FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Absolutely mayhem

Absolutely mayhem

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just say and do what you want!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Ooft!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Beatles weren’t even that good

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin is overrated

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in. "
I’m sure you arse will

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"The Beatles weren’t even that good"
agreed crap...... We all live in a yellow submarine!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gin is overrated "
Gin is shit!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in. I’m sure you arse will

Wouldn’t be the first time

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that goodagreed crap...... We all live in a yellow submarine!!

Proof that there has always been shit music, and not everything was better back in the day

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is sure to cause an uproar. I’m in. I’m sure you arse will

Wouldn’t be the first time "
I wish I had an arse like that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quantum entanglement says I've already turned you on

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

"
20p!!!

More like 7p the robbing bastards

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quantum entanglement says I've already turned you on"

He says that to everyone

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

No cake and hot women in my house

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

No cake and hot women in my house "
fuck the women / eat the cake

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Orgy time?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orgy time? "
yep

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oxy jWoman over a year ago

somerset

all men are bast......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"all men are bast......

"
lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

David Bowie couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where are the trees filled with bees, never mind just eating my cheese.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Melted cheese is

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pineapple is fine on pizza

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

No cake and hot women in my house fuck the women / eat the cake

Nah staying at home and having a wank is selfish

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quantum entanglement says I've already turned you on

He says that to everyone"

Everyone, all at the exact same time

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"The Beatles weren’t even that goodagreed crap...... We all live in a yellow submarine!!

Proof that there has always been shit music, and not everything was better back in the day"
exactly in fact other than soul I'd say modern music is better

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Who gives a fuck about football? Watching other people play a game and paying them a fortune to do so? WTF!!

Gbat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

"
no it’s fucking not it’s shit

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who gives a fuck about football? Watching other people play a game and paying them a fortune to do so? WTF!!

Gbat "
totally agree !!

Lazy bastards

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

20p!!!

More like 7p the robbing bastards

That was before the energy price hike, costs 15p just to boil the kettle now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

no it’s fucking not it’s shit

Mayhem

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Yes please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "
I can cover for the rest of the lazy bastards

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that good"

I agree

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Busy on PlayStation

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Sure if you take a nervous newbie

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"The Beatles weren’t even that good

I agree"

My arse has actually made better tunes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that good

I agree"
who were they?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/23 20:16:24]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Beatles weren’t even that good

I agree who were they?

Exactly

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Jaffa cakes....overrated

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

Get out!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WSL is absolutely shite

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Coffee shops are a scam. Just make one at home for 20p instead. Or have a proper drink and make a cuppa tea instead

Not all coffee is created equal

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

Get out!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite "

What’s WSL

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work is good for the soul

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"WSL is absolutely shite "

The willy sucker league?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite "

Using acronyms does not make you smarter

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite

What’s WSL"
exactly

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

"
is it fuck!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best football team in London is Brentford

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

is it fuck!!

Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

This isn't any old mayhem.. it's Fab mayhem

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This isn't any old mayhem.. it's Fab mayhem"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This isn't any old mayhem.. it's Fab mayhem"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston "

You do what? Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

You do what? Winston

Is the answer "you"

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tea is the worst drink ever

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/23 20:28:55]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

You do what? Winston

Is the answer "you"

Winston "

Well do you? Oh ok then

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oxy jWoman over a year ago

somerset

women drive better..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WSL is absolutely shite

What’s WSL exactly "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a big arse

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

You do what? Winston

Is the answer "you"

Winston

Well do you? Oh ok then

I.... I...... I............ I don't know what to do now.

*uncharted territory

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

Swap those last 2 for Jameson and you’re on

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love a big arse "

Bigger the better

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What a fucking day!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

Swap those last 2 for Jameson and you’re on

For you anytime

Also two bags of gold haribos just for effect

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

How on earth do you sleep after all that caffeine?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work is good for the soul

I actually thought that was alcohol?

Na don’t drink alcohol at all

Coffee yes

Ah coffee. The stuff of dreams before the yard arm

04.00am first coffee

06.30am second coffee

11.00am third coffee

15.00 fourth coffee maybe a fresh cream apple turnover

17.30 fifth coffee

21.00 sixth coffee then bed zzzzzzzzzz

How on earth do you sleep after all that caffeine?!"

