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over a year ago
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"Any arguments or disagreements this Christmas season you want to get off your chest before the new year....
Or what is your highlight of Christmas?  "
We've got a 13 weeks old puppy and took him with us to the outlaws on Christmas Day. My missus caught her brother in the kitchen feeding the pup doggy chocolate. She asked him to stop as the chocolate was intended for pups from 16 weeks old. He stopped then wandered off to the living room. Wife caught him again feeding the pup chocolate, she went mad and told him not to be such an idiot. About an hour later I went to the bathroom but the pup had been there before - diahorrea on the bathroom floor. Result of the chocolate. Poor pup usually barks to be let out for his toilet but obviously didnt have time. I cleaned the mess up. Gave brother-in-law a bollocking. Damn me about an hour later he was feeding the pup chocolate again. Result? Pup has 2 more diahorrea sessions in the house and wife and her brother had massive row. Oh the joys of Christmas. No wonder they hate each other!! |
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"Any arguments or disagreements this Christmas season you want to get off your chest before the new year....
Or what is your highlight of Christmas?
We've got a 13 weeks old puppy and took him with us to the outlaws on Christmas Day. My missus caught her brother in the kitchen feeding the pup doggy chocolate. She asked him to stop as the chocolate was intended for pups from 16 weeks old. He stopped then wandered off to the living room. Wife caught him again feeding the pup chocolate, she went mad and told him not to be such an idiot. About an hour later I went to the bathroom but the pup had been there before - diahorrea on the bathroom floor. Result of the chocolate. Poor pup usually barks to be let out for his toilet but obviously didnt have time. I cleaned the mess up. Gave brother-in-law a bollocking. Damn me about an hour later he was feeding the pup chocolate again. Result? Pup has 2 more diahorrea sessions in the house and wife and her brother had massive row. Oh the joys of Christmas. No wonder they hate each other!!"
Think I'd have done an pretty good impression of a Rottweiler at the brother-in-law.... and left the teeth marks to prove it. What a dick! Poor animal... 
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Nothing bad but boy do the boys drink !! they brought us down a bottle of gin from a box they got as a gift and proceeded to drink the whole bottle yesterday and half a bottle of our stash..lol . think they slept well. 
they just getting a snowball now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Highlight is definitely the pink peppercorn sauce, its recipe given to me by a playmate, and it is delicious! 
Lowlight is for burning my rice and pan, damn you, FAB, again! 
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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My highlight was a lovely day yesterday with family.
My disaster was asking my nephew to copy some films to my new external hard drive without checking which private pics were on _iew when he opened the drive... :*.
It was only the thumbnails and he does wear specs, so please god he wasnt looking too closely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My highlight was a lovely day yesterday with family.
My disaster was asking my nephew to copy some films to my new external hard drive without checking which private pics were on _iew when he opened the drive... :*.
It was only the thumbnails and he does wear specs, so please god he wasnt looking too closely"
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Let's hope he is a gentleman too!  |
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Xmas day was quiet, just the four of us but even so a lovely day. We are both now snuggled up on te couch having had familty over for a Boxing Day Buffet. Everything went well, the proof being the crumbs left on the table...Merry Xmas everyone :0) |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"My highlight was a lovely day yesterday with family.
My disaster was asking my nephew to copy some films to my new external hard drive without checking which private pics were on _iew when he opened the drive... :*.
It was only the thumbnails and he does wear specs, so please god he wasnt looking too closely
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Let's hope he is a gentleman too! "
Pearl I was mortified. Couldnt get to sleep last night with worry about it, then this morning I just thought he's 20-odd for god sake, it can hardly be a surprise to him that his Aunty has sex...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't get hangivers but sometimes I wish I did. This is the last year I'll make the effort to buy gifts for people that mean something to them. I have great nieces and nephews I always buy gifts for but they wouldn't know me if I bumped into them. I have a wife who thinks a diary and a box of lynx is thoughtful enough.
No more.
Christmas next year will involve people getting gifts from me if they tell me what they want, if they don't they won't be getting fuck all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pearl I was mortified. Couldnt get to sleep last night with worry about it, then this morning I just thought he's 20-odd for god sake, it can hardly be a surprise to him that his Aunty has sex... "
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And a sexy aunty too. 
Just hope he does not hit on you!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pearl I was mortified. Couldnt get to sleep last night with worry about it, then this morning I just thought he's 20-odd for god sake, it can hardly be a surprise to him that his Aunty has sex...
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And a sexy aunty too.
Just hope he does not hit on you!!! "
Why would a nephew hit on his aunty? That's incest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any arguments or disagreements this Christmas season you want to get off your chest before the new year....
Or what is your highlight of Christmas?
We've got a 13 weeks old puppy and took him with us to the outlaws on Christmas Day. My missus caught her brother in the kitchen feeding the pup doggy chocolate. She asked him to stop as the chocolate was intended for pups from 16 weeks old. He stopped then wandered off to the living room. Wife caught him again feeding the pup chocolate, she went mad and told him not to be such an idiot. About an hour later I went to the bathroom but the pup had been there before - diahorrea on the bathroom floor. Result of the chocolate. Poor pup usually barks to be let out for his toilet but obviously didnt have time. I cleaned the mess up. Gave brother-in-law a bollocking. Damn me about an hour later he was feeding the pup chocolate again. Result? Pup has 2 more diahorrea sessions in the house and wife and her brother had massive row. Oh the joys of Christmas. No wonder they hate each other!!
Think I'd have done an pretty good impression of a Rottweiler at the brother-in-law.... and left the teeth marks to prove it. What a dick! Poor animal...
