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Snuggle buddy, a Teddy bear just won't cut it as I also require sex and I don't want fluff going in places it should not be 
Hours and days are negotiable and tea/coffee and treats will be provided  |
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"I will volunteer as tribute for 3 hours per week. I have a busy life working six jobs raising 78 chickens.
Don't forget the jelly tots."
I've already got big ones ready for you and 3 hours a week I can live with. Also I think raising 78 chickens is one job but I'm not great at math |
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"I will volunteer as tribute for 3 hours per week. I have a busy life working six jobs raising 78 chickens.
Don't forget the jelly tots.
I've already got big ones ready for you and 3 hours a week I can live with. Also I think raising 78 chickens is one job but I'm not great at math "
Snuggles, giant jelly tots and looking after my chickens. It doesn't get much better than that. |
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"I will volunteer as tribute for 3 hours per week. I have a busy life working six jobs raising 78 chickens.
Don't forget the jelly tots.
I've already got big ones ready for you and 3 hours a week I can live with. Also I think raising 78 chickens is one job but I'm not great at math
Snuggles, giant jelly tots and looking after my chickens. It doesn't get much better than that."
It sounds like living the dream, I'll give you lots of bum massages as well as a bonus |
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"I will volunteer as tribute for 3 hours per week. I have a busy life working six jobs raising 78 chickens.
Don't forget the jelly tots.
I've already got big ones ready for you and 3 hours a week I can live with. Also I think raising 78 chickens is one job but I'm not great at math
Snuggles, giant jelly tots and looking after my chickens. It doesn't get much better than that.
It sounds like living the dream, I'll give you lots of bum massages as well as a bonus "
Ooh squishy bum massages. 
I've not forgot about the plaits and hardened diarrhoea.
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"I will volunteer as tribute for 3 hours per week. I have a busy life working six jobs raising 78 chickens.
Don't forget the jelly tots.
I've already got big ones ready for you and 3 hours a week I can live with. Also I think raising 78 chickens is one job but I'm not great at math
Snuggles, giant jelly tots and looking after my chickens. It doesn't get much better than that.
It sounds like living the dream, I'll give you lots of bum massages as well as a bonus
Ooh squishy bum massages.
I've not forgot about the plaits and hardened diarrhoea.
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Your bum deserves them
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"Snuggle buddy, a Teddy bear just won't cut it as I also require sex and I don't want fluff going in places it should not be
Hours and days are negotiable and tea/coffee and treats will be provided "
Love a nice snuggle
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"Snuggle buddy, a Teddy bear just won't cut it as I also require sex and I don't want fluff going in places it should not be
Hours and days are negotiable and tea/coffee and treats will be provided
Love a nice snuggle
XX"
They're the best |
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"Does anyone have chickens here seriously because they are my nemesis in life
Are you the only one without them? "
No I had them growing up...it's a whole big story. |
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"Snuggle buddy, a Teddy bear just won't cut it as I also require sex and I don't want fluff going in places it should not be
Hours and days are negotiable and tea/coffee and treats will be provided "
Fluff is a nightmare to get out.... Not that I would know lol
I'll do it for a hot choc with whipped cream and marshmallow on a Wednesday night, Wednesday's always seem a boring day |
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"Snuggle buddy, a Teddy bear just won't cut it as I also require sex and I don't want fluff going in places it should not be
Hours and days are negotiable and tea/coffee and treats will be provided
Fluff is a nightmare to get out.... Not that I would know lol
I'll do it for a hot choc with whipped cream and marshmallow on a Wednesday night, Wednesday's always seem a boring day"
But Wednesday is hump day |
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"Do the treats include a big meaty sausage and a juicy peach? 
Yes I will be there
Perfect 
Apart from snuggles is there anything you want in return?
Just lots of sex and kisses "
That's handy. I quite like those occasionally |
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"I have my Fozzy Bear for snuggles OP. Do you want to borrow him? I’ll need him back though
I appreciate the offer but your Fozzy is safer with you
No problem. He’s proper snuggly too "
I'd only get him wet  |
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"Do the treats include a big meaty sausage and a juicy peach?
Yes I will be there
Perfect
Apart from snuggles is there anything you want in return?
