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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And had an orgasm that lasted for...is it half an hour? I should probably research before I make threads but fuck it.
The question is, would you still fuck them as much and what would you do in that half an hour?!! |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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A male pig is called a boar, and his penis is curled like a corkscrew. A female pig is called a sow. When climaxing, her orgasm can last 30 minutes. The retractions of her inner genitals helps the sperm find her eggs faster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A male pig is called a boar, and his penis is curled like a corkscrew. A female pig is called a sow. When climaxing, her orgasm can last 30 minutes. The retractions of her inner genitals helps the sperm find her eggs faster."
every day is a school day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A male pig is called a boar, and his penis is curled like a corkscrew. A female pig is called a sow. When climaxing, her orgasm can last 30 minutes. The retractions of her inner genitals helps the sperm find her eggs faster."
Nah male pigs do too I believe! Just googled to make sure  |
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The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water? 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM"
For the purposes of this thread, the latter  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM"
Now that is an image that will see me through the day  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day "
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt? 
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow? 
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A male pig is called a boar, and his penis is curled like a corkscrew. A female pig is called a sow. When climaxing, her orgasm can last 30 minutes. The retractions of her inner genitals helps the sperm find her eggs faster."
Imagine being able to open a bottle of wine with a penis! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A"
If it works for pigs, it must be doable! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A
If it works for pigs, it must be doable!"
Not a clue.
I've never teabagged a pig.
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A
If it works for pigs, it must be doable!"
It’s the female pig with the 30-90 minute big O
The male just unloads his corkscrew jizz gun and is done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A
If it works for pigs, it must be doable!
Not a clue.
I've never teabagged a pig.
A"
And you think you've lived? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A
If it works for pigs, it must be doable!
It’s the female pig with the 30-90 minute big O
The male just unloads his corkscrew jizz gun and is done"
Unless you've seen it first hand a very simple google says it happens to male pigs damn it! |
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"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A
If it works for pigs, it must be doable!
It’s the female pig with the 30-90 minute big O
The male just unloads his corkscrew jizz gun and is done"
Shh, you'll ruin Couga's depraved fantasy
LvM |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"The real question is would it just be the bodily sensations that are going on for half an hour, or am I going to turn into a one man bukkake party, spraying jizz all over the place, and spending the rest of the day chugging water?
LvM
Now that is an image that will see me through the day
But how big would your bollocks need to be to cater for a half hour long spurt?
Surely you'd evolve over time to resemble Buster Gonad and need to cart them round in a wheelbarrow?
No woman would ever be able to teabag you again.
Not sure it's a good idea to be fair.
A
If it works for pigs, it must be doable!
It’s the female pig with the 30-90 minute big O
The male just unloads his corkscrew jizz gun and is done
Shh, you'll ruin Couga's depraved fantasy
LvM"
I’m sure she will manage with a 90 minute orgasm lol |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'd make sure I had own and paper next to the bed so I could write out my shopping list while I waited for him to finish.
Plus a mini umbrella to stop Lorenzo's excess jizz getting my list wet "
Interesting fact of the day.
If you ever put gravy on your shopping list it makes it really soggy and hard to read.
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"A male pig is called a boar, and his penis is curled like a corkscrew. A female pig is called a sow. When climaxing, her orgasm can last 30 minutes. The retractions of her inner genitals helps the sperm find her eggs faster."
Hang on a minute....if his penis is corkscrew shaped does that mean he has to do cartwheels to achieve penetration or does he just lie back and spin her round on the end like a wing nut? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A male pig is called a boar, and his penis is curled like a corkscrew. A female pig is called a sow. When climaxing, her orgasm can last 30 minutes. The retractions of her inner genitals helps the sperm find her eggs faster.
Hang on a minute....if his penis is corkscrew shaped does that mean he has to do cartwheels to achieve penetration or does he just lie back and spin her round on the end like a wing nut?"
What do you think the song 'i spin you right round baby right round' was referring to?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did no one else watch the footage of Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig and collecting the semen?
It was on some celebrity farm reality series.
Its comedy gold.
Im sure Youtube can assist you. |
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