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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob.. |
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
why not?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...
Boss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...
Boss"
I’m in that group too lol |
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"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...
Boss
I’m in that group too lol "
Me neither. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never blessed the rains down in Africa |
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I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I have never had any food from KFC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watched The Godfather |
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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Managed to stay away from Fab when I’ve left  |
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Never ever have I ever felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole? |
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Never watched an episode of Love Island 
XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever have I ever felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole?"
^She's no saint. |
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"Never ever have I ever felt so low. When you gonna take me out of this black hole?
^She's no saint."
Incorrect |
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I have done many things for love but I’ve never done *that*. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
Wowsers! The BEST orgasms ever. Because you have no control, and the sensations are so subtle compared to wanking and fucking - the orgasms can be unbearably intense. Best ever, infact.
The trick is: forget about cumming - if you 'try' you wont!
Concentrate on something else - 69 is my favourite: get your face in that pussy and get your hands all over her body. Your own orgasm might creep up on you unexpected.
Or try this position (private msg) - and concentrate on reaching behind and finger fucking her.
Above all: NEVER TRY TO CUM - that will fuck you up every time. |
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob..
Wowsers! The BEST orgasms ever. Because you have no control"
Really interesting. I wonder if that is right. It might explain why I haven't ever, either. The fact that I'd rather be in control than orgasm rings sadly true. |
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob..
Wowsers! The BEST orgasms ever. Because you have no control
Really interesting. I wonder if that is right. It might explain why I haven't ever, either. The fact that I'd rather be in control than orgasm rings sadly true. "
You and I are so similar. We must never meet  |
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You and I are so similar. We must never meet "
Paradise can be regained, Milton tells us. Though I must admit, I never pictured it being in Hertfordshire. |
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I have never taken illegal substances |
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"I have never taken illegal substances "
me neither |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
sandy |
I have never....
Fully watched or finished any James bond films  |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Eaten a McDonald’s |
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"Eaten a McDonald’s "
I haven’t either. |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
sandy |
"Eaten a McDonald’s
I haven’t either."
Not even a breakfast?! I'm shook  |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
I have never:
1) had sex with a black lady before
2) learnt how to swim where I was born we had no swimming pools near & rivers had crocodiles & hippos haha |
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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago
Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire |
Never had a cheeky Nando’s |
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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"I have never taken illegal substances me neither "
Only "illegal" because the government says so!  |
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"I have never taken illegal substances me neither
Only "illegal" because the government says so! "
Well, yes. That's how 'illegal' works. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Eaten a McDonald’s
I haven’t either.
Not even a breakfast?! I'm shook "
Nil Nadda not a single thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spent a night in hospital |
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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"I have never taken illegal substances me neither
Only "illegal" because the government says so!
Well, yes. That's how 'illegal' works. "
Yep & that's why you can't drink alcohol in middle Eastern countries, illegal to vape in Thailand etc ones for religious reasons & the other financial. There's always some nefarious reasons for substances being illegal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never watched:
Any Indiana Jones films
Any Star Wars films
Any Jason Bourne films
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
The Goonies
ET
Dirty Dancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never given a spider monkey a reach around (props to anyone who gets that reference!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never watched:
Any Indiana Jones films
Any Star Wars films
Any Jason Bourne films
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
The Goonies
ET
Dirty Dancing"
You're fired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never watched:
Any Indiana Jones films
Any Star Wars films
Any Jason Bourne films
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
The Goonies
ET
Dirty Dancing
You're fired"
But, but, but....oh fair enough. |
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"I've never had a filling
Mr"
I haven’t either |
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I have never watched a full episode of The Simpsons
Doh |
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So far I am in concurrence with the following posts:
(Assume the word never if not included)
I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...
I have never blessed the rains down in Africa ( but no objection to doing so if necessary)
I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse
Watched The Godfather
Broken a bone
I have never taken illegal substances
Watched star wars
I have never watched:
Any Indiana Jones films
Any Star Wars films
Any Jason Bourne films
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Top Gun
The Goonies
ET
Dirty Dancing
I have never given a spider monkey a reach around (props to anyone who gets that reference!) Or else I haven't got the reference!
I have never watched a full episode of The Simpsons Not even a fraction of one.
Will upgrade in due course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never let you down, ran around or deserted you |
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I lie about Indiana Jones.
I accidentally watched part of one in which he was wearing a hat (if that helps identify it) |
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Plastic food for plastic people I say x |
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"I have never been to an IKEA "
I haven’t either! Thought I was the only one |
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"I have never been to an IKEA
I haven’t either! Thought I was the only one "
I've never used Amazon. if that is in any way comparable! |
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I have never had indigestion or heartburn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never cum in my own eye |
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I have never been contacted first on fab, by a beautiful, interested woman.
(Fingers crossed emoji) |
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I have never shagged an apple pie. |
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"I have never cum in my own eye "
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had sushi or a kebab from a takeaway place |
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"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!"
you know what principal did dont you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been married.
Found out how Lost ends.
Been to the Southern Hemisphere.
Had sex in every room on my new house, yet….
