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……….knowing that he’d recently performed a lovely tributed over the screen?
I’m talking real life emergency like getting your JustEat order in before closing time or ringing for an Uber to pick you up outside the Dog and Trumpet.
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"Frankly, if you can happily join in at an orgy then you can damn well use that cumstained phone. (So long as you can get the touchscreen to work without having to clean it off first.)"
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"……….knowing that he’d recently performed a lovely tributed over the screen?
I’m talking real life emergency like getting your JustEat order in before closing time or ringing for an Uber to pick you up outside the Dog and Trumpet.
Love and Peace "
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"Frankly, if you can happily join in at an orgy then you can damn well use that cumstained phone. (So long as you can get the touchscreen to work without having to clean it off first.)"
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"……….knowing that he’d recently performed a lovely tributed over the screen?
I’m talking real life emergency like getting your JustEat order in before closing time or ringing for an Uber to pick you up outside the Dog and Trumpet.
Love and Peace
Cum stained screen is not getting in the way of a delivered kebab "
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good "
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good
You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then "
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good
You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then
Thanks. I’ll order the balls please "
You can order balls from a Chinese? |
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good
You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then
Thanks. I’ll order the balls please
You can order balls from a Chinese? "
King prawns have balls apparently… |
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good
You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then
Thanks. I’ll order the balls please
You can order balls from a Chinese?
King prawns have balls apparently… "
I’m not putting balls in my mouth |
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good
You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then
Thanks. I’ll order the balls please
You can order balls from a Chinese?
King prawns have balls apparently…
I’m not putting balls in my mouth "
^^ certainly not the Kings as well |
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"As long as the cum was still warm Rex it wouldn’t be a problem
You can get preggers from warm cum on a phone screen you know
Luckily I can’t Rex so it’s all good
You can borrow my phone for a JustEat Chinese then
Thanks. I’ll order the balls please
You can order balls from a Chinese?
King prawns have balls apparently…
I’m not putting balls in my mouth
^^ certainly not the Kings as well "
What a shame. They’re really tasty |
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