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"Is this the thread when we finally admit that a bromance is better than a relationship? I don’t think the women are ready to hear that."
I’m not sure all the men will be ready to hear that either. Especially when you start sucking their cocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Q. Why do females have small feet??
A. Allows them to get closer to kitchen sink when doing dishes
You so got that wrong....
Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023 "
perhaps yes, but only once you have finished the dishes, washing, hoovering, ironing, dusting.........
now back to the kitchen please. |
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"Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023 "
So many questions spring to mind.
What was wrong with 2022’s footjobs?
Were your feet bigger last year?
What’s with footjobs anyway? I don’t get the appeal. Actually I’ve never had one. Maybe I’m missing out. Am I? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023
So many questions spring to mind.
What was wrong with 2022’s footjobs?
Were your feet bigger last year?
What’s with footjobs anyway? I don’t get the appeal. Actually I’ve never had one. Maybe I’m missing out. Am I?"
Lack of effort last year to offer foot jobs
You're missing out on my fantastic company and personality, footjobs or not...ha |
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"You're missing out on my fantastic company and personality, footjobs or not...ha "
Yes but not for much longer, thanks to the matchmaking threads.
This ain’t the thread for flirting though. Take it to messages … |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"You're missing out on my fantastic company and personality, footjobs or not...ha
Yes but not for much longer, thanks to the matchmaking threads.
This ain’t the thread for flirting though. Take it to messages …"
That's not flirting......waving a bucket of KFC at you is what I class as flirting.... |
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See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023
So many questions spring to mind.
What was wrong with 2022’s footjobs?
Were your feet bigger last year?
What’s with footjobs anyway? I don’t get the appeal. Actually I’ve never had one. Maybe I’m missing out. Am I?"
Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!"
even on this thread they will always try and get the last word in lol
yap, yap, yap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!
even on this thread they will always try and get the last word in lol
yap, yap, yap "
Men to the left because women are always right |
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"Q. Why do females have small feet??
A. Allows them to get closer to kitchen sink when doing dishes
You so got that wrong....
Small feet allow us to give good foot jobs in 2023 "
Oh baby. It’s been far too long since I had one of those. An ex was a pro at it |
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it. "
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate "
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr |
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr"
What a shocker brucey!
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr"
You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it. "
Because you'll get what you're given and stop bloody moaning about it and be grateful.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr
You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no "
But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
Because you'll get what you're given and stop bloody moaning about it and be grateful...."
I'd absolutely have a footjob from you boo |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!"
And if it wasn't for the women, where would all the men be now?
A stain all dry and crusty on a set of curtains somewhere..
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"See this is what’s wrong with the world today………. WOMEN. Give them the vote, now they think allowed to take over or enter any room, it needs to be stamped out now or before long they will just take over!!!!
And if it wasn't for the women, where would all the men be now?
A stain all dry and crusty on a set of curtains somewhere..
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Not me, I wipe with my dressing gown |
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr
You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no
But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!"
I’m logging off that day. All day
* this is a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr
You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no
But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!
I’m logging off that day. All day
* this is a lie "
It's gonna be called. Ok but would you let me put my toe in if I also stroked your hair and fed you a kinder bueno? |
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr
You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no
But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!
I’m logging off that day. All day
* this is a lie
It's gonna be called. Ok but would you let me put my toe in if I also stroked your hair and fed you a kinder bueno?"
You promised not to do the long title thing again… remember? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Footjobs are great! Lube those bad boys up and it's like an awkward handjob! Great for edging!
But … why would I want an awkward handjob over an actual non-awkward handjob?
I don’t get it.
It’s just another different thing! If the woman has pretty feet and knows what she’s doing, it feels amazing.
I suspect there aren’t too many totties that would want us shoving a gnarly big toe into their bits to reciprocate
I did that thread.
It did not go down well no sirrr
You were never ever supposed to mention THAT thread ever again Brucey. Please god no
But the sequels due up in my schedule for day after tomorrow!
I’m logging off that day. All day
* this is a lie
It's gonna be called. Ok but would you let me put my toe in if I also stroked your hair and fed you a kinder bueno?
You promised not to do the long title thing again… remember? "
Oh that was me lying silly |
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"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit "
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I cannot believe this little gem of a thread sneaked below my radar.
Is this where the affluent chaps come for the effluent chats? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit
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I cannot believe this little gem of a thread sneaked below my radar.
Is this where the affluent chaps come for the effluent chats? "
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day"
This guys too busy for boring old man chat with all the pussy he has! |
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"Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day
This guys too busy for boring old man chat with all the pussy he has!"
Is that both poon & tang together?? |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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"Sounds like my idea of hell, I hardly ever meet men that I would have any interest in talking to, give me female friends and company any day
This guys too busy for boring old man chat with all the pussy he has!"
No, I’ve just always preferred female company all my life |
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"This is a thread for men just to chat on no agenda just chat shit
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I cannot believe this little gem of a thread sneaked below my radar.
Is this where the affluent chaps come for the effluent chats?
Yes "
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Perfect. I will have to put on temporary hold my two inamoratas and engage in some male solidarity. |
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"Is this the thread when we finally admit that a bromance is better than a relationship? I don’t think the women are ready to hear that.
I’m not sure all the men will be ready to hear that either. Especially when you start sucking their cocks "
This comment took a dark turn very quickly |
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