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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"smile and wave boys,,smile and wave   "
Ahhhh isn't that for penguins?
Send him via air mail and write gift on the packet you wont need to pay extra charges |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
OMG....Can't believe she actually post a thread about it. OK i am in africa till the 2nd January. That give you guys few more days to find the best way to get that giraffe back to england for our diamond friend |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Tell him to make his way to Calais then stowaway on a truck. He should have no problem gettin in then as they let every fucker in when they arrive at Dover "
How will he get to Calais from a savanna in west africa????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right a letter to the UK border agency stating due to a political coup organised by a group of renegade hyena who wish to over throw the local government the giraffe wishes to plea for political asylum as he is under threat of being the main course at the victory barbeque that should do it
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
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"I'd be tempted to contact the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and ask for the Giraffe Asylum Dept.
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The giraffe i've found has no problem and is not at any risk at all. So he has no ground for asylum |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
warrington |
"Tell him to make his way to Calais then stowaway on a truck. He should have no problem gettin in then as they let every fucker in when they arrive at Dover How will he get to Calais from a savanna in west africa?????"
Make his way to Tangiers and get the ferry to Gibralter silly!  Think there is a bus service through to Calais. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"
There's several listings for "Out of Africa" on Ebay right now!!!
Should be easy and cost about 99p plus postage. Then I'd suggest 2nd class within the UK - or if said Giraffe is at a local zoo - hand deliver it!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January
Marry it. "
That's unlikely to work - have you seen the regs on married partners entering the country? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If he doesn't have a visa use Mastercard works for me
or get a friendly diplomat to put it in the Diplomatic bag (these can be the size of a house) customs can't touch Diplo bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!"
She did it....
Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....
Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!
She did it....
Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....
Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is.... "
it texted me earlier this afternoon and said - and I quote "Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah from a certain giraffe" - I think he is off on his holibobs   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!
She did it....
Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....
Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is.... "
Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!
She did it....
Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....
Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....
Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby "
when he gets back check his phone and ground him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!
She did it....
Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....
Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....
Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby
when he gets back check his phone and ground him "
Psssst....Giraffes dont have checks, they have patches..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is the silliest thread I've ever seen!
How about you take a photo of him/her and send by email?
I really don't think you want to get a giraffe out of Africa, I think your having a giraffe!
She did it....
Smuggled it in through Southern Ireland and called it Emerald.....
Trouble is, now it has mysteriously vanished and she hasn't a clue where it is....
Emerald is running home!! Come to mama baby
when he gets back check his phone and ground him
Psssst....Giraffes dont have checks, they have patches....."
 is that cos he's giving up smoking?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the best way to get a giraffe out of africa if it doesnt have a visa. I need to know by 2nd of January"
The question has to be asked........does it have to be in one piece? |
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