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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

To make way for a hyperspace by-pass...

You can't say you weren't warned about it.. there's been a planning notice on Alpha Centauri for 50 years...

your (final) thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

woop ti doop

who cares, yawn.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Bye

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

I'll grab towel and see you down the pub

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't forget your towel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pic up the phone call some one

And tell them my true feelings don’t need to worry about the completed situation as I be dead

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

So long and thanks for all the fish.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Heaven's Gate mob must have had towels

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

I think I might escape in a British made rocket..quick trip to Newquay and I'm up and away

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I think I might escape in a British made rocket..quick trip to Newquay and I'm up and away "

Good luck with that one,I guess that rocket must have been British Leyland made hence the old " not working"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I might escape in a British made rocket..quick trip to Newquay and I'm up and away

Good luck with that one,I guess that rocket must have been British Leyland made hence the old " not working" "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So long and thanks for all the fish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ship hung in the air in the way that a brick doesn't

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Quick everyone !

Form a circle.

Piley on !

Fuck everyone in sight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh no not again!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lube up! Lube up !

Fuck Oil Extinction Rebellion ....

Everyone shove a coconut up everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're all gonna die!!!

Like we weren't anyway

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh no not again! "

Yes again ! Do it like they do on the Oily Fuck channel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To make way for a hyperspace by-pass...

You can't say you weren't warned about it.. there's been a planning notice on Alpha Centauri for 50 years...

your (final) thoughts

"

42

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And don't forget your towel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't forget your Babel Fish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Avoid vogon poetry at all costs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People will still bore on about covid and face masks though…!!

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

you are not taking enough drugs ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/23 19:24:56]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beer and peanuts anyone?

here is £20 keep the change

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think I might escape in a British made rocket..quick trip to Newquay and I'm up and away

Good luck with that one,I guess that rocket must have been British Leyland made hence the old " not working" "

Nah, they probably just measured in feet and inches, whilst the other nations involved used metres and centimetres

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Beware of the leopard!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck I aint done any washing machine role play, is there time

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By *N4funCouple  over a year ago

Manchester

Any chance their giving a relocation package, be glad to get off this dysfunctional rock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I might escape in a British made rocket..quick trip to Newquay and I'm up and away

Good luck with that one,I guess that rocket must have been British Leyland made hence the old " not working"

Nah, they probably just measured in feet and inches, whilst the other nations involved used metres and centimetres "

Ah the old nasa trick

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Finally, i no longer have to put up with this sh*t. Lol! ??

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman  over a year ago

Truro


"To make way for a hyperspace by-pass...

You can't say you weren't warned about it.. there's been a planning notice on Alpha Centauri for 50 years...

your (final) thoughts

"

Don’t talk to me about life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't panic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 pan-galactic garggle blasters and I'm ready for anything!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been to the restaurant at the end of the universe and I still can't find Wally

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By *orthernguyXXXMan  over a year ago

ashington

42

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

I never could get the hang of Thursdays

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I never could get the hang of Thursdays "

I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Bout bloody time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have this pain in all tge diodes down my left hand side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's Zaphod Beeblebrox when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We apologise for the inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/23 22:52:29]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we destined for stavromula beta?

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Again, it was supposed to be gone several years ago

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Nobody offered me a compulsory purchase

I want my costs back and minimum of 10% on new planet and relocation costs thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I will call it wind

There really is a lot of it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put the pointy end between your teeth and wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's like having your brain smashed out by a large slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Not this again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Novelty ring tone anybody?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you’ll find michael gove has stopped this happening , that’s a relief !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh deep thought...

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