My Meds normally work well

Mitrepine zopicone

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man"

“And if I was a rich man,

I’d never been to sea,

Could I take you anyways?

Or would you come with me, baby?”

An obscure one for the kids at the back. (And now I’ve earwormed myself. Great.)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hromosexualsCouple over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Moles don't exist. Nobody has ever seen one.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Moles don't exist. Nobody has ever seen one."
they do on your cheeks

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

Olives are yummy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Olives are yummy"
are you being serious?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston "

I love my anniversary message every year

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *entlemanFoxMan over a year ago

North East / London

"Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man

“And if I was a rich man,

I’d never been to sea,

Could I take you anyways?

Or would you come with me, baby?”

An obscure one for the kids at the back. (And now I’ve earwormed myself. Great.)"

Where can you find a fiddling milkman when you need one

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed MartinMan over a year ago

Shefford

"Work is currently destroying my soul

I need to meet a rich man

“And if I was a rich man,

I’d never been to sea,

Could I take you anyways?

Or would you come with me, baby?”

An obscure one for the kids at the back. (And now I’ve earwormed myself. Great.)

Where can you find a fiddling milkman when you need one"

These days, they have to sign a register.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed MartinMan over a year ago

Shefford

Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat."

Come and say that to my dog’s face

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Come and say that to my dog’s face "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why should I?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *amesnj007Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

This site needs more lady's. let's start a fb group with the intention for lady's not aware of this site.

To be aware!!!!

Where you can increase your access to a large group of people intending to have fun..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This site needs more lady's. let's start a fb group with the intention for lady's not aware of this site.

To be aware!!!!

Where you can increase your access to a large group of people intending to have fun..

"
what??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *annaPlayABCCouple over a year ago

Bacup

Personally I think there are not enough 'fake profiles' on here !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year"

Four. Years.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

[Removed by poster at 06/01/23 21:58:38]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston "

Dedication

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"This site needs more lady's. let's start a fb group with the intention for lady's not aware of this site.

To be aware!!!!

Where you can increase your access to a large group of people intending to have fun..

Not a good idea to mix fb and fab

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gin is overrated "

Wow.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston

Dedication"

Diary.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat."

Or a rat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston

Dedication"
sorry to change the subject but do you mind changing your profile pick as I really don’t want that ass in my face all the time

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat "

Hold. Me. Back.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

Winston

I love my anniversary message every year

Four. Years.

Winston

Dedication sorry to change the subject but do you mind changing your profile pick as I really don’t want that ass in my face all the time

Charming

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back. "

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name "

Pinky?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? "
your having a fucking laugh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

His name is Phil it’s the coolest name ever OKAY

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

His name is Phil it’s the coolest name ever OKAY"

It's not too late to change it to Pinky though, have a think about it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will end up with a ban if I am unruly!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Handbag dogs are shit- if you don’t have the time or space for a proper sort of dog, you’d be better off getting a cat.

Or a rat

Hold. Me. Back.

Just put your bag down and set the beast free

He’s got a name

Pinky? your having a fucking laugh

Is it Brain?

His name is Phil it’s the coolest name ever OKAY"
I’ve heard it all now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will end up with a ban if I am unruly!"
just fire away

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

"
you have a fine butt

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will end up with a ban if I am unruly! just fire away

"
Better not!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will end up with a ban if I am unruly! just fire away

Better not!

"
go on,I will take you by the hand

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Orgy time?

yep

No-one else? "

Yes please!

Gbat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

you have a fine butt

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do I really have to as I can’t be arsed

you have a fine butt

Yes she does

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

You may be busy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

I thought there were strikes though?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss_Juicy79Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Katy Perry can't sing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Katy Perry can't sing"

agreed.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

Lunch is in 4 hours?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *amesnj007Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I thought that the idea of this site.

Was for people to find like minded people from all walks of life ??

Surely trying to promote this site to lady's unaware of this site is a good thing???

