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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
bath |
"I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised "
Well it’s one of them that she’s possibly forgot it’s in the en-suite window so clearly used in the shower or cleaned it after use hahahaha FairPlay |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.
When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...
Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.
When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...
Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up! "
Was that on purpose lol |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.
When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...
Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up!
Was that on purpose lol"
As I said. Very nearly left it... And my boyfriend checked I'd moved it *before* his friend arrived so no. It wasn't deliberate |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
I knew a woman few years back now she had a vast array of toys, clothes, boots, paddles etc she put them away but didn't hide them, i mentioned it one time she said her kids didnt go in the bedroom then the very next week one of the kids came in living room whats this mum sporting a battery vibrator  |
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I'm not a tradesman and it wasn't left out deliberately.
But one time when I was baby sitting about 12 years ago, one of the kids asked me what "this" was... and I turned around to see them holding their mothers dildo that had been left down the side of the sofa.
I told them not worry about it and to put it back where they found it.
Very funny |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Very nearly left a rather sizable metal butt plug on the side of the bath at the weekend.
When the boyfrinds bestie was coming round to borrow the bath...
Thankfully the boyfriend asked if I'd moved it just before the bestie turned up! "
What’s sizeable I think we need to see what sizeable is hahaha |
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I keep my some of my sex toys collection in a glass fronted cabinet in my bedroom. One day I had an electrician doing some work on the kitchen socket, he asked if he could just go around and check the other electric sockets to make sure they were ok, not thinking I say go ahead he walked into my bedroom and right next to the socked is my cabinet.
He walked out looked at the ceiling and said interesting collection then left very quickly. Lol xx |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised
Well it’s one of them that she’s possibly forgot it’s in the en-suite window so clearly used in the shower or cleaned it after use hahahaha FairPlay "
You mean you didn’t give it a sniff or lick to make sure it was clean?
Can’t get the help these days… |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I keep my some of my sex toys collection in a glass fronted cabinet in my bedroom. One day I had an electrician doing some work on the kitchen socket, he asked if he could just go around and check the other electric sockets to make sure they were ok, not thinking I say go ahead he walked into my bedroom and right next to the socked is my cabinet.
He walked out looked at the ceiling and said interesting collection then left very quickly. Lol xx"
Very very professional response! I wouldn’t dare say anything however doesn’t help she is hot asf |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have done, but not on purpose and been mortified when I’ve realised
Well it’s one of them that she’s possibly forgot it’s in the en-suite window so clearly used in the shower or cleaned it after use hahahaha FairPlay
You mean you didn’t give it a sniff or lick to make sure it was clean?
Can’t get the help these days…"
I did actually message a pic saying this doesn’t smell ok lol |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Not intentional, but when we've had quotes done we've forgotten to put the liquid silk away in the bedroom, and always enjoy Mrs's knickers hanging around drying ??"
I’m used to the underwear hanging around situation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s only ever happened to us once, we left out the liquid silk on the bedside cabinet, and our eldest son wanted to borrow some of my hubbies aftershave so he went upstair to the bedroom to get some. When he came back downstairs he looked at us and said I think you need to go upstairs and put your stuff away. Never I have felt so embarrassed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, but I did once spend all day at work, almost on the verge of a meltdown, imagining the cleaner for the shared house I was living in would see the vibrator I’d left on my bed, because I’d got a text to say she’d switched days.
She didn’t get around to my room that day. |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"It’s only ever happened to us once, we left out the liquid silk on the bedside cabinet, and our eldest son wanted to borrow some of my hubbies aftershave so he went upstair to the bedroom to get some. When he came back downstairs he looked at us and said I think you need to go upstairs and put your stuff away. Never I have felt so embarrassed. "
Quality haha |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"No, but I did once spend all day at work, almost on the verge of a meltdown, imagining the cleaner for the shared house I was living in would see the vibrator I’d left on my bed, because I’d got a text to say she’d switched days.
She didn’t get around to my room that day."
So that’s how to catch you out is it change days last minute haha |
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Not tradesmen but we’ve just moved house and have a room that will be a playroom.
Was showing family around when Becky opened a cupboard and there was some spreader bars and cuffs and a toy bag. 
Hope they thought it was gym equipment. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
Not left out... More inside me.
We were having scaffolding erected but the guys had gone to lunch. I was WFH (yep wanking from home) with my Rabbit in my bedroom. Looked up and saw 2 guys stood outside on the scaffolding right outside my bedroom window pretending to go about their business. There's no way they didn't see me. |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Not left out... More inside me.
