I'm officially an old fart 
I've just seen a hair growing out of my nose.
Not from my snotral but from the bridge of my nose.
It's a fookin' white one too.
So from this day forth I've got to shave my whole fookin' head and face  |
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"I'm officially an old fart
I've just seen a hair growing out of my nose.
Not from my snotral but from the bridge of my nose.
It's a fookin' white one too.
So from this day forth I've got to shave my whole fookin' head and face "
Aw leave it, let it grow, by this time next year we'll be able to hang you up like a bauble on the tree, just gotta paint your head in shiny metallic red, gold and blue with some pretty little stars on it and some glitter.  |
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Crikey you poor old git. I can't possibly imagine what it's like to have white hairs growing out of odd places.
.....Maybe mine are hiding in my wrinkles. |
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