*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
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Winston if I were you I'd do a Lord Lucan and disappear |
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
Winston if I were you I'd do a Lord Lucan and disappear "
It's been suggested.
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
Winston if I were you I'd do a Lord Lucan and disappear
It's been suggested.
Winston "
Get out alive whilst you can, change your name and identity enter witness protection |
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
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If I was you, the FIRST thing I would do is RESIST the urge to confess on a forum where she is likely to read your confession and thus make any attempts at cover-up slightly pointless.
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over a year ago
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Why is this an issue?
You sacrificed your own health to protect Lady A from the evils of sugar rich confectionery... you're a bloody hero, that's what you are (you're also chocolate scoffing pig but we don't need to mention that). |
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
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Move out.
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I have looked for 15 minutes with a small person for their chocs that were residing in my belly...
Lady A will smell a rat if you try that one, so I suggest you replace them or take her out for dinner in apology  |
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones."
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"Maltese"...?
I do quite enjoy a Thread Noir.
Is this the equivalent of John Huston's —
"The Maltese Falcon"?  |
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"*backstory....
We saw my sister over Christmas, she gave me a box of white Maltese and Lady Astor tradition ones.
When we got home we pooled our resources (lots of chocolate from other people too) into one box, except for the traditional Maltesers because there wasn't room, they sat in their box on my dining table.
The traditional Maltesers are all gone now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, in a roundabout way, I "may" have eaten all M'ladys chocolate.
I'm not sure what the score is here, do I claim temporary amnesia, replace them, eat the white ones, claim temporary amnesia, say the cat ate them, claim temporary amnesia, say my sister miss labelled them, other......
Winston
If I was you, the FIRST thing I would do is RESIST the urge to confess on a forum where she is likely to read your confession and thus make any attempts at cover-up slightly pointless.
Cal"
I think I'm safe, M'lady rarely posts on the forum and doesn't know about the green arrow of truth.
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"Pretend you are back at school and say the dog ate them
But then I'd have to buy a dog......
Winston
Next doors dog? The door was open and a passing dog ran in.... Work with me here! "
Passing dog story.... I live on the 17th floor.
Pigeon might work though.
*rubs chin
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"I have looked for 15 minutes with a small person for their chocs that were residing in my belly...
Lady A will smell a rat if you try that one, so I suggest you replace them or take her out for dinner in apology "
I'm carrying that much "Christmas Timber" she might not notice.....
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