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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Give us your most awful chat up line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your name homework because I should be doing you and I am not

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I've defrosted 4 fridges today... I guess you could say I'm pretty good at breaking the ice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's play a game of Titanic. I'll shout "Iceberg" and you'll go down

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

Do you want to fart when you cough...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I'm dislexic. Do you like Alan ?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Get your coat, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a shower this morning so can I be your clean underwear?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi"

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Hi, I'm dislexic. Do you like Alan ?"

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn’t instafuck so let’s talk for like 5 mins

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"This isn’t instafuck so let’s talk for like 5 mins "

5? Damn I could do it twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This isn’t instafuck so let’s talk for like 5 mins

5? Damn I could do it twice

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