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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not as simple as that OP. It’s about finding people that are a good match in terms of attraction and sexual preferences and needs. "
That's a very valid point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am careing thoughtful kind and romantic
I am also very easy to talk to and love to listen
Also I have a wicked sens off style
And can talk fashoin make up and perfume all day with yous and understand what your talking about |
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Well this could go either way.
No, that wasn't a bedroom quote, although, if you don't try you will never know.
OK. I am nice until I am naughty.
I like a shower and a good squirt. Of aftershave, you pervs.
I like sharing fun.
My batteries last.
Then I go home. |
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
Good thread OP, way more succinct than all the reasons people shouldn't meet me.
Okay, let's go, reasons whyyyy:
- Own teeth (I've read that's important)
- Own face (I have documentation to prove this; a reciept from Etsy)
- Own dong (I do not have documentation for this; won it in a poker game)
- Own pulse (super important)
- Will fill this in later
- Something here about being genuine and/or professional
- Can be like-minded, but only if you mind is like my mind, hope this makes sense
- Won't smell like garbage
- Can operate an air fryer (2023 update)
- Been here before; know how this works
- Probably not just twelve ferrets in an overcoat like the tabloids would have you believe
- Read a book about doing sex once (mostly words, some pictures/diagrams)
- Happy Fabbing?
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
I might look a bit rough round the edges, but I have a cute dog. |
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Not looking for NSA particularly but respect your wishes too, can accomodate with wife's consent and a little planning.
Will cook and feed ya and even wash-up after (okay, load the dishwasher).
Let dinner go down and then the massage table can come out or if preferred the shackles and 4 poster custom bed to enjoy the rest of the night bu fire light.
Or, just because you think we might get on and no over planning  |
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"I don't like blowing my own trumpet. But if you'd like to make beautiful music together, I'll play you molto con brio, vibrato e sostenuto."
This translated means ‘ spank your arse and stuff a butt plug in you!!’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I'm happy just to meet for a coffee and a chat. I'm extremely easy going, with a good sense of humour. I'm extremely shy to begin with, and I don't boast of what I can do or what I'm going to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always put the toilet seat down.
Fully house trained.
Will let you have your own supply of chocolate.
Excellent shopping companion/bag carrier.
Do my own washing and cleaning.
Oh, and Ive got a tongue like a hummingbirds wing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just a nice guy, wanting to have fun and make others have their fun too. I'm not bragging about the size of my purple headed passion pleaser or how I can lick like a dehydrated dog finding water, that's for you to find out.  |
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"Because of my massive dong, ability to breathe through my ears, and I'm a heavy cummer... like HGV heavy. I'm basically the stud you've always dreamed of 
LvM  "
This has been nicked from My old Profile before i became the PC animal I am today!!  |
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds"
I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds"
GSOH
Laid back |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds
I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek"
Really? 
Fuck.
I just hand wrote a CV and was about to email the ex wives for references..... 
A |
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds
I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek"
Agreed - the responses seem to indicate most of us ‘ got It!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds
I mean, the obvious interpretation of this thread is that it's entirely tongue in cheek
Really?
Fuck.
I just hand wrote a CV and was about to email the ex wives for references.....
A"
You actually put reference on your CV? It always be available on request only! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
So you basically want men to interview for you?
The arrogance astounds
GSOH
Laid back"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
Well Ms Greeneyes
As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!
So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.
From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs
Irresistible I know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
Well Ms Greeneyes
As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!
So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.
From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs
Irresistible I know!"
And sold  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
Good thread OP, way more succinct than all the reasons people shouldn't meet me.
Okay, let's go, reasons whyyyy:
- Own teeth (I've read that's important)
- Own face (I have documentation to prove this; a reciept from Etsy)
- Own dong (I do not have documentation for this; won it in a poker game)
- Own pulse (super important)
- Will fill this in later
- Something here about being genuine and/or professional
- Can be like-minded, but only if you mind is like my mind, hope this makes sense
- Won't smell like garbage
- Can operate an air fryer (2023 update)
- Been here before; know how this works
- Probably not just twelve ferrets in an overcoat like the tabloids would have you believe
- Read a book about doing sex once (mostly words, some pictures/diagrams)
- Happy Fabbing?
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Haha and this wins at being the best post,enjoy your very full inbox  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
Well Ms Greeneyes
As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!
So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.
From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs
Irresistible I know!
And sold "
I will pick you up next Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you
Well Ms Greeneyes
As I am nearly in receipt of my state pension I am what you would call in the money or at least soon to be!
So, with that in mind I can offer fab ladies a steak dinner at a nice Berni Inn with a choice of starter and a glass or two of Blue Nun wine. This is of course from the set menu between 5 and 6:30 Tuesdays to Thursdays.
From hence I would whisk you back to mine to watch my collection of videos on fly fishing and I will even let you have a lend of my Slade LPs
Irresistible I know!
And sold
I will pick you up next Tuesday "
I shall be waiting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
You shouldn't! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"... ...tell us ladies why we should meet you.
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Because (my) written dialogue is sufficient to whet your appetites. My spoken dialogue is there to satisfy your appetites. "
Tad biased because of our former matrimony. Tad saying yes, please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
I can breathe through my ears, I'm great with my hands and a fantastic.. listener.
Also, great sense of humour if you enjoy sarcasm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guys just wanna chat and not be judge with like minded people and some prefer women I know it can get a bit tedious in the cam rooms and straight up “wanna fuck “ behaviour but there are a few good men out there |
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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
We could share make up tips, admire each others lovely lingerie, then my well honed skills would make your toes curl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
Well if you haven't figured it out over the last 10 years.... |
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"... ...tell us ladies why we should meet you.
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Because (my) written dialogue is sufficient to whet your appetites. My spoken dialogue is there to satisfy your appetites.
Tad biased because of our former matrimony. Tad saying yes, please. "
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We should have made Tadpoles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies are often told its not as easy for men to meet as it is for women
So here's your chance to tell us ladies why we should meet you "
I always have snacks to hand. That's what we're all here for right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I’m an absolute shit show, red flags wave outside my house, hideous to look at, not tall enough, shall I go on? Oh warped sense of humour and apparently I’m a good snogger, one out of five stars would not meet again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You shouldn't for 2 reasons:
1. If we meet, you will probably want more and I can't guarantee to be available whenever you want adventure, fun and sex. I might be surfing, diving, climbing, swimming, jumping out of a plane, at a festival or maybe furnishing my playroom with new toys..... (though I guess you could always join in).
2. I am here for my own selfish reasons. I get most of my kicks from pleasuring a women (one way or another).. so to be honest, it is all about me!!! ........hang on isn't that a win win for us both. Ok, in which case refer to point 1. |
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