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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feel confident?

Fell comfortable?

Think you're worthy

Then have at it, advertise your best quality so others may appreciate your awesomeness

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am just awesome full stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am just awesome full stop"

. This full stop?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m looking pretty hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m looking pretty hot.

You certainly do my friend

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

For someone edging towards 60 My face isn't too terrible

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I’m so good I’ve had furniture designed for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like to think ive a decent looking arse lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m so good I’ve had furniture designed for me

If the tradesman's entrance is open I'll shove it in this week

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m so good I’ve had furniture designed for me

If the tradesman's entrance is open I'll shove it in this week

I’m actually laughing out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m so good I’ve had furniture designed for me

If the tradesman's entrance is open I'll shove it in this week

I’m actually laughing out loud

I thought that was thunder

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm like a comfy pair of slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm like a comfy pair of slippers"

Complete with memory foam insoles?

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By *oanne ETV/TS over a year ago

Near Warrington

I do get compliments about my arse, I'm glad as I've had it all my life xxxxxx

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman over a year ago

Cambridge/London

I’m alright, shame my ex’s don’t agree but you can’t argue with stupid

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My legs are awesome.

My other favourite parts I don't have public.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m alright, shame my ex’s don’t agree but you can’t argue with stupid

Daily event in my life...fuck my stupidity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My legs are awesome.

My other favourite parts I don't have public."

Is that why they are called privates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some days I’m just woof! Some days I’m just wtf

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm like a comfy pair of slippers

Complete with memory foam insoles?"
Yes.You where your high heels all night but nothing like coming home to your comfy slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some days I’m just woof! Some days I’m just wtf"

Dog days are a cummin

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Is that why they are called privates

I'm sure many people in real life would prefer if my face was private.

Though yeah actually my pussy is fucken adorable too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some days I’m just woof! Some days I’m just wtf

Dog days are a cummin

must stop humping peoples legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best quality? Compassion.

Afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is that why they are called privates

I'm sure many people in real life would prefer if my face was private.

Though yeah actually my pussy is fucken adorable too."

So is mine, but he eats me out of house and home

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"So is mine, but he eats me out of house and home

Mine would too if I let her eat every time she said she was hungry

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I do not need to advertise.

I rely on word-of-mouth. With emphasis on the "mouth".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So is mine, but he eats me out of house and home

Mine would too if I let her eat every time she said she was hungry

Good to see you got control of your sexual appetite....can't overfeed a hungry pussy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Good to see you got control of your sexual appetite....can't overfeed a hungry pussy

Honestly she's the worst. Give her the best and fanciest meat on the market until she physically cannot handle any more, and five minutes later she's just screaming for more anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good to see you got control of your sexual appetite....can't overfeed a hungry pussy

Honestly she's the worst. Give her the best and fanciest meat on the market until she physically cannot handle any more, and five minutes later she's just screaming for more anyway."

Mine farts to make more room

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Port talbot

I'm so awesome that even people that don't like me can't stay away

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so awesome that even people that don't like me can't stay away

Well that's cleared the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your fanny flutters?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Port talbot

"I'm so awesome that even people that don't like me can't stay away

Well that's cleared the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the few dudes who wanders around in a trench coat (seriously I feel like the only one where I live)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of the few dudes who wanders around in a trench coat (seriously I feel like the only one where I live)"

After today's weather I doubt that statement

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By *ipperbangMan over a year ago

Sittingbourne

I have a perfect bum nuff said x

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

I have a females bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a perfect bum nuff said x"

You the reason why cars have rear view mirrors?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have a females bum.

Well bloody give it back!!!

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By *ipperbangMan over a year ago

Sittingbourne

[Removed by poster at 10/01/23 21:48:31]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a females bum.

Well bloody give it back!!!

He wished it was yours

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By *ovetolick78Man over a year ago

The Shire

"I have a females bum.

Well bloody give it back!!!

I would but I'm proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/01/23 21:48:31]"

Dude it was a slant at your confidence..the point of the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AwesoME ends with ME

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"AwesoME ends with ME "

It's all ME ME ME

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

And with blackout curtains

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

Oh hush. You know you’re a cutie pie

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

And with blackout curtains

At night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

Oh hush. You know you’re a cutie pie

Feathery and yellow? "Taught I taw a puddy tat"

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

Oh hush. You know you’re a cutie pie

N'awwwww thank you

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

My cheeky monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My cheeky monkey "

He make tea for Johnny Vegas too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of the few dudes who wanders around in a trench coat (seriously I feel like the only one where I live)

After today's weather I doubt that statement "

Okay allow me to rephrase, I wear a trench coat all year not just for winter

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

Oh hush. You know you’re a cutie pie

Feathery and yellow? "Taught I taw a puddy tat"

That’s tweetie pie!!! Bellend!!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I have a caring heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say I'm attractive in the right light. Usually when it's off

Oh hush. You know you’re a cutie pie

Feathery and yellow? "Taught I taw a puddy tat"

That’s tweetie pie!!! Bellend!!!

Sufferin' succotash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a caring heart."

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I have a caring heart.

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a caring heart.

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

See you're still living in bum fuck nowhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ain’t too bad for an old bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ain’t too bad for an old bird

You ain't bad or old....byrdy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ain’t too bad for an old bird

You ain't bad or old....byrdy

Mwah

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I just smile and pretend like I know what I’m doing. Seems to work ok. Oh and I’m also a midget

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I have a caring heart.

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

See you're still living in bum fuck nowhere

Just call me Miss Nomad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just smile and pretend like I know what I’m doing. Seems to work ok. Oh and I’m also a midget

Gotta lurve a midget

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a caring heart.

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

See you're still living in bum fuck nowhere

Just call me Miss Nomad

But I thought Nomad's roam?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I have a caring heart.

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

See you're still living in bum fuck nowhere

Just call me Miss Nomad

But I thought Nomad's roam?

Yep roaming the ass end of nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll admit I’ve had a couple of bevs but I’m giddy and happy lol UGLY PEEPS REPRESENT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a caring heart.

Hey you, long time no see.. welcome back

See you're still living in bum fuck nowhere

Just call me Miss Nomad

But I thought Nomad's roam?

Yep roaming the ass end of nowhere."

You definitely need a new area to roam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm quite funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm quite funny

Amongst many other things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually pretty good looking.

Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm unique, just like everyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm actually pretty good looking.

Seriously. "

You forgot the exclamation mark after "seriously"

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By *ackbydemandMan over a year ago

Leicester

I'm not saying yes or no, I'll leave that to the hive mind. Look at the pics and hit me with it.

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

I get my fair share of rounds in.

I’m pretty funny.

I give great hugs.

I’m always up for a cup of tea and/or a slice of cake.

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By *nselfishpleaserMan over a year ago

kent

I have been told I have very kind eyes. And apparently my bum isn't too bad either

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By *icole 123Woman over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

"I’m looking pretty hot.

Yes you are x

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have been told I have very kind eyes. And apparently my bum isn't too bad either

It is a nice bum

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By *nselfishpleaserMan over a year ago

kent

"I have been told I have very kind eyes. And apparently my bum isn't too bad either

It is a nice bum

Thank you, and may I say yours is nice too

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I have been told I have very kind eyes. And apparently my bum isn't too bad either

It is a nice bum

Thank you, and may I say yours is nice too

You may

Thank you x

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