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Ikea confess that their meatballs are made out of people who couldn't find the exit

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Is this fact I wonder . Weekend nearly upon us . Yippee...

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

That might explain why their hotdogs have veins down the middle too.

A

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"That might explain why their hotdogs have veins down the middle too.

A"

all making sense now . Happy weekends xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love this post

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth

I thought they were made from the people who complained and tried to return stuff.

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Or from the carcasses of people who lost the will to live whilst assembling the flat pack furniture

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Weatherspoons have been doing it for years. Some lost looking for the toilets one day, served as steak the next.

The mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Weatherspoons have been doing it for years. Some lost looking for the toilets one day, served as steak the next.

The mr "

All lies.....

They are definitely pork

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

A friend and I once got lost in Ikea.

We wandered around for ages but kept ending up in the same place, it was just like the Blair Witch Project, except with more flat pack furniture.

I'm never going back.

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan  over a year ago

Frome

I once lost a wallet down the back of a sofa in IKEA, they found it and returned it to me 9 months later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soylent Green...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Is this fact I wonder . Weekend nearly upon us . Yippee... "

What about all the divorces post visit

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan  over a year ago

Frome


"Is this fact I wonder . Weekend nearly upon us . Yippee...

What about all the divorces post visit "

I think the guys get thrown in the mincer and the girls can go home to build the Kallax shelves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Soylent Green..."

Yep

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Is this fact I wonder . Weekend nearly upon us . Yippee...

What about all the divorces post visit

I think the guys get thrown in the mincer and the girls can go home to build the Kallax shelves. "

God!! I think you’re right!!!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Where does the gravy come from?

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan  over a year ago

Frome


"Where does the gravy come from? "

You don't wanna go there ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you Tom in disguise? It's all over the news guys

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Where does the gravy come from?

You don't wanna go there ... "

I’m not going no more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this fact I wonder . Weekend nearly upon us . Yippee... "

They're still delicious.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Always thought it was like Soylent Green.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman  over a year ago

Epsom

This thread has a lot to answer for, I saw it drive to ikea as was bored ate meatballs and spent £44 on stuff

Least I finally have a bedside lamp and decided what colour to decorate the bedroom…. Green and gold

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not tried them, thank goodness although only been to Ikea once so seems like a lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant

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