happen, I’m running 30 miles to be there as a back up  |
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Just one particular one of interest in case anyone needs a new fence 
From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha
* not his real name |
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"Just one particular one of interest in case anyone needs a new fence
From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha
* not his real name "
Oooh, I'm looking for a new fence, where is 'Dave' based? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Usual sea of dick picks and guys looking to meet
Someone is a pussy killer
A guy needs money to pay his council tax
A breeding bull is looking to explore horny wives (I may have been a little sick in my mouth when I read this)
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"Usual sea of dick picks and guys looking to meet
Someone is a pussy killer
A guy needs money to pay his council tax
A breeding bull is looking to explore horny wives (I may have been a little sick in my mouth when I read this)
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Kurt Zouma is on Fab? |
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"Just one particular one of interest in case anyone needs a new fence
From Dave* Out pricing jobs in morning, anyone needs a quote for a new fence give me a message, I do a Fab discount ha
* not his real name
Oooh, I'm looking for a new fence, where is 'Dave' based?"
Near Hull. It’s absolutely banging in Hull |
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"Anything new occurring peeps ?"
Lots of photos, folks posting meets, a couple looking to get kinky as fuck and a lady riding her dildo over and over until it's dripping.
It appears Thursdays are not exciting for updates around here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on John stones lookalikes come at me!
Male half free this morning can accommodate.
Any driving instructors on here. Need lessons asap.
 never anything exciting.
Miss S x |
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There is a couple on local updates who we haven't seen before but they are not new. They are very attractive. They are close but not too close. Crikey! Their update is normal and doesn't make us vom slightly. This must be too good to be true. We shall hotlist for a wee while. (I accidentally typed hotlust first )
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is a couple on local updates who we haven't seen before but they are not new. They are very attractive. They are close but not too close. Crikey! Their update is normal and doesn't make us vom slightly. This must be too good to be true. We shall hotlist for a wee while. (I accidentally typed hotlust first )
J"
Go for it |
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Morning all
We have a good range in the icy north this morning
* Steve is currently building wardrobes. No details as to whether that involves cock or not? 
* Bill is looking to get “pissed on and cummed on”
* Dave wants an outdoor dogging meet this morning I find that one particularly interesting as I’m not sure how dangly bits will work when frozen
All good in the icy north. Keeping me smiling
* not real fab names… obviously |
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A lady can't wait to get back on the search in a few days for a man who wants her as his hot wife.
I'm thinking;
A. She doesn't search on the weekend
B. Warmer times are coming and she's checked the weekly weather forecast |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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London updates this morning are a bit dull with no stand out messages tho there is a standout pic of a MFF where one of women is wearing the BEST Twizzler lolly socks ever.
Lads for the record I find socks equally distracting on and a turn off on women as on you! |
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"London updates this morning are a bit dull with no stand out messages tho there is a standout pic of a MFF where one of women is wearing the BEST Twizzler lolly socks ever.
Lads for the record I find socks equally distracting on and a turn off on women as on you! "
I’m going to buy some of those socks now  |
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A number of willies in various stages of red turgidness.
A horrible user name or 2. (Breeder) 
A couple looking to be hugely stretched by a VWE.
A video that I'm not watching on behalf of this thread.
A couple practicing safe sex. |
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Someone has a busy week, a couple looking for a guy (no other context to that one, so perhaps just any guy) and a woman looking to leave fab… again. That last one is a few days old but yep, she’s still here |
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Saw one yesterday how a woman started her update with 'when'  and continued with 'he makes you squirt all over your sofa' ewwww
Just you wait till it warms up a bit. It's going to attract flies. You'd have to bin it wouldn't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady has posted some pictures of her indulging in a bit of lesbian loving.
Whilst these are well received I’m a bit disturbed by the carpet pattern, I’m going to assume it’s a hotel room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady has posted some pictures of her indulging in a bit of lesbian loving.
Whilst these are well received I’m a bit disturbed by the carpet pattern, I’m going to assume it’s a hotel room. "
Oh come on....dont tease me. What's the carpet pattern????? |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
Just a normal Sunday...lots of horny men looking for instant meets with pretty much anyone, some overly graphic pics that have put me off my lunch, some balls that apparently need emptied, oh and a couple looking for a brunch social. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you happen to be in the town centre , a generous chap would be happy to buy you “the lucky lady” some M & S lingerie
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I suggest you get an Uber into town asap...that offer's too good to pass up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This sun is just too tempting for a walk and a fresh breeze under my short skirt.
Why do Sundays feel so good.
Bit boring in Portsmouth today "
Me thinks everyone is hungover |
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I’ve been in London all weekend and the local updates are a little … different to rural Scotland.
There’s a lot more of them.
And they’re a lot thirstier.
And there’s a hell of a lot more very explicit photos being posted, at bizarre hours of the day.
Peeking between the spreadeagled pictures, I see someone who wishes they were waking up to dick every morning, someone who says ‘Pussy eater needed right now!’ And a woman from Spain is viewing my profile, which seems odd.
There’s also a photo been posted that I recognise from last night/this morning. But I’ll leave you lot wondering about that  |
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"Mine are switched off at the moment 
I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence
* not his actual name
I like hearing about *Dave "
Me too. I may switch them back on later when I’m back from my shenanigans. Just for shit and giggles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine are switched off at the moment
I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence
* not his actual name
I like hearing about *Dave
Me too. I may switch them back on later when I’m back from my shenanigans. Just for shit and giggles "
I’ll be waiting with anticipation |
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"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.
(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).
Do it "
There's an H in girthy.
Girty-username, just doesn't cut it.
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"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.
(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).
Do it
There's an H in girthy.
