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Have you encountered the good the bad and the ugly sides of this site?
Give us guys some idea of what it’s like on a daily basis being a woman on here. What do women want? "
lol hey if you dont know by now or perhaps you do  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
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Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter |
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "
I'm starving stop talking about food will you  |
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "
But I'm a Richmond thick  |
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Here's a taste:
Wanna fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Why aren't you replying?
Wanna fuck?
Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.
Wanna fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Why won't you answer? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter
But I'm a Richmond thick "
As you asked so nicely I'm putting you in the Nosh Off pile |
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter
But I'm a Richmond thick
As you asked so nicely I'm putting you in the Nosh Off pile"
Happy to be noshed |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"Here's a taste:
Wanna fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Why aren't you replying?
Wanna fuck?
Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.
Wanna fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Why won't you answer?"
Exactly this! |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
I use lots of filters ,If women don't I can't imagine how fast that inbox fills .
When I first joined with no pics and no text,I had about 50 messages in no time (before I discovered filters).
It can be funny with some of the messages/characters & really annoying some days when people don't read and send you cringey graphic messages or dick pics.
I've met some good people here though that I chat to regularly & even met my other half here too.
I know people say is women have the pick of meets on here ,buy finding someone attractive that you click with isn't always easy either. |
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In my opinion, for the most part, it’s pretty entertaining.
I enjoy chatting in the forums. I think there are some really funny, intelligent and interesting people. I like that people tend to be more open and honest as they can remain anonymous if they wish to.
In regards to messages, I’ve learned that filters are our friend, otherwise managing an inbox would be a full time job
Some of the messages are really lovely, thoughtful and appear to be very genuine, the majority are very dull run of the mill (Hi how are you) and then there’s a few that are very weird and frankly awful too - block button is vital in that instance. There is always an endless supply of dick pics.
In terms of volume, before I had my filters on, I would sometimes get hundreds of messages a day, but now it’s down to around 20 which is manageable.
Hope that gives a bit of an insight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a taste:
Wanna fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Why aren't you replying?
Wanna fuck?
Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.
Wanna fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Why won't you answer?"
You missed off fancy a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "
Don’t want to appear sausageist so worth mentioning “ other sausages and tubular processed meat products are available “ |
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "
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It's mostly frustrating... I'd just like people to read the profile, before they send a msg.
I'm not inundated, I read every msg (as long as the first line isn't crude) and more often than not, I'll politely decline (unless they really haven't taken any notice of my preferences)
I get fed up of men cherry picking which bits suit their narrative and completely ignoring any boundaries. For example, one half of a couple asking for anything when it clearly states single men.
I don't want to whinge and moan, there's some lovely guys on here, but they honestly cock block themselves 90% of the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a taste:
Wanna fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Why aren't you replying?
Wanna fuck?
Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.
Wanna fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Why won't you answer?"
Who said you could use all my cut 'n' paste messages??
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter
Don’t want to appear sausageist so worth mentioning “ other sausages and tubular processed meat products are available “"
That is true. And I'd also point out that there is a lot of confusion amongst sausage owners. Many are brandishing cocktail sausages under the misapprehension that that it as a Cumberland sausage. Report them to Trading Standards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter
Don’t want to appear sausageist so worth mentioning “ other sausages and tubular processed meat products are available “
That is true. And I'd also point out that there is a lot of confusion amongst sausage owners. Many are brandishing cocktail sausages under the misapprehension that that it as a Cumberland sausage. Report them to Trading Standards "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter "
Are you like this in person? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"Imagine having a handful of hotdogs thrown at your face every 15 minutes.
Wait…that’s not mayo on these hotdogs either..
Then all the hotdog owners start asking why you don't want to nosh on the hot dogs and yelling at you saying you are fussy stuck up cow for turning down their frankfurter
Are you like this in person? "
Do you mean a stuck up cow? Or a person with a cock? |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"Here's a taste:
Wanna fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Why aren't you replying?
Wanna fuck?
Entitled fat cunt, wouldn't fuck you anyway.
Wanna fuck?
Fuck now?
Fuck?
Fuck?
Fuck now?
Why won't you answer?"
Are you shy?! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I could post something vaguely witty.
But for all of the negative moaning on the fora, being a woman on Fab for me has been fantastic overall. Sure there's been the occasional less than brilliant moment. A few tears shed now and again. Some flashes of pure irritation, the self doubt that creeps in normally related to my time of the month.
But the forums? They've led to me discovering beautiful souls, forming real friendships that are beyond Fab. My inbox has facilitated fantastic time with others, experiences I didn't think I'd have and many more to come. It's helped me begin to discover my sexuality, learn more confidence.
I'd like for this year to focus my energy more on celebrating the positives. There's a lot to be found on here. Or maybe I've been very lucky. |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
I have broad shoulders along with big tits and a fat arse ! I don’t take this place too seriously, I’ve learnt this over the years of being here. To contrast I’ve met some truly amazing and wonderful people x |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
I think if I punched myself a gazillion times in the nuts & banged my head on a wall , all at the same time I fear I would no get remotely close to what it's like....
Fairly accurate?
U blokes are lucky! So, best not to complain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mahoosively empowering and has worked absolute wonders for my confidence, infact I would highly reccomend it to anyone that needed a boost.  "
Ditto
Ps. Love that necklace against polka dot. My favourite print |
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I've mostly forgotten. I set my filters in April 2020 to "fuck off"* and have left them there. It's peaceful.
* You can't send me a first message if you're male, female, trans, or any kind of couple, and I'm not looking for anyone. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat |
"I don't think I could be a single woman on fab to be honest.
Mrs "
Joking aside, yes you need a strong stomach; the hide of a rhinoceros and a good sense of humour.... But.... This site brings me fantastic fucks, good friends and a lot of laughs along the way. |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
"I don't think I could be a single woman on fab to be honest.
Mrs
Joking aside, yes you need a strong stomach; the hide of a rhinoceros and a good sense of humour.... But.... This site brings me fantastic fucks, good friends and a lot of laughs along the way. "
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Daily it's grand I don't get many messages because I keep my filters tight as a ducks ass. I rarely get any abuse most of the messages I have gotten have been okay messages the odd faf one which are just deleted. Most of the replies I have gotten when I say no have been nice as well with the odd one who throws abuse. That just makes me roll my eyes while I delete it.
In saying that it's not just men who cause agro on here. I've had women and the one guy try and get personal info on me. I've had one person share some of my personal info as well to me they are the people who are worse and cause more issues than any message I've gotten off a random guy that I can just delete. Worse are those who enable those people and help them.They never seem to twig that if they share others info they will do the exact are thing to them some day . |
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