We were having scaffolding erected but the guys had gone to lunch. I was WFH (yep wanking from home) with my Rabbit in my bedroom. Looked up and saw 2 guys stood outside on the scaffolding right outside my bedroom window pretending to go about their business. There's no way they didn't see me. "
Why has this never happened to me |
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"It’s only ever happened to us once, we left out the liquid silk on the bedside cabinet, and our eldest son wanted to borrow some of my hubbies aftershave so he went upstair to the bedroom to get some. When he came back downstairs he looked at us and said I think you need to go upstairs and put your stuff away. Never I have felt so embarrassed. "
This reminds me of a story …
I was talking to my son (who is on the autistic spectrum). He is into space things, and was talking about a particular rocket. Deadpan, he was saying it looked like a dildo. I put on an innocent voice and said ‘what’s one of those, I don’t know what you mean’ … he just replied … well you should do, there’s one in mums bedside draw! … bless him - they just say it as it is!! lol
R x |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Not on purpose  but….. moving house and the removal man checked out how my bed would come apart and looked under my bed "
Can’t believe you left us on a cliff hanger! What did they find haha |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Keep messages to the thread don’t PM! I’ve blocked about 6 people from this thread alone ffs"
My one request for the site would be to remove the reply privately button cause at least once per thread I comment on someone replies to me privately |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s only ever happened to us once, we left out the liquid silk on the bedside cabinet, and our eldest son wanted to borrow some of my hubbies aftershave so he went upstair to the bedroom to get some. When he came back downstairs he looked at us and said I think you need to go upstairs and put your stuff away. Never I have felt so embarrassed.
This reminds me of a story …
I was talking to my son (who is on the autistic spectrum). He is into space things, and was talking about a particular rocket. Deadpan, he was saying it looked like a dildo. I put on an innocent voice and said ‘what’s one of those, I don’t know what you mean’ … he just replied … well you should do, there’s one in mums bedside draw! … bless him - they just say it as it is!! lol
R x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not???   you should concentrate on your work there not toys "
Do you bite your thumb at us sir? SWORD FIGHT |
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"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys
Do you bite your thumb at us sir? SWORD FIGHT "
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I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone just trying to do their job, so would never do it deliberately.
I once had a message in work from the caretaker of the flats I live in, asking whether he could enter the flat as he was trying to find the source of a water leak.
Said yes, but I always have underbed restraints on my bed and they are fairly obvious (black strapping and cuffs against a cream divan).
I don't know whether he needed to go into the bedroom and whether he saw them; they were never mentioned. I did get into the habit of tucking them between the mattress and base when not in use though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suppose allsorts lying around
2 x Whips
Handcuffs
Steel toys Collars
8 Vaseline
Pro lighting kit metallic windows
Sex bench multi x socket fit
Vinyl HD cushion
Not the trophy area - but
Beer tanker with my name & at least 1 Fleshlight w/ Baby Oil - did I mention various types Stools
Hard Porn DVDs
Shady carpet & Hinge Mirrors f'everywhere
Camera/fone stands,
I gets explainable visitwise
Any Girls coming round for a proper look |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
bath |
"i done a service on a woman's car once and when i went looking for the locking wheel nut key found a couple of vibrators in the glove box and some very kinky underwear in the boot "
Did she ever use you again? |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
bath |
"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys "
Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything. |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything. "
FairPlay the embarrassment didn’t scare her off |
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"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything.
FairPlay the embarrassment didn’t scare her off"
No never. Toys are a thing everyone has and uses. And she knew it. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything. "
Bit creepy to ask her directly. You could have been discreet and asked your son. More fun to embarrass her though right. |
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"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys
Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention "
Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
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"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys
Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention
Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol"
But it tickling my nose haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went around to a relatives house, who i was checking in on their dog whilst they were away, and came across a dildo just casually lying there in the playroom. Whether the dog stumbled across it or it was just left there is still a question to be asked. But could never brave myself to ask it haha |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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I worked roadside recovery for many years and was called out to an RTA (road traffic accident).
I arrived on seen to find a young ladys car in the middle of a field after she misjudged a corner and went through hedge ending up in said field. When I open the drivers door I found a rampant rabbit vibrator laying on the floor in the drivers side foot well. I always wondered if that was the cause of her accident, the inevitable big O just at the wrong time. Never did find out hahaha |
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"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys
Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention
Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol
But it tickling my nose haha "
You obviously very interested in that toy..
ask if she wanna use it on you
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was viewing a house once, being walked round by the vendors, got to the main bedroom and was greeted with an array of sextoys on the window sill and lube on the sink in the en suite! I found it hilarious and kinda sexy but so many people must of seen it |
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By *B6969 OP Man
over a year ago
bath |
"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys
Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention
Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol
But it tickling my nose haha
You obviously very interested in that toy..
ask if she wanna use it on you
Lol"
She was pretty hot so I’d prefer to use it on her! |
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"So come on ladies who leaves sex toys out when they know tradesmen are coming round to do work!
Any why not??? you should concentrate on your work there not toys
Well when your bleeding radiators under a window and toys are in a window sill it’s hard not to pay attention
Bleed the fecking radiators and try to ignore it.lol
But it tickling my nose haha
You obviously very interested in that toy..
ask if she wanna use it on you
Lol
She was pretty hot so I’d prefer to use it on her!"
Whatever floats your boat |
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"When my son and his now wife stayed at ours to dog sit for a week,she left hers down the side of the spare room bed. God i laughed when i asked if she lost anything.
Bit creepy to ask her directly. You could have been discreet and asked your son. More fun to embarrass her though right."
No def not. If i thought she would be embarrass i wouldnt have done it. Trust me i know my family. |
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I think trades people need stick to getting the job done not worrying about Sex Toys some times people can be so child like with these things.
That woman leaving things out or guy looking for stuff. |
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