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have also, never been to Ikea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
love to get a blow job |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
I have never been unfaithful |
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Inserted vegetables into my wife.
The mr
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"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!you know what principal did dont you? "
she went on to become a billionaire 1.5 billion to be precise 72 now |
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I have never cared about who wins in a football match. |
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"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!
you know what principal did dont you? "
Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking! |
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... Ate Avocado nor put one in my bum |
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"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!
you know what principal did dont you?
Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!"
see above |
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"I have never been to an IKEA
I haven’t either! Thought I was the only one "
I went for the first and only time last year |
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you know what principal did dont you?
Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!
see above "
Aha! Your post made it in while I was typing.
I think you are talking about someone who is also on my 'never seen' list! |
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you know what principal did dont you?
Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!
see above
Aha! Your post made it in while I was typing.
I think you are talking about someone who is also on my 'never seen' list!"
ahhh well a beauty in her day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you know what principal did dont you?
Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!
see above
Aha! Your post made it in while I was typing.
I think you are talking about someone who is also on my 'never seen' list!ahhh well a beauty in her day "
But strict with spelling and grammar |
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"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!
you know what principal did dont you?
Yes. He was my headmaster. For a minute I thought my spelling had let his teaching down. Sigh of relief breathed upon checking!"
i correctly spelt her name in my retort though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never watched Star wars |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
I have never smoked a cigarette
I have never watched a single episode of Coronation Street.
Ihave never watched asingle episode of East Enders.
I have never climbed up Mount Everest
nor have I swam across the English Channel |
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I’ve never played truth or dare.
I’ve never flown a ’plane.
I’ve never snogged a man.
Only one of those is true. |
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I have never been someone's boyfriend (stoically wipes away a tear) |
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I’ve never made catnipkittykat cum from oral |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... Ate Avocado nor put one in my bum "
Same here. Never eaten Avocado or....er....well....like i said, ive never eaten Avocado |
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I have never been able to suck my own cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never had a wank in work  |
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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago
South Leicestershire |
I have never taken a picture of my erect cock against a TV remote. What's that all about ffs?!! |
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"I have never watched Star wars"
Wait what...!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been offered a meet on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse"
Why not ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate playing this game because I fucking HAVE |
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I have never felt as rough as I do now  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I have never:
1) had sex with a black lady before
2) learnt how to swim where I was born we had no swimming pools near & rivers had crocodiles & hippos haha"
It's lovely. Like floating in a big bath. Preferably without the crocodiles and hippos. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated."
Not for me it isn't |
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"I hate playing this game because I fucking HAVE "
You haven’t with me though. Not yet. |
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"Never had sex in a car.
Mrs "
I’ve never had sex in your car. (Does that count?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eaten in Nandos, Burger King, KFC or had a kebab. Only ever chips or coffee from Mc D's. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"I've never eaten oysters."
The texture terrifies me haha |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't "
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated."
With the right person, it can be mind blowingly intense |
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you. "
If it makes you feel better, it's dreadful. Definitely not incredibly intense, exciting, or allowing for all sorts of additional stimulation.
Wretched stuff. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.
If it makes you feel better, it's dreadful. Definitely not incredibly intense, exciting, or allowing for all sorts of additional stimulation.
Wretched stuff."
But whyyyy? Why are you doing this? This isn't fair. Damn it Elephantis, some of us are happy living life convincing ourselves that there's nothing rather thrilling or addictively intense about it. |
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I have never…
Watched any of the godfather movies. Apparently that’s terrible behaviour |
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you. "
Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing  |
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I have never…
No, wait. I probably have |
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"I have never…
Watched any of the godfather movies. Apparently that’s terrible behaviour "
This is not good beautiful. We need a movie night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never been to blackpool |
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I have never taking a drink before a meeting...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never watched Breaking Bad.
R x |
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I’ve never seen an elephant fly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never eaten KFC  |
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.
If it makes you feel better, it's dreadful. Definitely not incredibly intense, exciting, or allowing for all sorts of additional stimulation.
Wretched stuff.
But whyyyy? Why are you doing this? This isn't fair. Damn it Elephantis, some of us are happy living life convincing ourselves that there's nothing rather thrilling or addictively intense about it. "
I was only trying to help. |
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"I have never stuck a cheese grater up my arse"
Me neither |
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By *XZRMan
over a year ago
Highland |
Slept with a blonde |
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
Me neither. |
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.
Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing "
Birdie - I love you. But….
Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it. |
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I have never trodden barefoot in the snow |
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.
Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing
Birdie - I love you. But….
Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it. "
Both things can be true, but this definitely is. I'm sure Meli won't let herself be pressured into anything she doesn't actually want, but your last point is beautifully subtle, and I agree. |
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I have never had a heart attack |
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Seen an episode of Eastenders or coronation Street |
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.
Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing
Birdie - I love you. But….
Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it. "
I totally agree beautiful. And perhaps my comment should’ve been it’s the best thing to me. Being pressured into anything is never ok xx |
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I have never been faithful to my wife |
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I have never had a toe up my bum. |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
suffolk |
"I have never been to blackpool"
Us neither.. |
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"I have never been to blackpool"
"Us neither.. "
You’re not missing much. |
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"I have never been to an IKEA "
I haven’t either.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never had a toe up my bum."
