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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Ok ... now what?
I hadn’t thought that far
You're letting our simian brethren down man!!!
There is no master plan, I’m making this shit up as I go along!
And then throwing said shit?"
I’m not a complete animal! |
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"Ok ... now what?
I hadn’t thought that far
You're letting our simian brethren down man!!!
There is no master plan, I’m making this shit up as I go along!
And then throwing said shit?
I’m not a complete animal! "
 Good man ... erm .. monkey |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh 
You'd probably fall over anyway "
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
P |
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
P "
Oh they are here are they ..
I didn't say anything then   |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
P
Oh they are here are they ..
I didn't say anything then "
Sensible. Mind you... you tend not to speak, just send visual media 
P |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway "
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha |
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
You think a thread where me and Red Monkey are already here is a good place to take the piss out of my balance challenges?
Brave man.
Brave, brave man.
P
Oh they are here are they ..
I didn't say anything then
Sensible. Mind you... you tend not to speak, just send visual media
P "
Can't help yourself can ya  |
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha "
I knew you'd bloody see this ...
Don't miss a trick you  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha
I knew you'd bloody see this ...
Don't miss a trick you "
Not when you're as predictable as a performing seal nope! |
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"No. I am not a performing monkey ffs.
Posh
You'd probably fall over anyway
This quote coming from you Grumpy?
Funniest thing ever......
I swear it was you flat out on the floor at the last London Social, pint everywhere in front of everyone.....and don't even get me started on that massive A Board sign outside the shop! Ha ha ha
I knew you'd bloody see this ...
Don't miss a trick you
Not when you're as predictable as a performing seal nope! "
I will NOT be falling over next week |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks?
P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas"
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am looking deep into your display picture.
You know what they say about avatars"
If it ain't broke don't fix it? Or something like that.
I think I see a doorknob glistening behind you in the gentle light of the darkness. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks?
P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P "
Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I am looking deep into your display picture.
You know what they say about avatars
If it ain't broke don't fix it? Or something like that.
I think I see a doorknob glistening behind you in the gentle light of the darkness. "
I was thinking of bastardising the line of them being the windows to the soul or summat. Now I’m zooming in on my pictures |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks?
P
I'm expecting his cock does the can can on stage for us all
Erm...
Will it have a feathered headdress?
P
That might be fun to stroke "
Try it… |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks?
P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P
Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends "
You totally are.
I mean, I could tell everyone that you have a mighty penis that can go for hours, you can breathe through your ears *and* you have a lovely sofa, but I figured the coffee and smell thing was more important 
P |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks?
P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P
Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends
You totally are.
I mean, I could tell everyone that you have a mighty penis that can go for hours, you can breathe through your ears *and* you have a lovely sofa, but I figured the coffee and smell thing was more important
P "
Where can my penis go for hours to?!
At least you’re being honest, I do make an awesome cuppa and my sofa is very comfy |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Tea, didya figure out what happens after everyone looks?
P
I was hoping that I’d be flooded with plaudits, platitudes and offers of sexual gratification.
Alas
Oh.
Bugger (exclamation, not requested or offer, you'll be relieved to know).
You make good coffee and don't smell bad. How did I do?
P
Wonderful, you’re a fantastic wing woman. I’m so glad that we’re friends
You totally are.
I mean, I could tell everyone that you have a mighty penis that can go for hours, you can breathe through your ears *and* you have a lovely sofa, but I figured the coffee and smell thing was more important
P
Where can my penis go for hours to?!
At least you’re being honest, I do make an awesome cuppa and my sofa is very comfy"
I don't bloody know! I'm doing my best! You're never flipping happy, you 
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that.
Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable.
(Was that what you were hoping for?)
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that.
Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable.
(Was that what you were hoping for?)
"
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn? |
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it… "
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear) |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)"
You won’t like my cock?
Rude |
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude"
Remote possibility of course |
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"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that.
Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable.
(Was that what you were hoping for?)
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn? "
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude
Remote possibility of course "
At the risk of being indiscreet, you’ve already met me twice… |
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"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude
Remote possibility of course
At the risk of being indiscreet, you’ve already met me twice…"
I know, and you rudely stayed fully dressed on one of those occasions
And I didn't dislike your cock even a little bit |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"That might be fun to stroke
Try it…
Is it try before you buy? Can I return it if I don't like it but leave it in good condition?
(This seems unlikely, I imagine there'll be signs of wear and tear)
You won’t like my cock?
Rude
Remote possibility of course
At the risk of being indiscreet, you’ve already met me twice…
I know, and you rudely stayed fully dressed on one of those occasions
And I didn't dislike your cock even a little bit "
I lament my choices |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing??
Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh you have seen my eyes ffs lol"
I have... Happy to look into them more though
And it'll keep me out of trouble with Tea... I'm a shite wing woman apparently
Posh |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing??
Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me! "
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing??
Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me!
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet "
Are you being a wing woman or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looked. Now what?
My deepest thanks for taking part
Well you have had hours to come up with something - could at least have taken a new pic! 
I did! Just not of me"
Pffft! |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing??
Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me!
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet
Are you being a wing woman or not? "
D
Fine.
You should be able to tell by now... I'm sulking.
Come one and all... look at Tea. He's all manly manly shaped and everything
Better? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Is this a look into my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes kinda thing??
Oooh... can I look at this one please Tea?
Posh
Sheesh! This thread was meant to be about me!
He will keep me quiet. You like me quiet
Are you being a wing woman or not?
D
Fine.
You should be able to tell by now... I'm sulking.
Come one and all... look at Tea. He's all manly manly shaped and everything
Better?"
Much. Ta |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that.
Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable.
(Was that what you were hoping for?)
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn? "
He was hanging a right I think. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I once saw a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of a van on the M5 near Bristol. Now that indeed was a sight to behold. Highlight of my decade that.
Having bewitched you by my charming anecdote I’ll drop you twinkingly filthy whispered (oooft). Cos you’re well doinkable.
(Was that what you were hoping for?)
That was definitely the kind of thing that I was hoping for. Thank you beautiful lady
Was the monkey signalling for a left turn?
He was hanging a right I think."
This is where prehensile arms have the edge |
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did i look the wrong way?? Px 