Girty-username, just doesn't cut it.
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Was it a dirty-girty though? |
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"Mine are switched off at the moment
I’m missing seeing Dave* offering to fix my fence
* not his actual name
I like hearing about *Dave
Me too. I may switch them back on later when I’m back from my shenanigans. Just for shit and giggles
I’ll be waiting with anticipation "
Oh god me too. Hold on I’ll just pop them on now |
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"Oh, and there's a dude with such a bad typo in his profile, I'm considering complaining to him about it.
(Yes, I know I'm a pedantic snob).
Do it
There's an H in girthy.
Girty-username, just doesn't cut it.
Was it a dirty-girty though? "
I think its "on brand", with the general look & feel of his profile.
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Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates
* Steve is at the Premier in all day
* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell
No sign of *Dave today. As yet…
More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too 
* not actual profile names |
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"Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates
* Steve is at the Premier in all day
* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell
No sign of *Dave today. As yet…
More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too
* not actual profile names "
Did someone say Cock ?
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"Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates
* Steve is at the Premier in all day
* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell
No sign of *Dave today. As yet…
More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too
* not actual profile names
Did someone say Cock ?
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Oh you’re in that mood are you darling?
I’ll send *Dave right over |
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"Oh Sprockett darling you would be so mad with some of these local updates
* Steve is at the Premier in all day
* Barry is not playing out today due to been unwell
No sign of *Dave today. As yet…
More to follow later. Oh there’s loads and loads of cock shots too
* not actual profile names
Did someone say Cock ?
Oh you’re in that mood are you darling?
I’ll send *Dave right over "
Other locals are available, right ? |
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The North East jury so far…
* Brian is an Early bird horny af looking to tek care of any woman’s needs now @anywhere anyhow anything
* Bob is looking for someone, anyone to “Drain Me”
* Sheila would like to apologise for anyone she was a c**t to last night
And the best one by far…
* Tim would like a supporters pass in return for someone to tek him. Anyone?
* not their actual user names.
Top tekkers |
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"The North East jury so far…
* Brian is an Early bird horny af looking to tek care of any woman’s needs now @anywhere anyhow anything
* Bob is looking for someone, anyone to “Drain Me”
* Sheila would like to apologise for anyone she was a c**t to last night
And the best one by far…
* Tim would like a supporters pass in return for someone to tek him. Anyone?
* not their actual user names.
Top tekkers "
Ah good old Sheila!! |
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"The North East jury so far…
* Brian is an Early bird horny af looking to tek care of any woman’s needs now @anywhere anyhow anything
* Bob is looking for someone, anyone to “Drain Me”
* Sheila would like to apologise for anyone she was a c**t to last night
And the best one by far…
* Tim would like a supporters pass in return for someone to tek him. Anyone?
* not their actual user names.
Top tekkers
Ah good old Sheila!! "
Bless her |
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"In other news, someone has declared that Lemon’s profile is the best she’s ever read and loves her! Another member of a deservedly growing fan club
Was it Sheila? "
Ha! No but I expect they are already best friends - Sheila sounds delightful |
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"On Saturdays we usually have a lady offering to let people finger her in the local 'Spoons. Not today though."
And people say Spoons isn’t classy!! £8 steak and pint meal with a side order of fish fingers hahahaha |
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"This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage
Do sausages come that big  "
Bratwurst!
One from last week.. I'd like my ass clapping!
Today.. someone is frustrated, someone else wants a 8in cock! |
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"This mornings requests include... Looking for fun, manners cost nothing and someone has demanded an 8in plus sausage
Do sausages come that big "
If you find the right butcher anything is possible |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass "
Sounds like a clean sweep to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass "
Wow!!! |
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"OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass "
Is he called Basil? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"OMFG - have just had a butchers at what is occurring in London town.... Someone has fucked their pussy with a toilet brush and is canvassing for Fabs of the pic so they will use that brush to do their ass
Is he called Basil? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my hotlist woke up late for work (from this morning)
Three new photo uploads
Two people are bored
A guy looking for couples
And a guy looking to suck off str8 guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my hotlist woke up late for work (from this morning)
Three new photo uploads
Two people are bored
A guy looking for couples
And a guy looking to suck off str8 guys "
Oh yeah, and a new couple who are within 5 miles, I'm in thier age range, but I don't have verifications so a non starter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guy wants a sexy TS for his wife.
Not sure if he means he wants to worry a sexy TS, or he is already married and wishes to present his existing wife with a sexy TS? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock hungry posted a meet today.
Someone wants to be used ruff like a cum dump whore.
Someone's so cold their body hurts.
Another will delete your message if you don't send a face photo.
And another wants to know if she's on your hotlist. (fourm) challange
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A very pregnant woman says "Gang of massive dick to flood me out! Choose a hole and hit it "
It's always nice to be offered a choice"
At least she offered a choice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some guy wants a sexy TS for his wife.
Not sure if he means he wants to worry a sexy TS, or he is already married and wishes to present his existing wife with a sexy TS?"
Confusing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s excitement at new outfits, dead dildos and boredom in mine at the moment "
More exciting than mine as they’ve all got the Sunday horn and looking to meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s excitement at new outfits, dead dildos and boredom in mine at the moment "
Dead dildos??? Is there a serial dildo killer around?
Or has the cold spell killed off the older, more frail dildos?
Yep, my local updates aren't interesting at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got
Pictures of cock contraptions, love bites while arse fingering and someone wants to have a clothes hanger pushed in their willy and do willy push ups |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got
Pictures of cock contraptions, love bites while arse fingering and someone wants to have a clothes hanger pushed in their willy and do willy push ups"
What???? So many questions reading that. Where to start?? |
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