I’ve not either. Not yet at least. |
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I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight |
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"I have never had a toe up my bum.
I’ve not either. Not yet at least."
Make sure they clip their nails first. |
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I have never been groped by prince Andrew |
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I have never looked at my asshole in a mirror. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never sucked my own cock |
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"I have never been groped by prince Andrew "
Always in the minority, eh? |
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"I have never been groped by prince Andrew
Always in the minority, eh?"
I am in the oppressed minority |
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I had never seen Mary Poppins till last week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never had a 14 inch tongue or been able to breathe through my ears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit of Sunday fun..
I’ll start..
I have never cum from a blowjob.. "
Also me too! |
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I have never shoved ma granny of a bus ... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Had proper anal sex.
Yep.
Maybe it's overrated.
Not for me it isn't
Can we just pretend it is so I don't want it? Thank you.
Meli - this is an absolute travesty. It is the best thing
Birdie - I love you. But….
Meli. - no it’s not the best thing. It’s an extra thing. It’s so marmite it’s not true. It can be wonderful & intense. But it can also be awful & terrifying. And that’s down to you xxx. Don’t feel pressured into even thinking you should want to be pressured into it.
Both things can be true, but this definitely is. I'm sure Meli won't let herself be pressured into anything she doesn't actually want, but your last point is beautifully subtle, and I agree."
Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a 3 some or group sex |
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Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)"
We do appear to be a triumvirate frequently in tune - it's delightful to think it makes you smile.
Good to know about the absence of pressure. I doubt I shall ever get a tattoo, either, though I saw a stunning book on tattooing in the Pitt Rivers recently which did tempt me to have a Japanese one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never thought i'd came back to the wrong thread till just now |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
sandy |
"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!"
What do you type then?  |
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I have never been on either a motorbike, scooter or moped. |
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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago
Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire |
Never watch Love Island. Or Masked Singer, The Voice, Britains Got Talent, X Factor, Strictly.
Also never voted Tory. |
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I never used or seen twitter or tiktok |
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I never ever been to Disneyland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never watched Star wars
Wait what...!
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Just not my kind of thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...
Boss"
Me neither! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never had a three sum
I've never
Had anal |
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Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)
We do appear to be a triumvirate frequently in tune - it's delightful to think it makes you smile.
Good to know about the absence of pressure. I doubt I shall ever get a tattoo, either, though I saw a stunning book on tattooing in the Pitt Rivers recently which did tempt me to have a Japanese one. "
That has made me smile (and I really needed that today).
I may have come across a little condescending, which I didn’t intend.
Also I need that book… |
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Isn't it just? You, LittleBird and Misty make me smile a rather ridiculous amount with your forum posts. I think I'm at the stage where for me it'd have to be pretty special to want to do it. I'm quite happy as I am, rarely feel pressure regarding sex. Not at all lately. I think it makes me quirky. Like not having any tattoos. (dorky quirky)
We do appear to be a triumvirate frequently in tune - it's delightful to think it makes you smile.
Good to know about the absence of pressure. I doubt I shall ever get a tattoo, either, though I saw a stunning book on tattooing in the Pitt Rivers recently which did tempt me to have a Japanese one.
That has made me smile (and I really needed that today).
I may have come across a little condescending, which I didn’t intend.
Also I need that book…"
You aren't remotely condescending.  |
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Never found a bad reason not to have consensual sex with sexy adults.
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By *imtoteaseMan
over a year ago
Leeds (Plus some travel) |
"I have never watched an episode of game of thrones...
Boss"
Me neither |
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"I have never cum in my own eye
I have never typed the three letter version of the word 'come'. It is a principle I rigidly stick to.
Particularly dislike it as a noun and nothing wrong with the proper version as a verb.
A crusade which I am very unlikely to win on this site!
What do you type then? "
Never had to type anything thus related so far but if I needed to it would be 'come' or 'coming' or 'orgasming' for the verb and as for describing the ejaculate I might descend as far into vulgarity as 'spunk' which was probably the word my age group was more familiar with. 'Jizz' appears to be a comparative newcomer which I had never heard of outside this site .
I generally regard sex as beautiful and pleasurable and not in need of being described with crudities. Minor naughty words like 'cock' and 'wank' are usually adequate.
Overall, I consider c*m is a childish and lazy slang usage which is mainly why I don't like it and won't use it myself. Don't let me stop the rest of the Fab world from doing so as a cult bonding thing! |
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I have never wanted to go to work Monday morning! |
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Burped the entire theme tune to the “Big bang Theory.” |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield /derby cinemas |
There are quite alot of things listed on this thread that I have not done but until I read the thread I thought I was the only one not doing them |
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"I have never cum from oral."
Such a shame |
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"I have never blessed the rains down in Africa"
Hahaha |
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Never have I ever had a prostrate orgasm |
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I have never been excommunicated |
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I’ve never had a frontal labotomy.
I’ve had a bottle in front of… |
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