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When we got home in the evening I made Monty (the pup) some boiled rice and boiled egg, mixed them together and gave him that for his supper, in the hope it would bind him up a bit. Result - got up this morning to a clean area hwere he sleeps and no poo on the paper we put down for him. Monty had a very waggy tail when he got praised for that!
Monty has been 'normal' again today thankfully.
Dickhead brother-in-law called round today with his Dad to come for lunch. What did the prick say when I opened the door to them? 'Is it alright to come in' I nearly slammed the door into his face but thought better of it. He came in and never said another word. My missus didn't speak to him at all but Monty went up to him in the usual puppy way, waggy tail and licks. He never once asked how Monty was, arsehole.
Think I'll train Monty up to be an attack dog just so he can get his own back on said brother-in-law. That'll be a first as Monty is a golden retriever!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Been a pretty shite couple of days for me.
Father in law had a major relapse on Christmas day ... He's having chemo fire a brain tumour ... And he lost all motor sense on his left side ...
So down to local hospital for out of hours GP, up the steroids, and brought home. Intermittent symptoms....
Then we have a four hour power cut in the afternoon !
He has further falls in the night, so back to a&e today, finally admitted for least two days ...
Doubt he'll see out January, but at least he spent Christmas at home ...... |
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"Any arguments or disagreements this Christmas season you want to get off your chest before the new year....
Or what is your highlight of Christmas?
We've got a 13 weeks old puppy and took him with us to the outlaws on Christmas Day. My missus caught her brother in the kitchen feeding the pup doggy chocolate. She asked him to stop as the chocolate was intended for pups from 16 weeks old. He stopped then wandered off to the living room. Wife caught him again feeding the pup chocolate, she went mad and told him not to be such an idiot. About an hour later I went to the bathroom but the pup had been there before - diahorrea on the bathroom floor. Result of the chocolate. Poor pup usually barks to be let out for his toilet but obviously didnt have time. I cleaned the mess up. Gave brother-in-law a bollocking. Damn me about an hour later he was feeding the pup chocolate again. Result? Pup has 2 more diahorrea sessions in the house and wife and her brother had massive row. Oh the joys of Christmas. No wonder they hate each other!!
Think I'd have done an pretty good impression of a Rottweiler at the brother-in-law.... and left the teeth marks to prove it. What a dick! Poor animal...
When we got home in the evening I made Monty (the pup) some boiled rice and boiled egg, mixed them together and gave him that for his supper, in the hope it would bind him up a bit. Result - got up this morning to a clean area hwere he sleeps and no poo on the paper we put down for him. Monty had a very waggy tail when he got praised for that!
Monty has been 'normal' again today thankfully.
Dickhead brother-in-law called round today with his Dad to come for lunch. What did the prick say when I opened the door to them? 'Is it alright to come in' I nearly slammed the door into his face but thought better of it. He came in and never said another word. My missus didn't speak to him at all but Monty went up to him in the usual puppy way, waggy tail and licks. He never once asked how Monty was, arsehole.
Think I'll train Monty up to be an attack dog just so he can get his own back on said brother-in-law. That'll be a first as Monty is a golden retriever!! lol"
It's just a friggin dog, get a grip man.  |
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"Any arguments or disagreements this Christmas season you want to get off your chest before the new year....
Or what is your highlight of Christmas?
We've got a 13 weeks old puppy and took him with us to the outlaws on Christmas Day. My missus caught her brother in the kitchen feeding the pup doggy chocolate. She asked him to stop as the chocolate was intended for pups from 16 weeks old. He stopped then wandered off to the living room. Wife caught him again feeding the pup chocolate, she went mad and told him not to be such an idiot. About an hour later I went to the bathroom but the pup had been there before - diahorrea on the bathroom floor. Result of the chocolate. Poor pup usually barks to be let out for his toilet but obviously didnt have time. I cleaned the mess up. Gave brother-in-law a bollocking. Damn me about an hour later he was feeding the pup chocolate again. Result? Pup has 2 more diahorrea sessions in the house and wife and her brother had massive row. Oh the joys of Christmas. No wonder they hate each other!!
Think I'd have done an pretty good impression of a Rottweiler at the brother-in-law.... and left the teeth marks to prove it. What a dick! Poor animal...
When we got home in the evening I made Monty (the pup) some boiled rice and boiled egg, mixed them together and gave him that for his supper, in the hope it would bind him up a bit. Result - got up this morning to a clean area hwere he sleeps and no poo on the paper we put down for him. Monty had a very waggy tail when he got praised for that!
Monty has been 'normal' again today thankfully.
Dickhead brother-in-law called round today with his Dad to come for lunch. What did the prick say when I opened the door to them? 'Is it alright to come in' I nearly slammed the door into his face but thought better of it. He came in and never said another word. My missus didn't speak to him at all but Monty went up to him in the usual puppy way, waggy tail and licks. He never once asked how Monty was, arsehole.
Think I'll train Monty up to be an attack dog just so he can get his own back on said brother-in-law. That'll be a first as Monty is a golden retriever!! lol
It's just a friggin dog, get a grip man. "
I have to confess to sympathising with the poster's feelings regarding his dog. We have 3, the only people allowed to give treats is my husband and I, unless we are asked. I have seen animals seriously ill due to being giving "treats" that are bad for them.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I made the mistake of giving the bowl containing residual egg/cheese mixture for a Tiramisu to my dog to lick, resulted in a very bad DA for him.
I am more careful about what I feed him nowadays.
He had his share of the Christmas goodies in the form of pigs in blankets.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Santa must have decided ive been a very bad girl this year. I got a lovely pair of UGG boots I really wanted but they have to be sent back as one of the zippers doesn't work properly. So I got lovely boots I can look at but not wear |
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