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

"say what i want?

okay. i want to be railed on my lunch break in 4 hours time.

please and thank you

Where's the queue?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gin is overrated "

Nooooooo, I love it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ainbow_RoadWoman over a year ago

Brighton

So if I was to pin up a notice saying that if you notice this notice you will notice that its not worth noticing do you thing you would notice?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pineapple is fine on pizza

no it’s fucking not it’s shit

I'm thinking we're not very compatible at all, you don't like Gin, you don't like pineapple on pizza, do you like sex

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ainbow_RoadWoman over a year ago

Brighton

Pineapple on pizza is great. Get it on something spicy and its fab.

Ham and pineapple though? *grim*

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pineapple was invented specifically for pizza

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pineapple was invented specifically for pizza "

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You’re a deviant.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

Crisps are a rip off. Paying for half a bag of air.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I want to say is that some people pass too much judgement on what they read/hear about others…

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do it’s why I am so popular

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crisps are a rip off. Paying for half a bag of air.

Couldn’t agree more… just make the packaging smaller if you’re going to serve me such a small portion

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Andrew Tate, Princes William, Andrew and Harry, fuck it whilst on it Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

[Removed by poster at 07/01/23 12:11:55]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"What I want to say is that some people pass too much judgement on what they read/hear about others…

True.

*quickly looks to see if she can delete her earlier comment *

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Me eyes!! My eyes!!

That’ll be the bees.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/23 12:11:55]"

Phew!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Me eyes!! My eyes!!

That’ll be the bees."

I'm so glad you didn't quote the whole of my post

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wibble

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Pineapple on pizza is great. Get it on something spicy and its fab.

Ham and pineapple though? *grim*"

Applewood smoked cheese and pineapple is delicious.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm so glad you didn't quote the whole of my post

I’m not an animal, you know.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Pineapple was invented specifically for pizza "

Only if you put strawberries on too.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

How can you say that when we had classics like "towball" and "one man shed gang bang"

Not to mention "granny's curtain pole".

Outrageous.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

How can you say that when we had classics like "towball" and "one man shed gang bang"

Not to mention "granny's curtain pole".

Outrageous.

Winston "

Oh I love being outrageous Winston. It’s absolute mayhem remember?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to be a tree

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"The Jacqueline Jossa thread is the best one on fab

How can you say that when we had classics like "towball" and "one man shed gang bang"

Not to mention "granny's curtain pole".

Outrageous.

Winston

Oh I love being outrageous Winston. It’s absolute mayhem remember?

Outrageous is good.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh how about this one… cock pics next to Carling cans are very innovative and deserve lots of fabs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haribos are poisonous

Especially the gold bags

Should not be eaten under any circumstances

This is government health warning

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Haribos are poisonous

Especially the gold bags

Should not be eaten under any circumstances

This is government health warning

That’s too far now

* cries *

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *lark_KentMan over a year ago

Northampton

I wish this rain would fuck off as I need to walk in to town .

It's currently pissing down in Northampton

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Just gonna leave this here.......

Moist.

Winston

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Moist."

Ewww.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just gonna leave this here.......

Moist.

Winston"

I like that word

But I’m still crying about Haribo. That was a step too far

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very few people who say they are funny actually are.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Best football team in London is Brentford "

er, scuse me?

Up the Spurs...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh how about this one… cock pics next to Carling cans are very innovative and deserve lots of fabs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *r99mr99Man over a year ago

Ealing

"Best football team in London is Brentford

er, scuse me?

Up the Spurs... "

coys

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *r99mr99Man over a year ago

Ealing

Hot sauces/ Spicy sauce is overrated.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

People who think fab is Facebook are my absolute favourite humans

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ixie BeanMan over a year ago

Wallasey

If a child is born completely deaf ...in what language are it's thoughts ?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *onnie 90Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Brass was used for coins In Roman Britain.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *amesoflondonMan over a year ago

London

Football is nonsense, it should be banned as should cheese.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Football is nonsense, it should be banned as should cheese."
all cheese,it’s rank!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oxy jWoman over a year ago

somerset

can lick for hours is the best ....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"can lick for hours is the best ...."
no cos you can get your Tongue stuck

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)