To be my bird for 2023 - contract extension possible for suitable candidates - maybe a possibility for job share… what qualities would you bring to the job?
Successful applicants will likely be unsuitable due to being a bit mental.. but humour me!!    |
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"Emu's free since Rod fell off the roof.
Quite kinky apparently and definitely into fisting.
A"
We have a winner already!!! But Emu is still in prison after the video showed Rod was pushed!! So close…..! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage"
First of all, how low is the bar to be considered the most sane?  |
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I waddle like a duck, eat like a gannet and coo like a love bird! I could definitely Trill you but I don't want to apply to soon cos I don't want to catch any worm that'd end up being an albatross around my neck and stop my flight or prevent me from being a night owl. I'll keep my eagle eyes on the other flutterers and see what scraps they offer. I'm sure they will flock to see this crowing cock. Maybe you'll get an F.F. and get your hand in two bushes. Keep flying Todger |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage
First of all, how low is the bar to be considered the most sane? "
Fucking low I tell you my dude... As you would know if you'd ever met the ex.
Ever heard that saying about rock bottom having a basement?! |
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"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage"
Sadly for you - i have had to regrettably advance your application to interview stage xx |
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"I waddle like a duck, eat like a gannet and coo like a love bird! I could definitely Trill you but I don't want to apply to soon cos I don't want to catch any worm that'd end up being an albatross around my neck and stop my flight or prevent me from being a night owl. I'll keep my eagle eyes on the other flutterers and see what scraps they offer. I'm sure they will flock to see this crowing cock. Maybe you'll get an F.F. and get your hand in two bushes. Keep flying Todger"
If by FF you mean someone with massive knockers that isn’t a qualification that…. On 2nd thoughts massive knockers will get you through to interview… as will any name featuring baked produce…. Welcome to the finals Granny!! |
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
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" To be my bird for 2023 - contract extension possible for suitable candidates - maybe a possibility for job share… what qualities would you bring to the job?
Successful applicants will likely be unsuitable due to being a bit mental.. but humour me!! "
January transfer window? |
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" To be my bird for 2023 - contract extension possible for suitable candidates - maybe a possibility for job share… what qualities would you bring to the job?
Successful applicants will likely be unsuitable due to being a bit mental.. but humour me!!
January transfer window?"
Yes - qualifies her for european trips !! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage
Sadly for you - i have had to regrettably advance your application to interview stage xx "
Don't say I didn't warn you! |
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"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage
Sadly for you - i have had to regrettably advance your application to interview stage xx
Don't say I didn't warn you! "
Well it links with my reputation if a daredevil risktaking skydiving action man ( purely in a spectator’s capacity). As well as my involvement in the adult film industry ( in the same capacity!) so I think we might just be a fit for each other.. you have tons of sex with young blokes and i watch and you sneak in a quick rummage in my undercrackers just to keep me awake every few Minutes… |
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"Emu's free since Rod fell off the roof.
Quite kinky apparently and definitely into fisting.
A"
Apparently Emu was so distraught about Rod's deathvtjstche hasn't moved since then |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage
Sadly for you - i have had to regrettably advance your application to interview stage xx
Don't say I didn't warn you!
Well it links with my reputation if a daredevil risktaking skydiving action man ( purely in a spectator’s capacity). As well as my involvement in the adult film industry ( in the same capacity!) so I think we might just be a fit for each other.. you have tons of sex with young blokes and i watch and you sneak in a quick rummage in my undercrackers just to keep me awake every few Minutes… "
I can honestly say that this is the most tempting proposition that I have received all day. I have an NVQ in Undercracker Rummaging and on the job experience with young blokes so with my borderline sanity thrown in... Hey I am actually quite the catch for you |
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"My daughter told me over Xmas that I was 'the most sane of her parents' which I take to be a glowing endorsement. I'm sure she would be prepared to put that in writing.
I'm struggling with further positives tho so I would reject me at this stage
Sadly for you - i have had to regrettably advance your application to interview stage xx
Don't say I didn't warn you!
Well it links with my reputation if a daredevil risktaking skydiving action man ( purely in a spectator’s capacity). As well as my involvement in the adult film industry ( in the same capacity!) so I think we might just be a fit for each other.. you have tons of sex with young blokes and i watch and you sneak in a quick rummage in my undercrackers just to keep me awake every few Minutes…
I can honestly say that this is the most tempting proposition that I have received all day. I have an NVQ in Undercracker Rummaging and on the job experience with young blokes so with my borderline sanity thrown in... Hey I am actually quite the catch for you "
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