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over a year ago
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers?
He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them 
Er herm, you mean les miserables  "
I dreamed a dream I saw some titttttttssss |
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"Mes tits? Is this French for knockers?
He'll be miserables if he doesn't see them
Er herm, you mean les miserables
Les Miserables.....sounds like a northern club turn from 1976 "
It’s probably still open with the same shit decor as well  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px "
I think I'm fine with you looking after me  can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed? |
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed? "
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam 
*snaps glove* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*"
Oh Lord this again? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is mambo no 5
Would you like a little bit of Erica, or Monica?!
Both, I’m greedy
It was always Sandra in the sun I was most curious about
Not Mary all night long? "
Hmmm not keen on the name Mary (sorry any Mary's here) |
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?"
Yes…. Assume the position |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position"
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination? |
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?"
Just checking your not a dumb ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass "
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?"
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now? |
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am "
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum "
Also yes |
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum
Also yes "
Fine…. Spoil sport |
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?"
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A Proctologist? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?
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A Proctologist?"
Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here... |
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?
•
A Proctologist?
Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here..."
No but I read a book about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?
•
A Proctologist?
Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here...
No but I read a book about it "
There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor?  |
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?
•
A Proctologist?
Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here...
No but I read a book about it
There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor? "
Love doctor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?
•
A Proctologist?
Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here...
No but I read a book about it
There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor?
Love doctor "
Nero if you're still here buddy I think you're gonna need to take that stroke elsewhere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum
Also yes
Fine…. Spoil sport "
That was actual comedy timing there dumb ass
yes i can definitely look after you. however i will be putting you in lithotomy purely for my enjoyment / hilarity  Px |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im currently on the ward, should i prepare a bed for you? call a neurosurgeon? Px
I think I'm fine with you looking after me can I get an apple juice and a curtain closed?
*pulls back curtain*
Hello sir I’m here to perform your rectal exam
*snaps glove*
Oh Lord this again?
Yes…. Assume the position
I mean, and I have to ask, does neurosurgery really usually need a rectal examination?
Just checking your not a dumb ass
Ok that was clever and yes, yes I am
Are you just saying that to avoid a finger up ya bum bum
Also yes
Fine…. Spoil sport
That was actual comedy timing there dumb ass
yes i can definitely look after you. however i will be putting you in lithotomy purely for my enjoyment / hilarity Px "
Jeez... |
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"?ruce, you really need to augment your approach too woo'ing.
Do you fall in love easily?
While I'm in surgery, did you have a stroke typing this? Cause I have rectal doctors next to me right now?
•
A Proctologist?
Molly are you a proctologist? I dunno she just walked in here...
No but I read a book about it
There ya go Nero, rectal doctor...wait are you even a doctor?
Love doctor "
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She knows... ^  |
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