Just lots of sex and kisses
That's handy. I quite like those occasionally "
Me too, actually quite a bit more than that |
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"I have my Fozzy Bear for snuggles OP. Do you want to borrow him? I’ll need him back though
I appreciate the offer but your Fozzy is safer with you
No problem. He’s proper snuggly too
I'd only get him wet "
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"I have my Fozzy Bear for snuggles OP. Do you want to borrow him? I’ll need him back though
I appreciate the offer but your Fozzy is safer with you
No problem. He’s proper snuggly too
I'd only get him wet
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Don't look so shocked, I've said a lot worse |
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"I have my Fozzy Bear for snuggles OP. Do you want to borrow him? I’ll need him back though
I appreciate the offer but your Fozzy is safer with you
No problem. He’s proper snuggly too
I'd only get him wet
Don't look so shocked, I've said a lot worse "
Yes you have… |
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Could do with another girl for a 3 way spoon. We'd be fighting who the middle spoon is.
I'll take it for the team and be the big spoon. Long enough arms to wrap around 2 bodies. |
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"Could do with another girl for a 3 way spoon. We'd be fighting who the middle spoon is.
I'll take it for the team and be the big spoon. Long enough arms to wrap around 2 bodies. "
Sounds very snuggly |
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There must be an opening for a fluff, or feather,extraction service operative after a post like this.
78 chickens? Male or female?. Thats a lot of cock if they are male.
I am ex lifeboat crew, so if anyone finds themselves drowning in clunge send up a red flare.
We didn't cover mouth to clunge resuscitation but I will give it my best shot.
I love this fucked up place.
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"There must be an opening for a fluff, or feather,extraction service operative after a post like this.
78 chickens? Male or female?. Thats a lot of cock if they are male.
I am ex lifeboat crew, so if anyone finds themselves drowning in clunge send up a red flare.
We didn't cover mouth to clunge resuscitation but I will give it my best shot.
I love this fucked up place.
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We can only give the red flare once a month |
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"Treat yourself one of those online brides, January sales you’ll pick one up for cheap. Donate it to a charity shop once you’re done.
The mr "
I should have looked same time I ordered my suit, good plan |
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"I think there are a lot of us out there looking for cwtch buddies. We just don't seem to be finding compatible ones.
Shame, as there is lots of me to cwtch and I make a great pillow."
Yeah it's important to find the right one |
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"Could do with another girl for a 3 way spoon. We'd be fighting who the middle spoon is.
I'll take it for the team and be the big spoon. Long enough arms to wrap around 2 bodies. "
If I was lucky enough to be in bed with 2 women then there would be no argument that I'm in the middle |
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"There must be an opening for a fluff, or feather,extraction service operative after a post like this.
78 chickens? Male or female?. Thats a lot of cock if they are male.
I am ex lifeboat crew, so if anyone finds themselves drowning in clunge send up a red flare.
We didn't cover mouth to clunge resuscitation but I will give it my best shot.
I love this fucked up place.
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"There must be an opening for a fluff, or feather,extraction service operative after a post like this.
78 chickens? Male or female?. Thats a lot of cock if they are male.
I am ex lifeboat crew, so if anyone finds themselves drowning in clunge send up a red flare.
We didn't cover mouth to clunge resuscitation but I will give it my best shot.
I love this fucked up place.
We can only give the red flare once a month "
I've not heard it called that till now |
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"Same here...i want someone to come to mine, cwtch me for a few hours...hopefully leading to lovely sex and sleep. And then to go!! Where are they all! Or maybe stay a bit if i really like them "
The right people are out there |
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"Have you found one yet OP? I’m sure you must’ve had loads of offers by now?
One? I need more than one, people have chickens to look after and stuff "
Now that’s just greedy surely? But I like your style |
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"Have you found one yet OP? I’m sure you must’ve had loads of offers by now?
One? I need more than one, people have chickens to look after and stuff
Now that’s just greedy surely? But I like your style "
I wouldn't be on here if I wanted just one |
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"Have you found one yet OP? I’m sure you must’ve had loads of offers by now?
One? I need more than one, people have chickens to look after and stuff
Now that’s just greedy surely? But I like your style
I wouldn't be on here if I wanted just one "
Me either
You fill your boots |
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